🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AnOminous]

Another Victory for Ralphamale dabbing on Jesse P.S. / Podawful cringe ass.

Doesn't Ralph realize boasting about how much you grovel and beg for money from morons online is pretty much like boasting that you only suck the largest of dicks?

She’s aged another seven years since this photo, her hairline recedes even more, and she’s carrying an extra 15 pounds of baby weight she still can’t lose after six months. Ralph should have let his first batch of Lisbon attackers do him the favor of blinding him.

Instead they rendered him a wall-eyed brain-damaged retard who has to see two of her.

 

[MeltyTW]

You missed the best part; the post that got Jesse blocked!

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Ralph is such a dumb fuck I love it i can't wait until he's bragging about making two mcdoubles a week

 

[Whalers Against Raycissm]

Ralph is such a dumb fuck I love it i can't wait until he's bragging about making two mcdoubles a week

So Jesse makes as much as a truck driver. A truck driver is still going to be able to work and make that money when he’s 45-70 years old though.

Tangent:

Drama/troll Streamers aren’t likely going to be able to hold an audience after 45ish. Should be interesting to see, maybe they can. It’s just that the cows are going to get old and boring. Are they going to try to milk cows 15 years younger than them?

Ralph might be able to pull it off streaming into his 40’s because he does politics and his angle is more of him getting into personal drama and getting into insane beefs with other e-celebs. So he might be able to do it. Depends on whether his audience(and a-logs)ages and has no interest in internet foolishness as they get older and become boomers.

The sektur is so young that there isn’t any examples to go on. Metakur is 41-42ish and isn’t quite at that age where his audience is in thier 40’s. He’s the E-daddy and is older than his audience.

 

[MeltyTW]

So Jesse makes as much as a truck driver. A truck driver is still going to be able to work and make that money when he’s 45-70 years old though.

Tangent:

Drama/troll Streamers aren’t likely going to be able to hold an audience after 45ish. Should be interesting to see, maybe they can. It’s just that the cows are going to get old and boring. Are they going to try to milk cows 15 years younger than them?

Ralph might be able to pull it off streaming into his 40’s because he does politics and his angle is more of him getting into personal drama and getting into insane beefs with other e-celebs. So he might be able to do it. Depends on whether his audience(and a-logs)ages and has no interest in internet foolishness as they get older and become boomers.

The sektur is so young that there isn’t any examples to go on. Metakur is 41-42ish and isn’t quite at that age where his audience is in thier 40’s. He’s the E-daddy and is older than his audience.

lol ralph probably wont even be alive or free by then to worry about any of that shit. also nah weve already seen that politics without the engagement and high off fucking with people is a death sentence for people like ralph, same boat as jesse and the others really. all his lulls have been in times when everyone ignored him and his content was nodding off to tucker clips and soph's twitter and all his little boosts were when jim or someone called someone else a faggot.

 

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[eDove]

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Very cringe, Ralph — calling out anyone for not exercising hard enough.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

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HAHAHAHA WARSKI EXCERCISES COULDNT BE ME hahahahahahaha :emojis:

 

[Keranu]

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Haha Ralph has to get all his dirt from Kiwi Farms. You should see the dirt we have on you.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

That top of the sektur killstream award-winning journalism from a totally real inside source.

 

[Tonberry]

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He wrote this tweet while almost certainly drunk because he needs money for for his legal problems.
Has legal problems due to actions from being drunk and while being so, spending all his money getting into trouble.
Needs money because of all the drinking and legal problems it causes..
This is all circular....

Ralph is one of the cows I find the most entertaining on this site, but this tweet is genuinely upsetting and depressing. This is a man so deeply lost in his own addiction he sees alcohol as a magical solution to all his problems - including problems started by him being too drunk to act rationally. When you add that to his insanely low IQ and complete lack of self awareness, Ralph starts reaching the level 'self destructive' can't even begin to describe, this is borderline suicidal behavior.

 

[AltisticRight]

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"Inside source lol" -- public Kiwifarms post.

Ethan, when are you going to acknowledge the Soph question? Hey, it's a pinned post, you won't miss this "inside source".
Pig

 

[MadStan]

Vickers child support will only ever (if) be paid for by Ralph siphoning funds from his loyal cows.

