DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
His fans not paying up for this game is one of the most hilarious things to come out of the dsp universe in a while. I have to agree with phil here, I'm also perplexed on why they aren't kahntributing. Not saying this game or phil playing it is very interesting but its really no different than anything else he plays, all of his streams are shitty and boring so why do the dentheads not like this one game in particular? They'll pay up for 20 year old RPGs and fishing games but when its something phil actually seems halfway interested in, they dont support him. He seemed like he was on the verge of tears over it last night and its hilarious, I hope he has to wagequit the one game he actually wants to play.


At this point it's basically 4-5 people maintaining his entire career, the day stream was funded entirely by 3 people at the most. If none of them show up for any stream, tips will be minimal.
 
This is somewhat off topic, but given some of the newfag drama in other sections of the site I wanted to come and quickly make a post about this community. Despite the flack we get sometimes (which is often deserved), I think we are a good subforum overall, and I appreciate the time noobs take to lurk before posting. I don't post everyday, but I read often and I think we are one of the better parts of the site; exploring the threads of other cows reminds me of that. Jumping into the dspdiscussion reddit also reminds me how much better it is over here.

We all get retarded now and again, but I think most of the new users get the gist of what we got going on. We have a good mix of new and old on here and I think that helps keep the nature of the conversation focused and interesting. This is all despite the fact there are like 10x more posts per day on here than when I first joined.

Anyway, cheers to you 2020+ mates who learned/lurked. I like this forum and I hope we can maintain this great lighthearted spirit as new faces continue to fill our ranks.

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i dont need your praise, i know how amazing i am
Yesterday: "I'll order food for the marathon this weekend if I get a big spike in support during the week!"

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>receives $345 in cash that day

Today: "I won't be ordering food for the marathon this weekend because I've got bills to pay and no money!"

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This man just doesn't cease to amaze me. Absolutely mind-boggling.
well ya, gotta 6 star all his wwe champs. like honestly dood. you think this man can easily survive on 100k+ a year? thats stoopid and idiotic to even think that dood
Which one of you was this?
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idk but thats funny as hell, i actually wonder if theyll double check his bankruptcy. prolly not but ya never know
does phil have !membership or something or only tips?
TIHYDP of souls is what got me into dsp. i miss those days. maybe i should get bit tipsy, smoke one of my cigars and watch some more TIHYDP's been a good 2 or 3 years. wonder if theres some nice ones
 
but when its something phil actually seems halfway interested in, they dont support him.
The Monkey's Paw that Phil wished his success from made sure to completely sour his life as a sick twist.

makes a lot of money? it's gone as soon as it hits his paypal

has friends who (for whatever inexplicable reason) like spending time with him? pushes them away

finds an 18yo nympho as a gf? apparently can't even muster the strength of will to fuck her

enjoys something? can't play it because the dents don't pay up
or can't talk about it openly because da trolls would win

really likes red meat? gets gout


I'm sure there's plenty other examples, but the jist of my post is "Phil is no longer truly able to enjoy anything because the universe itself seems to give him a massive celestial middle finger"
 
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" Guys I really like this game, so why can't you give me money for that? Kat is crying downstairs for fucks sake"

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My favorite part is that he hints at it, but doesn't have the stones to outright declare that MultiVersus is about to get wage-quitted. He wants so bad to just cut the horse shit and outright say that he's not playing anything that doesn't get the tips goal hit every stream. But he can't do it, even though it wouldn't matter now. Everyone knows what he wants, and why he wants it.

Also, his struggle with fighting games is quite amusing. He knows full well that his fans want to watch him tackle a legit challenge, they don't like seeing their champion hide inside of party games and prove us trolls right. They want him owning us, because they don't know he's lacking the power to do so. So they're going to keep prodding him to play fighting games he will never want to take the risk with.
 
My favorite part is that he hints at it, but doesn't have the stones to outright declare that MultiVersus is about to get wage-quitted. He wants so bad to just cut the horse shit and outright say that he's not playing anything that doesn't get the tips goal hit every stream. But he can't do it, even though it wouldn't matter now. Everyone knows what he wants, and why he wants it.

Also, his struggle with fighting games is quite amusing. He knows full well that his fans want to watch him tackle a legit challenge, they don't like seeing their champion hide inside of party games and prove us trolls right. They want him owning us, because they don't know he's lacking the power to do so. So they're going to keep prodding him to play fighting games he will never want to take the risk with.
It's also quite obvious that he hyped it up as the best ever in order to try and wring more money from the dents, but thanks to his shitty gameplay, that's not going to happen. And of course he turns around and blames his audience for it. Because it's Phil.
 
I have a question I'd like to ask.

Hypothetically, if Phil put up a decent incentive to give him money, does the confirmation that he literally burns what you give him on Uber eats and phone jpegs lean you towards it being worth it or would you still be disinclined?

And I mean something actually worth money I don't mean some lame troll tip he half reads then bans you over. Something actually fun (For myself, perhaps getting a full set in a fighting game with him for $3?).

Because at the end of the day you technically got what you wanted and whatever he earns he has no selfcontrol over and will lose regardless. So that's a win, right??
It would be worth to you/the individual, just like it would for someone to pay him and react to some video, or to a lesser extent, react to a troll message and get him baited into a rant. Fun or value is subjective here, if you think it was worth it for you then that's your decision.

The problem some people have is that you'd be directly and knowingly funding a scammer, so I can see people thinking it would be morally reprehensible to some degree, at least until he becomes transparent about it as a business practice.

Leaving aside Champions, if you're a Cryptolord for example, and don't mind wasting 10K on DSP for him to do something stupid, and you actually got entertainment/value out of it, you'd probably still get mocked because no amount of work DSP puts is worth that amount (to those people/everyone here), I said 10K but 50$ would also apply.

