FATAL 2: The Fataling

Randall Fragg said:
This thread is the best fucking thing ever to come out of FATAL.
Do you guys mind if I make a write up of this and the previous thread, and post it on /tg/ or something? Names would be removed of course.
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Sure. Just drop us a link I guess.

@ActualKiwi, you stab the horse. According to the Graphic Gore table, you somehow manage hit its skull from behind. It instantly dies. Its eyeballs pop out of its sockets.

@Caddchef @AnOminous (Assuming you're both raping different horses):
AnOminous's penis is so long that the horse begins to bleed internally. It will take quite a while for it to actually die. Blood sprays out of the horse's anus, covering AnOminous and his penis.

CaddCheff succeeds in raping a dead horse I guess.

The Green Knight drops his pants and returns the favor to AnOminous. He takes 10 damage and is now bleeding internally. AnOminous will bleed out within the next 5 minutes. Same deal for the horse.

Sir Gawain gets tired of this shit and attacks ActualKiwi with a Bastard Sword, but misses!
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
The Green Knight drops his pants and returns the favor to AnOminous. He takes 10 damage and is now bleeding internally. AnOminous will bleed out within the next 5 minutes. Same deal for the horse.
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Well I can't hit him with a weapon but I'll try raping him.
 
Burned Man said:
Quick we need to plug up AnOminous's wound before he bleeds to death.

Vlricus knows that the Green Knight has let his guard and his pants down. He turns into a butterfly and attempts to fly into the green knight's anus.
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He's bleeding internally. That's something that you'll need more than gauze to fix. This is pretty much a death sentence in medieval times unless you can figure out a way to fix it magically.

As for turning into a butterfly and flying up his ass...sure. You're now in the Green Knight's ass. You can't breathe in there, so you will begin to take damage from choking if you stay inside.

AnOminous said:
Well I can't hit him with a weapon but I'll try raping him.
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Actually, you can hit him, it just doesn't do anything. Anyway, you try to wrestle him to the ground, but raping another human requires that you get one out of 20 results on the wrestling table. You manage to get the Green Knight in a wrist lock, and you break his wrist. However, this doesn't seem to actually impair him.

Blood continues to stream out of your anus.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks said:
He's bleeding internally. That's something that you'll need more than gauze to fix. This is pretty much a death sentence in medieval times unless you can figure out a way to fix it magically.

As for turning into a butterfly and flying up his ass...sure. You're now in the Green Knight's ass. You can't breathe in there, so you will begin to take damage from choking if you stay inside.

Actually, you can hit him, it just doesn't do anything. Anyway, you try to wrestle him to the ground, but raping another human requires that you get one out of 20 results on the wrestling table. You manage to get the Green Knight in a wrist lock, and you break his wrist. However, this doesn't seem to actually impair him.

Blood continues to stream out of your anus.
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Vlricus has the Green Knight right where he wants him. He turns back into his normal Dwarf self while still inside him.
 
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Burned Man said:
Vlricus has the Green Knight right where he wants him. He turns back into his normal Dwarf self while still inside him.
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I...
Wow...
Ok, you do it. He's dead I guess. He'll probably try to return the favor once he comes back though. You guys are in hell after all, it's not like he's going anywhere. In fact, the sounds of an army marching on you can be heard in the distance. It sounds like the damned have overcrowed the far bank of the River Styx so much that their bodies literally formed a bridge across!

AnOminous said:
I spray blood and horse cum and feces at the Green Knight from my ass, and threaten to keep doing it unless he gets me fixed up somehow.
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This didn't happen, sorry. See above.
 
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Splendid Meat Sticks said:
I...
Wow...
Ok, you do it. He's dead I guess. He'll probably try to return the favor once he comes back though. You guys are in hell after all, it's not like he's going anywhere. In fact, the sounds of an army marching on you can be heard in the distance. It sounds like the damned have overcrowed the far bank of the River Styx so much that their bodies literally formed a bridge across!


This didn't happen, sorry. See above.
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Then I do it to Gawain. Or anyone nearby who might be disgusted by it.
 
AnOminous said:
Then I do it to Gawain. Or anyone nearby who might be disgusted by it.
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You do it to Gawain, who responds by hitting you with his Bastard Sword. His strike hits you in the right arm and renders it useless!
 
AnOminous said:
That fucker. I hit him with Thumper.
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For fucking once, a PC's attack doesn't instagib one of my NPCs. You hit him in the chest and you dent his armor, causing him to stumble backwards before he regains his stance.
 
Right, I attack Gawain then, bastard pisses me off. That and he's beating on one of my team.Using my warhammer at fulcrum 5 etc.
Roll(3d10)-1: 10,10,9,-1 Total:28
Roll(3d10)-1: 8,4,10,-1 Total:21
Roll(3d10)+2:10,8,9,+2Total:29*0.95=27.55*2.34=64.6 (rounded to 65)
Roll(3d10)+2:8,8,8,+2Total:26*0.95=24.7*2.34=57.8 (rounded to 58)

-Just ran through all the combats...despite all the damage we, and more specifically I, am doing (and the fact I get AP for damage), still haven't levelled up even once. Bloody FATAL.
 
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Vlricus brushes himself off and proceeds to also join the melee against Gawain with his bastard sword at max fulcrum.
 
Lazy-Carcass wonders why his captain ordered him to rape a dead horse and questions it's tactical value in the current fraccass, he stops and hit the remaining knight with both weapons, lowest fulcrum (5).
 
Caddchef said:
Lazy-Carcass wonders why his captain ordered him to rape a dead horse and questions it's tactical value in the current fraccass, he stops and hit the remaining knight with both weapons, lowest fulcrum (5).
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I wanted you to rape the horse as it raped AnOminous but everything worked out anyway.
 
You guys kill the fuck out of Gawain. He was dead before ActualKiwi even got a chance with him!
Now the army of the people you left behind on the wrong side of the River Styx is charging right at you! And both Gawain and the Green Night are leading it!
 
I'm gonna die anyway so I just try to kill Gawain again.
 
On that note I think it's time to leave this circle of hell.
Also shouldn't AnOminous come back to life or undeath on the other side of the river?
 
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