Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

So I just realized he complained about his hometown women being Republicans because they won't fuck him, right? Did some research on it; his city tends to vote Democrat, only using the GOP as a Fuck-Seattle vote. All but one politician in his region is a Dem representative. So he really is salty that college kids refuse to touch him and is accusing them of being from a different party to remove the assache.
 
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Oh my god, I live around an actual lolcow. I saw him crossing the street yesterday.

Gato da Vida said:
That's a good question, how IS he putting a roof over his head?

He doesn't seem to have any information listed under the "home" tab on the couchsurfing profile (which was linked earlier in the thread). He does, however, have some pictures. Unfortunately, you must have an account to check any of these tabs. I might make a throwaway later and see what he's got in there.

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Also, it's worth noting that he hasn't logged in recently.

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I looked at some of the pictures posted to the thread, and they don't seem to be taken in a house.

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Most homes don't have sprinklers and fluorescent lighting.

I also looked through the youtube video posted early in the thread, but it's so dark that it's hard to see any details.

So basically, given the limited information we have, I wouldn't be surprised if he's homeless, and if he was trying to use his couchsurfing profile purely as a way to get a roof over his head. If that's true, wow
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so god damned creepy. I can only imagine where he'd lead a young girl to if for some reason she messaged him.
 
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tonguesharingMOMENT said:
so god damned creepy. I can only imagine where he'd lead a young girl to if for some reason she messaged him.
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I wouldn't worry too much. If his correspondence is anything like his public Facebook posts, any young woman with a lick of sense will run racing towards the dick of someone her own age. As opposed to that belonging to Lucas Werner of Olympia, the sentient Kryptonite to hot young pussy.
 
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Graffiti canvas said:
No 18 year old girl is going to lust after a mid 30's, overweight, pasty faced, balding, couch surfing homeless political speging dumbass
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Let's be honest here, most girls his age won't either. A dude that old with no hobbies aside from lamenting his lack of poon will be attractive to exactly nobody.
tonguesharingMOMENT said:
Oh my god, I live around an actual lolcow. I saw him crossing the street yesterday.
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I wouldn't worry, he's too much of a pussy to do anything offline.
 
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Fiddleford said:
Let's be honest here, most girls his age won't either. A dude that old with no hobbies aside from lamenting his lack of poon will be attractive to exactly nobody.

I wouldn't worry, he's too much of a pussy to do anything offline.
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He somehow looks worse than his online pictures... an aging overweight man whos wildly cranked open eyes frighten everyone walking towards him. He appears highly uncomfortable in his own skin. I haven't seen him too many times but knowing he has a thread makes me want to observe him in the wild :ween:
 
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tonguesharingMOMENT said:
He somehow looks worse than his online pictures... an aging overweight man whos wildly cranked open eyes frighten everyone walking towards him. He appears highly uncomfortable in his own skin. I haven't seen him too many times but knowing he has a thread makes me want to observe him in the wild :ween:
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Please do. I bet his IRL persona is more interesting than his online one.
 
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tonguesharingMOMENT said:
He somehow looks worse than his online pictures... an aging overweight man whos wildly cranked open eyes frighten everyone walking towards him. He appears highly uncomfortable in his own skin. I haven't seen him too many times but knowing he has a thread makes me want to observe him in the wild :ween:
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Please, please, please tell me you're not a 18-28 year old woman who supports Bernie Sanders.
 
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Megahertz said:
This has got to be the single thirstiest thing I've ever read. And I've seen loads of Nice Guy rhetoric.

in a way, I'm really glad he's never going to be able to keep his disgusting thoughts to himself because that guarantees him not having any children to infect with his views on women.
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Yeah, see, I really wouldn't past him to spike some poor Roman Catholic teenager's drink while she's taking a brief rest from her busy shift volunteering at the Church homeless shelter, and drag her under a table somewhere. Consensual impregnation might be unlikely, but impregnation without consent is a distinct and stomach churning possibility.
 
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glass_houses said:
Yeah, see, I really wouldn't past him to spike some poor Roman Catholic teenager's drink while she's taking a brief rest from her busy shift volunteering at the Church homeless shelter, and drag her under a table somewhere. Consensual impregnation might be unlikely, but impregnation without consent is a distinct and stomach churning possibility.
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A lot of men have these sorts of thoughts (4chan comes to mind) but never act on them. I skimmed through the thread before this, has he ever harassed any women IRL, or shown any real incentive to do so? If so, then noooooope.
 
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I'm kind of shocked Lucas Werner of Olympia's thread isn't on the top page on Google at least but if he continues acting like such a moron I'm sure it will be soon.

It's important to not overstate or over exaggerate the things this man could hypothetically do but it's completely undeniable that he has some extremely disturbing viewpoints and expectations of women. Eventually that sense of entitlement will bubble over into, something if he continues to be denied what he wants but let's not try to speculate on what that could be when he hasn't done anything yet.

I think the funniest thing about him is that one of his biggest claims is that he designed his own T-Shirt which is then followed by some revolutionary physics breakthrough which I can't pretend to understand. The contrast in complexities between the two things is shocking.
 
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