It’s an interesting mental exercise visualizing how that spoon of food arrives into that child’s mouth from
It’s beginnings in some basement dwelling loser getting money from
Mum, to give to Ralph who gets it to his kids mother who buys the food.

 

[Henry Wentworth Akeley]

I highly doubt any sincere adult Catholic watches Gunt. He should stick with claiming to be a baptist because that’s the only Christian demo he might have in his tiny audience.

One of the main reason Gunt can’t take his trad cath grift further, besides total insincerity, is because he cannot interact IRL with actual legitimate religious people. Gunt would feel like total degenerate dirtbag alien that he is among actual Catholics IRL. He can only poorly pretend online among Catboi faggots. Gunt trying to join a parish would be like the Wicked Witch going to a pool party. Gunt couldn’t tolerate being among sincere and respectable Catholics in Richmond, even if they hide their utter disgust of him well. Gunt needs a protected safe space IRL as much as he does online.

He also doesn't know anything about it. For Americans seeking to become Catholic there is a program typically called RCIA that takes several months to explain the faith and instruct people on how to live it before they are allowed to fully enter into the church. This is not like most protestant churches where you can just show up and declare yourself to be a Baptist or whatever. Catholicism is also not like most American protestants in that there is a whole vocabulary of terms associated with the church, there are a variety of sacraments, fasts, a calendar that includes major events like Lent and days of obligation, all sorts of stuff that is not really part of the American protestants take on Christianity. Aside from some of the most basic trappings and general Christian grifting he has no idea what he's talking about.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I'm in utter amazement, complete shock. Ralph has for the first time in his entire life said something smart.

Nevermind that this is, by his own standards not the Ralphamale way, and that he would probably describe this as bitchmade but a year ago.

Yes, Ralph as many an Ayylawg, myself included have stated you shit flinging at the people who have custody of your child benefits noone and a smart person would just shut the fuck up and work behind the scenes for access.

I know the Vickers haven't exactly helped the matter, but fuck me this dude is complaining when he is the primary reason all of this was done in public. Now he's acting all indignant, and nearly two years later has realised maybe litigation of family court shouldn't be on Twitter...

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm in utter amazement, complete shock. Ralph has for the first time in his entire life said something smart.

Nevermind that this is, by his own standards not the Ralphamale way, and that he would probably describe this as bitchmade but a year ago.

Yes, Ralph as many an Ayylawg, myself included have stated you shit flinging at the people who have custody of your child benefits noone and a smart person would just shut the fuck up and work behind the scenes for access.

I know the Vickers haven't exactly helped the matter, but fuck me this dude is complaining when he is the primary reason all of this was done in public. Now he's acting all indignant, and nearly two years later has realised maybe litigation of family court shouldn't be on Twitter...
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That reads like a fake tweet.
That's how unralphamale the tweet reads.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

That reads like a fake tweet.
That's how unralphamale the tweet reads.

Honestly sounds bitch made that tweet. Can’t expect much from someone who had another baby with a pedophile tranny though. Sad.

 

[ddlloo]

What's this? The Ralphamale is letting someone else censor his speech? Ohnononono... this can't be happening... I don't feel so good Ralphabros...

I genuinely find it funny that he makes it sound as if not sperging the fuck out every day is some heavy burden, but he is willing to bear it for the sake of his child. I'd say he needs a reality check but none of the previous ones have done the job so far, so full steam ahead into the inevitable tantrum that torpedoes everything.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

> they're gonna say I wrote this

 

[AltisticRight]

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Now that reads like something typed by hooves, not horse hooves, fat pig hooves drenched in Makers Mark and horse faeces.

 

[Gina Gillotti]

Now that reads like something typed by hooves, not horse hooves, fat pig hooves drenched in Makers Mark and horse faeces.

If they had been married a decade or two, you know, couples do start to speak/write somewhat like one another, but even then from beginning to end it's a Ralphatweet. He doesn't even try anymore or he just doesn't listen to his pickme brood mare and how she speaks. Probably a bit of both.