Saints Row thread

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"What if a spoiled and completely out-of-touch middle aged white woman got full creative control over a game about gangsters taking over a city?"

Let's stick @The Last Stand in a cage, pump him full of viagra for a week, and sic him on these people
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That doesn't even make sense.
 
Seriously, what the fuck is the obsession with waffles in the game?!
If you look close enough, you can see the shirtless douchebag has a tattoo of a waffle on his chest.

I know I said I wanted to see him get dragged to death earlier, now I want to see him get bludgeoned to death with a waffle iron.
 
What's a bigger flop: GTA: The Trilogy: The Definitive Edition or this reboot?

Open world crime games are dead now with this current political climate. Not even the religious parents dreamt of this.
Saints Row is the bigger flop.

At least the GTA Trilogy has the novelty of playing GTA 3/VC/SA on the Switch going for it.
 
You know when you hate being right? Well, nearly everyone was.

Feels like this game tries to be a mixture of 2 and 3 in the worst way possible. Its not enough over the top but not grounded enough either, so both fans of both sides of the franchise just reject this altogether.

Well, thats it, Volation is out. Gone. Dead. They already were on the borders of bankrupcy but now that its clear this game is a finantial bomb, they might as well pack up and leave the premises of the building.

I saw this, and now you fuckers have to see this too.


You know what, I take it back. I miss the aliens, super heroes and demon shit from Saints Row 4 already.

Man,Volation is just so dead in the water if they were putting all of their faith in this reboot saving it.
 
Saints Row is the bigger flop.

At least the GTA Trilogy has the novelty of playing GTA 3/VC/SA on the Switch going for it.
Underneath the glitches, horrible character models, and general incompetence, they're still the same classic games, so it has more value.

I can't even say this game is just more Saints Row 3, that would be an insult to that game and the old Volition that made it.
 
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