Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FatalTater]

Funny thing, I was looking at the number of views her videos have, and the ones where she's all hand-on-face, look distraught, plz pity me have about the same amount of views as any of the other ones lately.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW5ncBWqvyyUYo1evh1iFCA/videos

No one cares.

It might be sad if she wasn't such an insufferable asshole.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wow nobody is shocked!
Lungs looking like Mr Burns' heart

 

[Witch Bitch]

artially collapsed lungs can be caused by really shallow breathing or blocked air passages. In & of itself, not considered urgent but it HAS to be monitored to make sure it doesn't get worse.

Underlying disease is most likely the culprit - asthma, chronic bronchitis, COPD are some of the top causes. No idea how obesity plays a role but I'm willing to bet it does.

Shes been struggling to breathe at full capacity since she was a child. Her weight was very high in her abdomin as a kid and shes been sleeping propped up or upright for at least six years. Undiagnosed sleep apnea in the super morbidly obese (yes even body builders are considered obese amber, you sow), restricts full expansion of the chest for the lungs.

Ambers whole existence is shallow breathing and crushed air passages. The diagnosis: Fat. Im surprised fat fuck isnt a listed cause for collasped lung.

 

[Trees]

AMBER IS COLLAPSING IN ON HERSELF

SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine being Amber and only NOW is she concerned (shes not) lol her freefall into the grave wont even bring her views. KEK love to see it.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

It's her eyes that bother me. They're beady and sunken and she clearly needed corrective lenses at some point because she randomly goes cockeyed.

 

[Trees]

I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.

She looks like a mean dumb piggy.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.

Something about her nose triggers me. It's not outright porcine a la Jude Valentin, but it is slightly turned up and the nose ring makes me go straight to it when I'm not horrified by her sunken eyes and jowls. I don't know why I hate the nose ring in particular besides that. It just pisses me off in a very irrational way.

I definitely agree with you on your face critique, though. She would be plain at best if she somehow lost all the weight. Which isn't horrible in itself. The problem is that Amber eye fucks herself even as recently as her last video. Like inbetween ranting about people giving her shit about her ankle and trying to get to the *collapsed lung* diagnosis she literally pauses and says that she looked so good until she started crying. She eye fucks the viewfinder for a second. She genuinely thinks she's hot shit. If she notices the sunken eyes, blue lips, and greasy poop bun, she's doing a very good job at brickwalling that shit from her mind.

 

[giga melt]

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I never stop looking at her weird ass middle front tooth. And her giant dark circles on her eyes. And her neck ring/dirt. And her chapped lips. And...

 

[dfranki723]

Although wrinkles don't make a person ''ugly'', there was a period where we could see the prominent wrinkles on her forehead - I don't know if it was more visible due to lighting or the lack of filter BUT having noticeable face wrinkles when morbidly obese is kind of impressive at her age.

The skin on a morbidly obese person's face is normally so stretched out and smooth up until they lose weight but ALR's forehead wrinkles are already painfully visible and it will only get worse. It's probably a good thing she won't lose the weight, she'd look a good decade or so older if she were a healthy size.

There's no fix for that Chubbo McGee.
I think the ''pretty'' face comments are always directed at her when she's posting selfies where she's chosen the pose/filter/angle/make-up. She looks hellish whenever she's bare faced. Being unattractive is fine, being a piece of shit AND ugly is a different matter entirely.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Off topic but I've started watching Tammy Lemon. She's really started getting a lot more attention as of late and has a positive, growing viewerbase who seem really into what she's doing. I'm wondering if that's having an effect on Fatty Hamber as well, being outshone and outdone by a younger, promising gorl who is getting lots of attention and praise.

I love Tammy lemon. She seems to be a genuinely nice person and actually takes accountability for her actions and doesn’t piss and moan from behind a shield of victim hood. I bet that chaps ambers shelf ass like nothing else…except for Dana actually losing enough weight to downgrade herself from industrial size fridge to a smaller kitchen appliance. See Amber, we don’t hate you because you’re fat. We hate you because you’re a raging cunt.

Amberlynn Does Not Have a Pretty Face

I know it has been said before, but I’ve never seen it broken down into specific features and I have always been annoyed by the fact that she thinks she has, or would have if she lost weight, a pretty face.