Your 3$ per set is optimistic for him to do, and I still see it as a rip off because a bunch of streamers I've seen will do that gladly for free.
 
The Monkey's Paw that Phil wished his success from made sure to completely sour his life as a sick twist.

makes a lot of money? it's gone as soon as it hits his paypal

has friends who (for whatever inexplicable reason) like spending time with him? pushes them away

finds an 18yo nympho as a gf? apparently can't even muster the strength of will to fuck her

enjoys something? can't play it because the dents don't pay up
or can't talk about it openly because da trolls would win

really likes red meat? gets gout


I'm sure there's plenty other examples, but the jist of my post is "Phil is no longer truly able to enjoy anything because the universe itself seems to give him a massive celestial middle finger"
Marries a woman he intends to be his maid and mother, she turns out to be an autistic freak just as lazy as him and he can’t even monetize for fear of her leaving him.
 
New animation Haseo paid twice to see.
Big ups!

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lmao. morons
Is it just me or is Phil being a huge dick to Haseox
Edit: Also Multiversus is at risk of getting shelved, RIP
He's an equal opportunity huge dick to all his paying customers.
His fans not paying up for this game is one of the most hilarious things to come out of the dsp universe in a while. I have to agree with phil here, I'm also perplexed on why they aren't kahntributing. Not saying this game or phil playing it is very interesting but its really no different than anything else he plays, all of his streams are shitty and boring so why do the dentheads not like this one game in particular? They'll pay up for 20 year old RPGs and fishing games but when its something phil actually seems halfway interested in, they dont support him. He seemed like he was on the verge of tears over it last night and its hilarious, I hope he has to wagequit the one game he actually wants to play.
Because they are not bottomless pits of money. Especially during a recession.
 
It's also quite obvious that he hyped it up as the best ever in order to try and wring more money from the dents, but thanks to his shitty gameplay, that's not going to happen. And of course he turns around and blames his audience for it. Because it's Phil.
What makes it worse is that with any given game, Phil is already operating with a handicap, that being his lack of true passion, so he never innately figures out the exciting selections. He has to do research, which he hates, or just blindly throw darts at a board, which historically hasn't worked. I mean it hasn't given him a streak, the thing he desires, since the 2020 one ended.
Marries a woman he intends to be his maid and mother, she turns out to be an autistic freak just as lazy as him and he can’t even monetize for fear of her leaving him.
And has to lie to her and the world every day in order to avoid the same thing, while keeping his worst addiction in his life.
 
If you simply must slop the pig, at least waste his time and make him do something he hates.
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He sounds like he is going to cry because he was so excited for the Gremlins character guys but nobody will give him money. He's just so tired, he had to react to Kpop again today ON TOP of his "full time interactive and on demand 6 days a week with no free time" job in which he not only works harder than any of his fans, but he works harder than the losers at kiwifarms and keemstar too.

Fans asked him for years now to learn a new fighting game in addition to old school Street Fighter, and no one is supporting him learning the new popular fighting game Multiversus. Dave your dents don't want you to learn a smash like party fighter in which you won't even play with members, they want you to learn a 2d competitive fighter and not give up the second time you get bodied after a week of playing the game like KOF15.
How big is that bill anyway? Thanks to @SomeBoyo we have an overview how much tips he got on a day. He has never dipped below a 100$ tips day in the last days. Don't tell me that that is not enough. I can't even slightly comprehend why one low supported stream can bring down the whole house of cards unless his bills have gotten bigger (heh Scopley with their 6 star cards). Imagine him bitching in fall and winter when the real recession hits (and imho it will hit). also not many new and exciting games coming up plus his closet is clean now too. Unless he wants to gibve us a house tour. Imagine how much shit he would have to sort out to give the impression he is a full time beggar just with a roof over his head.
 
I refuse to believe the way he eats isn't a hammed up act. I'm not talking about the way be bites or chews, I mean using napkins as a bib and the way he holds his fork and shit. There is no way a man his age eats fries and hotdogs and shit with a fork and acts baffled by what he should do to eat it. It just isn't possible.

The only way you could convince me he actually eats this way on a daily basis is if he was some old money mega rich person who's family owns several manors and got rich in oil or railways back in the 1800s or he has actual brain damage.
"Da trollz will ruin it" is code for "I can't scam people and sell this at an inflated price so I am too lazy and greedy to bother doing it as a normal person."
More like code for I'm too lazy to pay for shipping and box it up properly for the Postal Service.
The absolute rube is gonna take thousands of dollars of retro games to GameStop and get flim flammed because he's too lazy to eBay.
I personally look forward to him getting scammed at whatever store he takes all this stuff to, especially if GameStop ends up giving him store credit.
 
How big is that bill anyway? Thanks to @SomeBoyo we have an overview how much tips he got on a day. He has never dipped below a 100$ tips day in the last days. Don't tell me that that is not enough. I can't even slightly comprehend why one low supported stream can bring down the whole house of cards unless his bills have gotten bigger (heh Scopley with their 6 star cards). Imagine him bitching in fall and winter when the real recession hits (and imho it will hit). also not many new and exciting games coming up plus his closet is clean now too. Unless he wants to gibve us a house tour. Imagine how much shit he would have to sort out to give the impression he is a full time beggar just with a roof over his head.
He really has no idea how much trouble he has created for himself.
 
If none of them show up for any stream, tips will be minimal.
It's one of my favorite DSPisms lately when he tries to draw grand conclusions about support from a tiny sample size. He talks as if he has hundreds of supporters and claims that low support means that a particular game isn't popular. Instead maybe on that day OnlyIcedCuck had a barber appointment and couldn't make it or some other random shit.

If you rely on 3 whales for support, obviously there's going to be huge fluctuations. DSP is too stupid to understand this.
 
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