What are the dumbest names people’s parents cursed them with?

Richard Upright (worked in education)
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In the Russell Greer school arrest doc leak his principal was named Moe Lester.
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few more, just for fun

史诗王爵->Legendary Prince Consort
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朱会飞->猪会飞->pig can fly
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常能操->get fuck regularly
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史劲草->fuck harder
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曹尼玛->fuck your mother
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王者荣耀->League of Legends
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程序->program
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I imagine quite a number of parents also name kids after Star Wars or Marvel characters.

Like there could be at least one kid out there named "Marvel" (as in "Captain Marvel").
This came up at my work recently because some kid's first name was Anakin. So I got curious and looked up a few in my work database (which doesn't cover the entire state). Turns out there's a few Anakins, Padmes, and Leias in Arizona. I forget what else I looked up, but I kept it to just the obvious ones. Except for exactly one Leia, they're all within the last 22 years. And except for a couple, they're all within the last 12 or so years. It's almost exclusively just people who were kids when the prequel trilogy came out doing this. I suspect because Gen Xers and older Millennials had enough common sense to name their kids the less conspicuous names like Luke and Ben.
 
This came up at my work recently because some kid's first name was Anakin. So I got curious and looked up a few in my work database (which doesn't cover the entire state). Turns out there's a few Anakins, Padmes, and Leias in Arizona. I forget what else I looked up, but I kept it to just the obvious ones. Except for exactly one Leia, they're all within the last 22 years. And except for a couple, they're all within the last 12 or so years. It's almost exclusively just people who were kids when the prequel trilogy came out doing this. I suspect because Gen Xers and older Millennials had enough common sense to name their kids the less conspicuous names like Luke and Ben.
Leia is a real name, but I don't think it gets used much outside of fandom anymore.

I think Aloysious is an awesome name.
Agreed. I wouldn't use it on a human, though. It's begging for serious bullying.
 
I think the best names are 1 or 2 syllables (especially 1) and are common (making doxxing harder).
 
I knew a guy with two first names once, though to be fair I think it sounded fine. His name is Mark Daniel
This is a thing in the South/general trash culture. Go by your first and middle names. Amberlynn Reid's full name is actually Amber Lynn Reid, she just liked being called Amberlynn to make her more special.

Speaking of Amber, she seriously wanted to name a mini me daughter of hers Rarity. Like the My Little Pony. She eventually named one of her neglected cats Rarity Gray.

I once read a non "You Might be a Redneck If..." humor book by Jeff Foxworthy. A memorable passage involved his time personalizing hats at Six Flags Over Georgia. He had a customer that requested that he embroider the name of his daughter onto a hat. Her name? Cajava. It threw ol' Jeff for such a loop that he asked the guy to repeat the name like three times to make sure that he wasn't shittin' him. He wasn't.

I also encountered a little shit kid at work recently named Adonis.
 
I forget which one, but in an old Strong Bad Email someone wrote in with the name "Talon Jendro". Strong Bad said it best, of course.

"Who named you, George Lucas?"
 
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Lil' nigga's gonna get laid like a chicken egg when he grows up

Quite funny you said that, because little Adonis indeed was a little black boy (a little shit that threw stuff off the belt because he didn't get a toy he wanted in time at that)

The U.K. has a Lord Adonis & as the comedienne Linda Smith pointed out, the name writes a check that the face cannot cash.
*googles* accurate

I guess it's also one of those names where if it's an adult I can see the connection (that or it's funny when Adonis doesn't have the body of Adonis) but as a baby it's like "you just named your kid after a literal sex god"
 
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just some examples
支付宝->Alipay
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黑木耳->Jew’s ear fungus, also an obscure way to say vagina hyperpigmentation
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好牛逼->literally "Good cattle vagina", means "awesome" or "badass" in Chinese
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卫生经->sounds like “卫生巾", means "menstrual pad"
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姬从良->prostitute goes legit
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What kind of sick sadist do you have to be to name your daughter, "prostitute goes legit"? Makes naming your daughter "Temptress" look tame in comparison (a real thing I read in a portion of some book that had a bunch of anecdotes about names).

I knew a guy with two first names once, though to be fair I think it sounded fine. His name is Mark Daniel

Makes me think of a certain Mark David...

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What kind of sick sadist do you have to be to name your daughter, "prostitute goes legit"?
I'm half convinced that nearly every country has stripper names. At least in China's case, it might be the parents seething about the son that they never got
 
Went to school with over ten, yes ten, girls with the last name princess (yes they were all black). Also, went to a school with a guy first name being Gaylord lol
 
Benedict Cumberbatch. The only person to play Sherlock Holmes with a more ridiculous name than Sherlock Holmes.
 
I think Aloysious is an awesome name.
The problem is it's pronounced in some ridiculous sounding way like Alowishus so it just sounds ghetto.

Also lol, Alowishus is the ghetto version of the name. Knew I could find someone if I looked for "Alowishus Jackson".
 
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