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[The Final Troondown]

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How the trans alpaca ranchers of Custer County, Colorado, are forging a new frontier

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch is refuge for armed transgender anarchists. The reception in conservative Custer County has not been entirely welcoming.

www.businessinsider.com

The Trans Alpaca Ranchers of Custer County Are Forging a New Frontier

archived 19 Aug 2022 22:20:40 UTC

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Is this supposed to be some kind of positive portrait? Our resident fedposter in particular can't stop muttering under his breath like some teenage edgelord member of the trenchcoat mafia to the point they literally have to leave their event to stop him throwing a tantrum, compare and contrast with everyone having a great time at the actual parade. They have gasmasks hanging on the fence and the lock that was apparently 'tampered with' has clearly been opened with the key. On top of that it even admits there's zero evidence of earl's siege bar the testimony of people who pulled in 100k off it. Also in what world does intruders who 'dropped their guns' running back and picking up their weapons not result in you shooting them? they even highlight that the tranchers started this hostility by insulting people for going to the traiditonal parade completely unprovoked

They look like completely unhinged lunatics, is the reporter a based TERF trolling them?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm sure this has been posted before, but the 4th of July parades are available for viewing on YouTube.

Normie rural folk! Horses! Trucks! AMERICAN FLAGS!

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=westcliffe+colorado+parade

I've seen sketchier scenes in the drop-off/pick-up zone at the local primary school.

 

[AnOminous]

Why would you do this though? If you were roasting or baking you'd use either an oven dish or clay set in the oven and why would you leave the door open to let the heat escape when the whole point is to not do that?

You're talking about people who think lopping off their yarbles is a good idea and not absolute insanity. The insanity is global and pretty much anything a troon does is completely out of touch with reality as a result.

 

[The Final Troondown]

Here's a clip of that portion:
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What I wouldn't give for a video feed of this

Penny would make a terrible poker player, his umming and staccato bursts of story are tells that can be seen from outer space. Also 'if they turned back they were gonna die' so did they die when they turned back to grab their guns from the mud? Because your story doesn't add up boy

Also J has been something of a background character until this business insider piece but now I'm getting serious ADF vibes
Penny seems to keep him close (closer than Kevin) at all times when off ranch so he can tard wrangle him when he starts edgelording, and now he's fundraising for a trailer? Sounds like he's penny's most draining pet tard and is the first to be deemed a luxury the diminished tranch can't afford and so penny has suggested he 'go forth and take his permaculture and fight against the fash into new frontiers' and is willing to dilute the begging pool if it means getting rid of him

I'd guess having to constantly moniter his edgelording and stopping him tweeting actionable death threats is more effort than sticking Kev in his room with plastic robots all day

I'm guessing he was brought on board with the idea of him giving up his tugboat as rent and every few months they could say 'ooh you're doing really well growing mushrooms and gathering all these lovely pinecones' and send him off to slope around the woods like mowgli, maybe occasionally use him for free labour on simple projects like fencing, but now he won't stop tarding out about the revolution, and unlike penny doesn't know it's a grift

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Well I suffered through ten minutes of Penny's ramblings, but it was interesting to see the condition of the herd. I've attached seven screenshots of alpaca I would score as underweight.
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The condition of the female herd seems worse. likely because it is larger but fed the same amount. Even if they are being fed more often to make up for it the space surrounding a single bale isn't enough for the whole herd so the weaker animals are bullied off the food (a natural response of herd animals, they don't want to waste resources on the most likely to be taken by predators).

I will once again uselessly advise that they buy any kind of animal feeder, as it will improve feed access and reduce feed waste. I'm sure in the last year the amount of hay spoiled by dumping it on the ground would be worth the cost of a brand new one.

The herd count is easily a 100, maybe even 150. Penny says he gave them 4000 pounds of hay, four 1000 pound bales, but an alpaca only eats 3 pounds a day. Even giving an incredibly generous herd size of 200 that is still only 600 a day, almost a weeks worth of hay. It isn't clear how often Penny puts out bales, but he is likely wasting hundreds of pounds of feed. He should be feeding smaller amounts more often.

