Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[CharlesBarkley]

1. Don’t get angry with the cows.

Imagine getting legitimate angry over a fat loser who already has a life of ruin.

Right, Amber gurls?

 

[JamusActimus]

>Stop getting mad at Wings of Redemption and DarkSydePhil making money.
I find it funny how you didnt include stop getting mad at Ethan Ralph's shenanigans. The gunt subforum is the worst when it comes to aylawgs getting mad, that subforum also broke the no trolling rule a number of times, whenever it happens posters always bring up the Ralph tweet "EVERYTHING IS A FAIR GAME" which they use to justify fucking with ralph.

Agree.
Ralph is super funny and his willingness to ruin his life and provide content is endearing to me. If I see him in real life, I will shake his hand and have a positive encounter with him.

Most users in the gunt board want bad things to happen to Ralph and wanna see him spiral and die.

This mentality is exemplified by users like @Haru Okumura

Maybe it's the Guntverdose turning you bitter idk.

 

[Begemot]

Thanks dear feeder. I have felt there was an awkward energy in the alogging of wings and dsp, an actual hatred and anger. Reminder for any readers, anger is physically unhealthy, especially when it is felt towards a parasocial relationship. I am always laughing at the shit, random events are fun to observe for me regardless of their moral implications precisely because I am an uninvolved participant. Some of you participate, and I hope you contemplate the signs of what "too far" might look like. What a couple of oopsies could earn you, worst case. Myself, I am happy to be a member of the peanut gallery. But there is an issue, because similar to being a sound-cloud rapper from Florida, being a lolcow puts a target on your back for anybody who wants some clout and superberries.

It also doesn't take much energy to provide fair use or not fedpost, the lines are pretty clearly drawn, I would support posts being removed/potential user bans for (repeated) violations.

No, by ignoring the lived experiences of BIPOC and neurodivergent folx you are erasing them. Silence has a deadly price, please, do better. Theyare allowed to be angry, you are allowed to submit to them.

 

[Sperghetti]

There’s no sense getting mad at the cows making money by being cows, that’s just being jealous.

Instead, think about all the idiots who are giving that money. People are literally giving these doofuses cash and getting nothing in return beside maybe having said doofus read a message out loud on the internet. Who does that?!

 

[Gunt of the Litter]

I would just like to say that I am significantly less fat than Wings and thus, I am a significantly better person.

 

[msd]

I also avoid politics. Sometimes I’ll see the occasional headline but I’ve noticed that I’m much happier ever since I just stopped caring.

They want us unhappy. It's why there has been more doom and gloom on the news lately

 

[Large]

How do I unlock the Deviant reaction sticker?

PM a photo of your anus to at least 3000 users

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

I think the meltdown over scaring off Keffal's ex is funnier than any info that would have been obtained from not scaring them off. I'm just here to laugh. I'll laugh at the cows, I'll laugh at the cows' trolls, I'll laugh at the people reee'ing at new users for not fitting in, and I'll laugh at the new users for being retards and catalyzing meltdowns. You're all content for those who aren't emotionally invested. Thanks for the laughs.

If his childhood friend dropped a story about him trying to fuck a chihuahua I can only imagine we missed some juicy degenerate details from someone who was actively involved with him

Yeah the EX was a tranny, but people could have waited until after he spewed the (undoubtedly compromising) details.

 

[Wormy]

Are you a man or woman?

Man. Cis, believe it or not, since anyone KF doesn't like is automatically branded trans.

A&H is the containment board used to stop /pol/tards and stormfags who joined "le epik Christchurch forum" from shitting up every thread with schizo manifestos about how Jews/Blacks/Trannies/Marxists/Democrats are destroying the world.

Containment being "Let's keep them in our yard instead of keeping them, ya know, OUT". What a load of shit.

Man for being the culture war room this wormy fuck keeps claiming it is, I sure don't see it fucking anywhere that I visit on the site.

It's called A&H and any thread that isn't specifically about a right wing leaning lolcow, which this place calls "Safe spaces".

KF doesn’t have a political slant. It isn’t right wing or left wing.

The site's entire post history disagrees with you.

@Wormy for someone who says they hate niggers you sure are acting like one in this thread.

I don't.

Ironic, given you being a nigger.

Skin's whiter than yours, probably.

Most users in the gunt board want bad things to happen to Ralph and wanna see him spiral and die.

You mean like most of the site wants to happen to Jews..oh I'm sorry, (((them))).

 

[JamusActimus]

There’s no sense getting mad at the cows making money by being cows, that’s just being jealous.

Instead, think about all the idiots who are giving that money. People are literally giving these doofuses cash and getting nothing in return beside maybe having said doofus read a message out loud on the internet. Who does that?!

A certain Nick Gurr, 4Skin Tim, Jeanna Tool and Bernie Gore.

 

[WolfeTone]

Skin's whiter than yours, probably.

Pray-tell, what color are your nipples?

 

[Stoneheart]

all of this drama makes null sad and that makes me sad too!

 

[Wormy]

Pray-tell, what color are your nipples?

Pink.

all of this drama makes null sad and that makes me sad too!

Good.

 

[msd]

Man. Cis, believe it or not, since anyone KF doesn't like is automatically branded trans.

Containment being "Let's keep them in our yard instead of keeping them, ya know, OUT". What a load of shit.

It's called A&H and any thread that isn't specifically about a right wing leaning lolcow, which this place calls "Safe spaces".

The site's entire post history disagrees with you.

I don't.

Skin's whiter than yours, probably.

You mean like most of the site wants to happen to Jews..oh I'm sorry, (((them))).

It is Saturday my guy, go drink

Go have fun.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

Pink.

Good.

I heard you've been considering divorce as of late.

 

[Moccren]

My boi just wants to have a good site, have a good time.

 

[Wormy]

It is Saturday my guy, go drink

Go have fun.

Not allowed. Alcohol is degenerate, and as Badungus and Save the Loli told me, Biden closed down everything due to Covid. We're locked down, and surely they can't be wrong?

 

[WolfeTone]

People who hate jews tapped out after doing half their needed research, in reality, zionism, and global greed, takes more forms than just the happy merchant.
And the people who go out of their way to tell people they can't criticize jews and israel, on one of the only sites where you can do so, are the biggest kikes on the planet.

 

[Wormy]

I heard you've been considering divorce as of late.

I have. If only to get Jessie Lee Peterson off my case.

 

[JamusActimus]

You mean like most of the site wants to happen to Jews..oh I'm sorry, (((them))).

Very few users want bad things to happen to jews or even know jews irl.

Hating the jews is like a meme now few users are serious with this.
I can think of a few sperg having a weird nazi Larp but even in this autistic site they are exceptional.

Well jews did not mutilate my cock so maybe I am not that invested in the jew hating stuff.