Principles of the Kiwi Farms

[Lards and Lasses]

Link?

The original thread was unfortunately shitcanned because Null mercy banned him or something. A tale only the OGs will ever know.

ThatOneLurker
Bred by jacob
Never forget

@Null on the off chance that thread was hidden and not deleted, you should really re instate it. It was too hilarious for the world to not be able to treasure it.

 

[Slobs]

I always thought this site should have more emojis that you can unlock by spending money. sort of like discord. have paid for thread specific emojis that are free for everyone in that thread to use.

But we do have an emote that cost money. It cost $37,223.45 to be exact.

<(Don't forget the $100,000 the SWFA paid as well, child.)

Thanks Patirck!

 

[CumDumpster]

Is the influx of problem users due to increased media coverage of KiwiFarms, new lolcows with hatefans, or a generational difference? Exaggerated depictions of 4chan seemed to attract people who fit the depiction and it created a cycle. I wonder if KF is dealing with the same issue.

Socrates was a beautiful individual.
His method was, and still is also quite good too.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nobody cares what I want, but if we're venting, I just want to read stories about weird people online for entertainment, weird people are interesting to read about.

Everything else people now use this site for, thinking this is finally a "place for them to speak their minds openly about world subjects, express their unpopular opinions they just _can't_ on some other site, to talk about what's really going on, on who needs to be stopped, or what they want to have happen in the world" or whatever, it just kinda gets in the way of reading stories about weird people online for entertainment.

People trying to win an argument with someone for pages at a time just kinda gets in the way of reading stories about weird people online for entertainment.

Maybe try just reading some stories about some weird people online guys. Buried under all this other stuff, it's a pretty good site for doing that. There's some very entertaining stories here.

Unfortunately this is not the world we live in for a very simple reason. Laughing at tards is not allowed anymore, because of the dictats of the State Religion that has infected every level of our society from the family dinner table to the highest levels of corporate and government power.

The reason this place cannot escape politics is BECAUSE it just wants to be able to laugh at tards. In the brave new world you are not allowed to find social deviance funny. You are expected to understand, accept and obey. The mere fact of you wanting to laugh and find humor in the absurdity of things makes you an enemy of the political establishment.

The simple truth is while you go to bed not giving a shit what people higher up the social ladder think or do, make no mistake every night they go to bed obsessing about you, your opinions and how they can make you stop having them.

Even if you got rid of A&H and all the rest you cannot escape the politics because in clown world, the mere act of laughing about it is a political act.

 

[Strelok]

I still contend content and site culture peaked with Jace.

Come back and save us from ourselves Commander.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I may be a faggot on this forum, but at least I'm not a cynical faggot.

Most of the time.

 

[Dyn]

Unfortunately this is not the world we live in for a very simple reason. Laughing at tards is not allowed anymore, because of the dictats of the State Religion that has infected every level of our society from the family dinner table to the highest levels of corporate and government power.

The reason this place cannot escape politics is BECAUSE it just wants to be able to laugh at tards. In the brave new world you are not allowed to find social deviance funny. You are expected to understand, accept and obey. The mere fact of you wanting to laugh and find humor in the absurdity of things makes you an enemy of the political establishment.

The simple truth is while you go to bed not giving a shit what people higher up the social ladder think or do, make no mistake every night they go to bed obsessing about you, your opinions and how they can make you stop having them.

Even if you got rid of A&H and all the rest you cannot escape the politics because in clown world, the mere act of laughing about it is a political act.

Do you work for the HR department of a liberal media outlet or something? The world is not at all like this and you can still very much go outside and laugh at retards and make racist jokes, I do it literally every day.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Unfortunately this is not the world we live in for a very simple reason. Laughing at tards is not allowed anymore, because of the dictats of the State Religion that has infected every level of our society from the family dinner table to the highest levels of corporate and government power.

The reason this place cannot escape politics is BECAUSE it just wants to be able to laugh at tards. In the brave new world you are not allowed to find social deviance funny. You are expected to understand, accept and obey. The mere fact of you wanting to laugh and find humor in the absurdity of things makes you an enemy of the political establishment.

The simple truth is while you go to bed not giving a shit what people higher up the social ladder think or do, make no mistake every night they go to bed obsessing about you, your opinions and how they can make you stop having them.

Even if you got rid of A&H and all the rest you cannot escape the politics because in clown world, the mere act of laughing about it is a political act.

Except there's a very distinct line between laughing about tards versus laughing at tards.

People who look to laugh at tards tends to be embarrassing faggots themselves, because it suggests they're preoccupied with being a separate, superior group.
People who laugh about tards are usually pretty alright, because they're joking about the absurdity of it all, and in fact if the subject in question where to lighten up they could probably even be in on the joke, because in the end we're all tards in our own way.

