Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Captain Manning]

Still no ddoss ? Man, these troons are slow.

They are good are speedrunning video games, but not so good at speedrunning the Internet.

 

[Neko GF]

Still no ddoss ? Man, these troons are slow.

Their welfare checks mustn't have come yet. That or they gave Lucas all their NEET bucks, as part of Lucas' bot money fund legal defence fund.

 

[[Troll King Zeth]]

>tfw Keffals has unironically done more social harm to the trans community than anyone on KF
Gotta step up your game bros.

Let's get our supposed autism firing squad.

 

[Violence King]

Wewlad, reading through this fucking milk train took forever. Yeah Keffals is definitely gotta be winning lolcow of the fucking year lmfao. It’s absolutely astounding with all the crying and literally fake as fuck accusations going on that Keffals’ troon brigade is pumping out. Can’t wait to see what happens when Keffals literally gets nothing done.

Out of curiousity and because I’m a newfag, has there been any cows that saw their thread and didn’t act like this fucking clown? Highly doubt it but who knows?

I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?

 

[JamusActimus]

Keffals confirms that he wishes @Null would be one of his catboys.

(sry for making you look so grotesque btw)
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-Feminine eyes(Drexel)
-Soft skin

I see a patern.

 

[DirtyOldish_pol_tard]

Keffals is malding that the Cloudflare Trust & Safety guy untagged himself from an orbiters crying tweet

It's basically just a way to remind the followers to go harass that individual some more
Edit: Which may be why he's now had to put all his recent tweets on Follows/Mentions only mode

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Edit 2: Who wouldn't want to work with these fine upstanding citizens to "make the internet a safer place"?
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if anyone else did this, it would be considered targeted harassment and they'd get shitcanned from twitter in a flash. fucking trannies get away with murder on the internet now, rules just do not apply to them.

 

[The Inward]

No doubt the hundred repost but for our new troon lurkers.

What fascinates me in this video is the tranny just lets it play

 

[Jump]

Tranny faggot deserves a sub-forum at this point with the amount of shit he's spewing and how many times notable new events occur/he's made the front page, there's no possible way I can follow this 100%. Not to mention the amount of more and more new info that gets leaked about him and his degenerate followers.

Strong disagree on this. This guy is a one trick pony. Seething on twitter and discord is all he does. A sub forum would just be shitposts and give him the attention he craves.

Ralph got one because he is very entertaining and has multiple things going on all at once. America First got one because its an organization with multiple players doing shit like the J6 riot in the capital and getting arrested for terrorist threats.


Keffals would need up his game alot to get a subforum imo.

 

[[Troll King Zeth]]

What fascinates me in this video is the tranny just lets it play

Anything for attention for these people. They didn't get enough attention from their parents so they get it out of pity points from other trannies.

 

[Nick Gars]

Still no ddoss ? Man, these troons are slow.

Can't pay a ddos service if Lucas already has all your money.
Congrats, you played yourselves.

 

[SNAFU]

Troons harassing companies and randos and trying to intimidate them into caving in their demands= Call to action, completely justified.

The Farms making fun of Lucas and his fans for being retarded= Targeted harassment, must be banned of everything.

I'll never get tired of seeing them flip flop from "OwO pwease stop the meanies" and pure unadulterated seething. Almost like the mask slips

 

[Semiprofessional Sperg]

=I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?

@YachieKicchou went from publicly humiliating himself by beating it to Blacked porn to redeeming himself and being a pretty chill poster. Haven't seen him around recently, but he'd be a good example of someone who recovered from a serious fuck up. Also schizos like Terry and Fedsmoker were generally seen in pretty positive lights, especially post-mortem. Also, you should probably ask these questions somewhere else since they ain't about Kef.

 

[[Troll King Zeth]]

I'm curious about this too - are there *Any* reformed lolcows?

Seriously doubt it since all lolcows are unaware spergs who refuse to see problems within their own behavior.

 

[Violence King]

I'll never get tired of seeing them flip flop from "OwO pwease stop the meanies" and pure unadulterated seething. Almost like the mask slips

There are 10 trillion Y-chromosomes in the cells of their body and all of them are crying out to be recognized. They cannot help their masculine urge to conquer enemies.

 

[XM-05 Thanatos]

They are good are speedrunning video games, but not so good at speedrunning the Internet.

They sure as hell are good at speedrunning life, 41% of them in fact.

