Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Arealsomalipirate said:
I'd rather live in a world with grease wizards than a world where fascism won the war

"I'd rather live in a world with grease wizards than a world where fascism won the war". That's why homosexuals are grooming kids and degenerates are breading grease wizards, but fuck it at least we don't speak German right? you are profoundly ignorant in the truest sense of the word. Strong societies didn't allow this level of degeneration, that's why you and I are here shitting on a literal retard. I would rather a strong society where we would work to build great things while retards are put away from society where they can't harm people (chris chan) all of animal control.

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lol, I'd rather live with Cobra in Casper, Wyoming than whatever freak show you're cooking up.
 
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Potion_Time said:
Why were you holding that tid bit back in the first place?
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Same as before, I didn't wanna blow up the spot. Josh is very insular and he will never be as open as he used to be, which is where most of the hilarity and entertainment came from. It was better that he be open and candid at that time for as long as possible, so I could disseminate the information later. Otherwise It would just be more gender relations shit and there'd be nothing at all to talk about.

If I'd said anything, he would've bugged out and that Warlord fight would've never happened. Which coincidentally spooked him, I don't think he's been back to whatever server since.

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Think he'll add it all up or demand one big dono for the hair dye vid
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He'll add it up, but not count it towards the video. He'll just demand the lump sum anyway.
 
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Rope Salesman said:
Cobes reminds me of when you first start drinking. You order whiskey and drink it straight, trying not to retch but you’ll still say it’s your favourite drink.

wonder if the paypigs could get him to ‘boof’ a drink?
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another failure of clint, never taught his son the proper way to drink hard liquor. Cobes, you will never read this, but you drink then exhaaaale, you dont inhale like a fuckin retard.
 
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RapidlyEh said:
How does one get his ribs so damn crunchy?? Sounds like his fucking teeth are breaking and being grinded down
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It sounds like he's chewing rocks. What did he do to those ribs to make them like that? For fucks sake who wants ribs to be crunchy? It's supposed to be "melt in your mouth" or "fall of the bone". It's not supposed to sound like you're wolfing down fucking corn nuts.

Also his head is so god damn big the hat is literally sitting on the crown of his dome. He's not wearing that hat, it's just kind of balancing on top of his noggin.
 
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Potion_Time said:
It sounds like he's chewing rocks. What did he do to those ribs to make them like that? For fucks sake who wants ribs to be crunchy? It's supposed to be "melt in your mouth" or "fall of the bone". It's not supposed to sound like you're wolfing down fucking corn nuts.

Also his head is so god damn big the hat is literally sitting on the crown of his dome. He's not wearing that hat, it's just kind of balancing on top of his noggin.
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He added beer/caramelized something on top of it, that doesn't excuse the crunchiness of the meat after the top layer is gone! The hat is hilarious, reminds me of my dad playing around wearing my hat when I was a kid, 100x to small! lolol
 
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lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
 
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daBonehead said:
lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
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He sure likes to belittle his supporters! Reminds me of that goof with the god complex on that twitch panel years ago
 
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lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
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It's clear his trolls don't get to him. He rules their pathetic lives.
 
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daBonehead said:
lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
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"I can spend that $200 on content... original drink combos"
That's literally what the comment was critiquing him for doing :story:
 
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RollingRock said:
"I can spend that $200 on content... original drink combos"
That's literally what the comment was critiquing him for doing :story:
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You just don't get it, nobody is putting in the work this man is putting in to sit in a filthy hovel drinking bottom shelf liquor mixed with mountain dew all day. You'll never be as youtube famous as Cobes you pelican fucking junkie.
 
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daBonehead said:
lmao Cobes is pissed someone is calling him out on his lazy content and wasting money on booze. "FYI I don't spend it all on alcohol dood! I order food with it too! And I have other expenses besides alcohol." Cmon Josh we all know your SSI pays for your apartment and your dad pays for your groceries. You do spend all your money on booze and ordering out.
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You know he's fucking mad when he does that CLAPPING TO MAKE A POINT move, much like he kept doing during the Stephanie thing earlier this year

Thank God Cobes doesn't have a Clapper.
 
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