No, what's happening is the faggots in places like A&N are dickless, so they pretend they're laughing to make it seem like they're aloof disaffected tough guys and their opponents are oppressive nazis, when in reality nobody in A&N is fucking laughing. They're angry joyless pricks. They aren't laughing about shit, they're looking to get a superiority fix and vent their frustration over the fact their life isn't going how they'd like. Everything they do is tinged with impotent rage and bitterness.

Cut the pussy shit out with the "Oh, we just want to laugh and have a good time!". No you don't. Politics are involved because you want them to be. If you were actually looking to have a good time, people would be drawn to it regardless of superficial political differences, like @Dyn just said, people do it all the time.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

I come here for news, memes, and to the browse the occasional on-topic forum if I want an update on Chris or the Gunt's shenanigans. Community Watch is also pretty informative.

Kiwis should Live Laugh Love not Cope Seethe Dilate.

I LOVE COMMUNITY PRINCIPALS THANK YOU DEAR FEEDER

FTFY

 

[mindlessobserver]

Do you work for the HR department of a liberal media outlet or something? The world is not at all like this and you can still very much go outside and laugh at retards and make racist jokes, I do it literally every day.

To your friends, sure. Do you do it with anyone you meet?

 

[Slap47]

I simply do not understand why people get upset about Keffals getting money from their people. It's basically just an ecosystem of the same type of people giving money to each other and wasting most of it on stuff like HRT, Door Dash and Marvel. They got money but they didn't change their life at all. It's still dark room and misery.

 

[Ishtar]

Do you work for the HR department of a liberal media outlet or something? The world is not at all like this and you can still very much go outside and laugh at retards and make racist jokes, I do it literally every day.

But we can’t enslave blacks anymore, gas Jews or lobotomize homosexuals.

This is truly a tyranny without equal in the history of the world.

 

[Dyn]

To your friends, sure. Do you do it with anyone you meet?

Yes, why wouldn't I? There aren't a bunch of Inner Party Though Police about to jump out of the nearest dumpster and 1984 me for making an asian joke, and the people who constantly act like there are must either be working in some kind of stifling oversanitised corporate job, or can't understand that there's a difference between making some gay jokes and chasing after the newest hire screeching "FAGGOT! FAGGOT, LEAVE, FAGGOT!".

The world you people describe simply doesn't exist unless you're like, an inclusivity consultant for a major tech corporation.

 

[NootNewt]

Thank you Null for explaining the prime directive of Kiwi Farms. Too many spergs think that this site is about cow-tipping when in actuality its about observation and laughs.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Yes, why wouldn't I? There aren't a bunch of Inner Party Though Police about to jump out of the nearest dumpster and 1984 me for making an asian joke, and the people who constantly act like there are must either be working in some kind of stifling oversanitised corporate job, or can't understand that there's a difference between making some gay jokes and chasing after the newest hire screeching "FAGGOT! FAGGOT, LEAVE, FAGGOT!".

The world you people describe simply doesn't exist unless you're like, an inclusivity consultant for a major tech corporation.

Hell, even if you do get some weirdo filming you, and trying the 'he said the no no words!'. Just lie?

"This guy said racism stuff!"
'No I didn't? Who are you?'

Problem solved. Anyone insane enough to try and 'expose' you, is going to end up looking like the retard in that scenario, because they will just tard rage at you. I go to a liberal as fuck university, and half the things I say on a daily basis would have a klansman asking me to chill out, No one gives a fuck, why would they? I'm literally just some random asshole.

 

[Dyn]

Hell, even if you do get some weirdo filming you, and trying the 'he said the no no words!'. Just lie?

Even if you don't, what are they going to do about it? If you absolutely have to niggerpost irl just don't take any job where you're expected to publicly represent the government or a corporation and you'll be fine.

I think most of this "clownworld" crying is just people want to screech about niggers all Thanksgiving but can't handle being treated like the racist uncle that nobody agrees with at family gatherings. The "oppression" isn't that they're being silenced or shut down, it's that people aren't agreeing with them enough.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Even if you don't, what are they going to do about it? If you absolutely have to niggerpost irl just don't take any job where you're expected to publicly represent the government or a corporation and you'll be fine.

I think most of this "clownworld" crying is just people want to screech about niggers all Thanksgiving but can't handle being treated like the racist uncle that nobody agrees with at family gatherings. The "oppression" isn't that they're being silenced or shut down, it's that people aren't agreeing with them enough.

Trying to make your family eat blackpills is a dick move. Best case scenario, they agree that everything sucks. What has that achieved?

It reminds me of that comic about the KKK, where the klansmen talk about how it sucks as a social club, because everything gets made about race.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Damn…you can be gifted T&H? Someone needs to hook a nigger up. That’s better than someone sucking me my penis.

Someone forced T&H upon me. Am I a rape victim now?

 

[Sparkling Wiggle]

Ethan Klein is still a fat conniving jew and trannies are child grooming predators, but God will sort that out in time.

 

[Breadbassket]

Someone forced T&H upon me. Am I a rape victim now?

You are a victim of assault via non-consensual gifting, so clearly yes.