 

[Dickens Cider]

To anyone worried about it all- when this current dopamine hit wears off, Lucas is gonna lose it. And where can he go now that everyone is burning out on his bullshit? What card does he even have left to play to keep garnering the attention he so craves? Hes an addict and going to find his supply severely limited in the near future. That will be fun to watch- OMG THEY TRIED TO KILL ME AGAIN (yawn). I WAS IN EUROPE AND THEY DOXXED ME (yawn, crickets). SOMEONE THROUGH A BRICK AT MY FACE (shows pictures of his eye swollen shut; laughter had by all, otherwise YAWN).
You keep that grift money there buddy. Some people make that much a year and look less stupid doing so. And when that moneys gone you’ll still be laughed at.

 

[Baraadmirer]

2nd Keffals Theorem
Statement: Any harm Keffals inflicts\wishes was inflicted on others backfires at him with greater intencity.
Proof: Bans Destiny on Twitch, gets banned there himself. Wishes someone to be swatted, gets swatter, etc.

Didn't Keffals tell someone to kill themselves before...?

What fascinates me in this video is the tranny just lets it play

That's an edited video. The original is Wright having a breakdown from reading a 4chan thread about himself.

Spoiler: Archived copy

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Still no ddoss ? Man, these troons are slow.

Wait till the first of the month and all of their social service free bux come in. Luke is very, very bad at his timing.

 

[TokyoMeatballs]

I would hope not because I doubt Josh wants any more lawsuits, or any for that matter. I wouldn't be surprised though. Would he even be legally allowed to sue an America in Canada?

In America you can sue pretty much anyone for pretty much anything, but getting it past the early part of the trial, I really doubt.
In America it's very difficult to hold a website responsible for the postings of the users, and America has pretty much the strongest free speech protections in the world, and has a law that says they wont prosecute other nations stupid ass speech laws.
She might get to a pretrial phrase if Josh doesn't settle (which he shouldn't) and a Judge will throw it out because judges don't give a fuck about getting a ratio on twitter from some dude with a chopped off dick.

 

[Foltest]

Take a shot.
I know this clown.

Spoiler: Backtagged for Autism

So if you're familiar at all with "early" GG content, we had a bit of a wild west moment when it began, as a lot of the earliest and most prominent voices tended to peter out both fast and hard as they turned out to be complete speds (even by the staggering standards of GG). You all know about Brian Dunn, Mundane Matt, and how fast and hard Ethan Ralph ran aground, which is an interesting connection, because icze4r used to routinely run in the same goddamn circles. We weave an autistic web. One of the more odd things to happen was for "connected" individuals to show up as background fodder in GG circles, rarely actually doing or contributing anything of note, but somehow getting to act like they're hot shit. Probably the best-known examples of this shit were either ya boi King of Pol or Devi Ever.

Appropriately, there were none that Gel was closer to than Matt, which is ironic, because even Boulder Boy Jarbo had the common-sense to realize that Gel was a piece of shit and distance himself from her, which is fucking hilarious when you remember that the Ethan Ralph meltdown had not happened yet. it was tacitly clear very early on that they weren't really down with the cause so much as piggybacking onto it to enrich themselves, and a lot of people (justifiably) were wondering who the fuck this person is that they were getting into a bunch of major coverage angles without really doing anything. Much like Ever, what got Gel kicked out was a combination of factors, but ultimately boiled down to attempts to police discussion that tilted her way, and when people told her to fuck off, she kind of went off gloriously. IIRC Ralph actually covered her at one point, but not in any real detail because exposing specifics of what she'd been doing would have also fucking exposed what he was doing at the time.

Inevitably, ED took an interest, but a problem began because unlike a lot of other clowns covered by them in the past, Gel was smart enough to use a very different tactic for internet defense: Namely, clogging leads with nonsense. Gel has claimed to be everyone from better-known voice artists and musicians to semi-famous industry professionals working on video games, and, paired with her proclivity for setting up false flags, it functionally became impossible to verify a lot of her background. About the only thing that did come out was that she once did MLP Guro art under the handle Crookedtrees, when her email got leaked.

There's probably more lulz potential here if anyone went looking long or hard enough, but that would involve subjecting yourself to their Twitter feed, and they DFE constantly, so it's actually harder than you'd think to go spelunking there. About all you need to know is that they're a gigantic sped, to the degree that even Matt Jarbo and Ethan Ralph could see it, and reacted to being kicked out with all the dignity of Laurelai in a battered women's shelter.

holy shit, I remember that person! I remember their twitter was nearly impossible to read.