As before mentioned in the thread seeding more grass and grazing the herd is laughable in every way. They will have to kill a lot more alpacas for that to be realistic. One thing Penny is right about is that bale twine is very useful for nigger-rigging shit.

Back when I worked on a well-managed farm, I got a talking to for forgetting to put tarps over two 50-lb bales of hay in a storm (thus ruining them via mold) while trying to get about two dozen animals into a barn asap. These retards waste 10x that on a regular basis because playing with transformers is more fun than good animal husbandry

 

[Old Fart]

The one owning the Transformers doesn't even play with them. Doesn't really do anything, at all.

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

The one owning the Transformers doesn't even play with them. Doesn't really do anything, at all.

He cracks eggs. According to him, he's performing a valuable (troon) community service. Someone's got to groom the mentally infirm into chopping off their fun parts, it may as well be him.

 

[Russketeer]

Spoiler: Medical stuff

https://nitter.it/UnicornBNA2/status/1561373149957988353#m
(Couldn't be bothered saving and uploading all the full size pictures, sorry.)

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A couple questions about the medical stuff:
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I distinctly remember Kevin saying the Tranch was choosing to not go to the Denver furry convention again because of some kind of weird Nazi drama or something. Kevin also flexed his twitter follower count and acted like whoever runs the convention should be begging for his support.
But now the claim is that the Tranch was supposedly banned or something? I don't believe it. They always lie and act like innocent victims.
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And now onto the good stuff.
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Josie, Penny, and two guests out shooting:
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Pistol training:
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Videos of them shooting - good material for anyone planning to make another parody video! See notafederalagent's post above for uploads of the videos.
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More pictures on the range:
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Another interaction with Keffals, who's pretending that Kiwi assassins are going to make a martyr of him.
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Food post!
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I almost thought the first pistol shooting video was going to be Penny doing my personal favorite drill, Mozambique/failure to stop. At signal draw from holster, 2 shots center mass, mini pause to see the threat failed to stop and then a headshot (or 2). I just think it was a half assed draw at a random moment (a shot timer really adds some stress and measure ability to training) and 3 shots and it metal clanged good enough. I've never seen a can of spray paint in the shooting videos or pictures so I don't think they care about point of impact beyond target go clang. When I do failure to stops it's at a clean steel torso (with a surprise start from a shot timer), I'm approximately double the speed of penny from my hand hitting the grip to the 3rd shot clanging, there is a purposeful but quick pause between torso and head, and my shots land perfect center mass and in the deadly triangle in the head almost always perfectly lined up verticaly. What got me there is...

The boring BASICS... Penny is half or less right with "The Basics are so important, draw and grip".

Grip YES drawing from holster is NOT a basic and NOT something for inexperienced noobs to fuck with. Done wrong it's a recipe to shoot yourself in the leg especially with striker fire guns like the Tranch prefers.

Basics the Tranch should teach.

SAFETY!! But someone might then question the markedly unsafe range setup.
Manual of arms. It almost looks like guests are always handed a gun HOT and ready to fire with just a trigger squeeze. If someone can't manipulate the gun themselves they likely have no business shooting it.
Grip
Sight Picture
Trigger Control
Shooting paper or steel in a measured way that doesn't lie about how good or bad you truly are.

Drawing (and should) be learned through dry fire.

I grew up shooting thousands and thousands of rounds out of single shot rifles and double action only leo revolvers very slowly. I never rapid fired or drew from a holster till I was an adult. The years of bare bones fundementals laid a base foundation that carries my abilities to this day. The flashy shit took maybe a couple months to learn because the basics are true autopilot. I can hold my own on almost any cof, drill, idpa, ipsc, or other practical shoot scenario not because of the ninja flash but because of the true basics.