In order of most significant to least significant (in my opinion):

1. She had incredibly deep nasolabial folds. (The lines that connect the outside of the nostrils to the corners of the mouth). She has had this feature for a while and it really ages her and looks particularly unattractive as the lines appear to extend down past her mouth corners and wrap around her first chin.
2. Related to 1, she has jowls defined by said crease. Jowls aren’t really attractive on anyone and are more of a masculine feature in my mind.
3. She has very thin and undefined lips. Especially in proportion to her moonface, her lips are incredibly thin (another masculine feature) and her upper lip is lacking shape around the Cupid’s bow. This also ages her quite a bit.
4. Her weirdly-protruding cheekbone fat. Especially when her face was fatter, it always bothered me that her cheekbone fat sticks out so far past the sides of her head. It looks wrong. Maybe it’s just me though.
5. Her triple(?) chins. I know that some people get a double chin as they age, but her chins are really out of control and entirely due to her morbid obesity.

I’m curious to hear what others view as her least attractive facial features and if I’ve missed anything.

Her off center top teeth bug the absolute shit out of me.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I'm watching compilation videos and it just crossed my mind - I wonder whether she's gonna get desperate enough to go vegan again. Ya know, because of the 'hulth benefits'

 

[Bogliacci]

I'm watching compilation videos and it just crossed my mind - I wonder whether she's gonna get desperate enough to go vegan again. Ya know, because of the 'hulth benefits'

I'd like to see her go carnivore, that'll whip up a shitstorm all right

"Hey guuuuise first day of carnivore! So we have our kfc bucket of chicken, chicken is a meat guys its carnivore, and I'll be doing a sandwich moment from the deli, because delis sell meat right? I don't know"

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Her off center top teeth bug the absolute shit out of me.

It is very buggy to me when I see it.

I'm watching compilation videos and it just crossed my mind - I wonder whether she's gonna get desperate enough to go vegan again. Ya know, because of the 'hulth benefits'

Old Tyme Veganlynn was peak cunty but so funny when she dropped it at day two. I’d be up for it.

I'd like to see her go carnivore, that'll whip up a shitstorm all right

"Hey guuuuise first day of carnivore! So we have our kfc bucket of chicken, chicken is a meat guys its carnivore, and I'll be doing a sandwich moment from the deli, because delis sell meat right? I don't know"

I don’t remember Amber really seriously trying to go keto? She’s been on so many diets and programs that it’s hard to keep track. But keto or carnivore would be hilarious too. Especially since she claims that meat creeps her out despite eating so much of it. We all remember that degrading rotisserie chicken mukbang. Bitch would absolutely do something like that to attract more views.

 

[Bogliacci]

I don’t remember Amber really seriously trying to go keto? She’s been on so many diets and programs that it’s hard to keep track. But keto or carnivore would be hilarious too. Especially since she claims that meat creeps her out despite eating so much of it. We all remember that degrading rotisserie chicken mukbang. Bitch would absolutely do something like that to attract more views.

Entire honey baked ham from Krogers mukbang. I'm disgusted just typing it out.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

she has often said she won't go keto because she's afraid she'd go into ketosis. It's been the consensus here that she's confusing ketosis with ketoacidosis.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'd like to see her go carnivore, that'll whip up a shitstorm all right

"Hey guuuuise first day of carnivore! So we have our kfc bucket of chicken, chicken is a meat guys its carnivore, and I'll be doing a sandwich moment from the deli, because delis sell meat right? I don't know"

But meat RULLY creeps her out. Liek RULLY creeps her out!

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I definitely agree with you on your face critique, though. She would be plain at best if she somehow lost all the weight.

I think the ''pretty'' face comments are always directed at her when she's posting selfies where she's chosen the pose/filter/angle/make-up. She looks hellish whenever she's bare faced. Being unattractive is fine, being a piece of shit AND ugly is a different matter entirely.

8 to 10 years ago when she was not as big, she was cute, cute like most women in their early 20s. As we all know, aging is not your friend especially if you do not take care of yourself. She is now at the age of drooping skin, and one of Amber's biggest fears is loose skin. This is why so she will not want to lose too much weight as it will make it even worse. The time between her present weight and reaching 200 pounds will be horrific.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

But meat RULLY creeps her out. Liek RULLY creeps her out!

You guise like, have to reeelize like, meat is just so like, creepy like…for reelz!!!
Except of course for the five hundred pounds of extra meatiness hanging off of her very own deformed body…that’s just all pure curvy gurl sexiness and is exempt from her own rule.

 

[Bogliacci]

8 to 10 years ago when she was not as big, she was cute, cute like most women in their early 20s. As we all know, aging is not your friend especially if you do not take care of yourself. She is now at the age of drooping skin, and one of Amber's biggest fears is loose skin. This is why so she will not want to lose too much weight as it will make it even worse. The time between her present weight and reaching 200 pounds will be horrific.

Easiest solution to loose skin is to fill it out with more fat