Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[The Southwest Strangla]

Poopy poopy poo

 

[Absolutego]

Zoomers tend to have no fucking patience when it comes to anything because their attention span was fucked by social media.

I swear half the time when I say “I’ll compile it into a list later” people expect that shit to get done in like an hour. No mf I can’t, I work 10 hours a day for 5 days a week. This weird zoomed NEET behavior gives me flashback to Chris yelling “now NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!”

its less a zoomer thing and more a "we've become the last refuge of terminally online NEETs" thing.
The number of times I've had to explain a gap in reponses with "I have a day job" is alarming.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It's like with the fucking Tomlinson thread. How do you not get that his anger is justified when the police are putting him in fucking handcuffs because of fake police reports? Why do I even have to explain this to you?

Because A - we aren't the ones who did it, B - him screaming NEVER COME HERE EVER AGAIN at cops is funny as fuck. Just like in WoR thread.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I can't be happy Null I'm an alcoholic

Of course you can friend just crack into a nice cold Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[Asda Smartprice Sausage]

I have nothing to say and I’m a filthy newfag that feels left out. Suck my toe.

 

[The Last Stand]

Wings trolls are worst than the lolcow himself. Get a life.

 

[Takodachi]

its less a zoomer thing and more a "we've become the last refuge of terminally online NEETs" thing.
The number of times I've had to explain a gap in reponses with "I have a day job" is alarming.

Please dont workshame the retards.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Didn't we had a term for fucking retards that intentionally did stuff to a lolcow in order to get them lulz either directly or indirectly?
I dunno, it really think it expresses what those unfunny faggots were all about.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

10000% agree. Everyone said "4chan is the craziest, edgiest, scariest website ever!" and it made it so all the new users thought 4chan was a place only for posting insane, edgy, grotesque shit.

Now normies are saying KF is the "racist tranny genocide Hitler fan club" and it's attracting people who actually think that's what KF is

 

[Steinercard]

That's a horrifying thought, that even places like 4chan don't let you say the word nigger any more and are way quicker to ban for trolling.

Most of the jannies on 4chan and whatever 8chan is calling itself now are socially awkward autistic men who became trannies and now feel guilt for saying nigger and faggot sometimes anonamously. So overcompensate by punishing others.

 

[McSchlomo]

Still think that even unfunny bad posts shouldn't be deleted but rather be left there for people to - urgh- "downvote", but otherwise I'll take the post to heart. The worst thing that could happen to any of us is that Null doesn't enjoy his forum, kills it and we can't use it to say (mostly) what we want anymore.

As a german I would basically be reduced to writing my ramblings about trannies on a piece of paper and throw them into the wind.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I will harness my oppositional defiance
disorder to Fedpost myself off the site.

For real Null, you're a treasure on the internet, a sincere thank you for all you do to keep this retard suppository for the internet operating.

 

[Takodachi]

People who shit up the place should be marked, some kind of star next to their names.

 

[Windows Error 98]

What is causing all the new users lately? I feel like every other thread is full of people with a 2022 join date. And most of them are shit.

 

[Matt Damon]

It's like with the fucking Tomlinson thread. How do you not get that his anger is justified when the police are putting him in fucking handcuffs because of fake police reports? Why do I even have to explain this to you?

So seriously, what is your stance on something like that?

I wouldn't SWAT the guy, I wouldn't condone anyone who SWATs the guy, but I definitely laughed my ass off and made fun of his recorded sperging, justified anger or not.

 

[Bardin Goreksson]

People need to learn to not take the internet so seriously, remember when people just did shit to make each other laugh? You know, "for the lulz", as they said back in the day.
Also zoom zooms don't know the mere concept of this forbidden lurker magic known by the name of "fucking waiting like an normal functioning adult".

 

[Love Machine]

"I need to fit in so I'm gonna scream at this tranny on an internet forum"

 

[Bonedome]

I think the solution is pretty simple, marry Keffals and start your harem.

 

[Ulex]

I'm sorry Josh but it's already too late. It's only going to get worse from here. When I enter a thread and see a (tranny) janny seething about an eceleb, like actually upset over someone just being retarded online, that is a terrible sign.

"I honestly feel like I'm going to have a stroke."
"LAUGH."

 

[SNAFU]

Neck all 2022 joiners