 

[Ninon42]

Back when I worked on a well-managed farm, I got a talking to for forgetting to put tarps over two 50-lb bales of hay in a storm (thus ruining them via mold) while trying to get about two dozen animals into a barn asap. These retards waste 10x that on a regular basis because playing with transformers is more fun than good animal husbandry

Most farmers are tighter than a tick's ass because of how narrow the margins are between subsistence and starvation. Tranchers don't really give a shit because they aren't self-sufficient in the least and know that they can trannygrift if need be. They are LARPers in every way.

 

[EyeBP]

Well looks like we might be close to the end. Gonna miss the updates and discussions on The alpaca death camp and the troon ss running it.

 

[M3xus]

You say that, these jokers always find a way to keep things going. I'm expecting another couple years of this nonsense.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Well looks like we might be close to the end. Gonna miss the updates and discussions on The alpaca death camp and the troon ss running it.

And if this is about the site and not what M3xus said, we're fucking making an email newsletter about the tranch, free updates for life.

 

[Näkki]

And if this is about the site and not what M3xus said, we're fucking making an email newsletter about the tranch, free updates for life.

Sign me up!

We could already start with a telegram group. But even if, I know we'll find each other. And noone will forget what we all learned in this threat and while they couldn't even keep their serfs, we've made friends, learned, laughed, ended up day drinking because of frustration.. Admired the stupidity and kept being amazed at the same time. I shall never forget. The terf crew willing to band together to show some trannies how it's really done either. One day..

I still won't ever drywall, but I did take some fence building advice just a while ago. This thread lives in all of us.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

And noone will forget what we all learned in this thread

Archive and download every single page. Every. Single. One.

For all the innocent alpaca the tranchers neglected, froze and starved to death, never forget, never forgive.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

I can't believe Earl shut down the Farms.

 

[one_time_user]

wrong farm Earl! bad boy!

 

[whothefuck]

aaannnddd... WE'RE BACK, BABY!

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Dear Unicorns,

https://youtu.be/0aktOnzhEAM

 

[Eglantine]

The Sango De Cristo Sentinel has published it's rebuttal to the Business Insider story.

https://sangredecristosentinel.com/2022/08/home-on-derange/

It's long and he rants on about the original piece but the Unicorn bits are as below:

Joshua Zitser is a reporter from the big internet publication, Business Insider (BI), which is head-quartered in London but has offices all over the world. He says he is on a two-week assignment to do stories about the Rocky Mountains and was told to come to Custer County and interview, who else, the Unicorn Transgender guys at their Alpaca “ranch”. (They have been quiet for awhile but I guess they need more GoFundMe money.) I know BI is lefty, and Joshua just spent two days with the Uni’s, so I KNOW what this is all about: another puff piece on the courageous Uni’s and a hit piece on the Sentinel and most of the citizens of Happy Valley. Bring it on, Limey.

Joshua tells me about his Uni visit and says he was told to come see me as we had written about them before and he wants my take on them. He says the Unis told him they were attacked by people on their property and are constantly patrolling their 35 acres looking for people who want to harm them. I said the “attack” was probably a fib, that all their neighbors complain about their behavior (gunfire at night, spotlights on the neighbors, etc.) and their con with the persecution thing and their fundraising on GoFundMe. I told him the Unicorn ranchers are always packing and open carrying when they come to town. But nothing wrong with packing when you go to town.

I told Joshua that we, and the rest of the county have no problem with them and nobody is bothering them. They are just doing their persecution thing to get attention and raise money and if that is what they want to do, so be it. Most of us here in Happy Valley just want to be left alone and that includes leaving them alone.
I said, multiple times, that nobody has any problems with them being here and that all the vitriol and hate is coming from them (like calling everybody in our Independence Day Parade “nazis” and “fascists”). That stuff doesn’t bother us, I told Joshua. We know what is
behind it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He cracks eggs. According to him, he's performing a valuable (troon) community service. Someone's got to groom the mentally infirm into chopping off their fun parts, it may as well be him.

Kevin's only good at brainwashing people and impulse buying toys he never plays with.