Saints Row thread

[Boston Brand]

There is literally only one way this can be fixed.

Open the trailer for the next Saints Row game with the four new twinks...

Only for the Boss, Johnny Gat, Peirce and Shaundi to immediately brutally murder them in crude and ironic ways.

 

[Jack Awful]

I don't even know if I want them to move on or not.

On the one hand, them sticking by this game seems like they're doing it out of spite for the real fans.

On the other, if they move onto another project that's a new blight on the consumers.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

On the one hand, them sticking by this game seems like they're doing it out of spite for the real fans.

On the other, if they move onto another project that's a new blight on the consumers.

Either way, gamers are still going to rise up. That is, when they stop pre-ordering and consooming the same kinds of pre-order benefits that have done nothing but make this game into complete unplayable agitprop.

 

[Mikoyan]

There is literally only one way this can be fixed.

Open the trailer for the next Saints Row game with the four new twinks...

Only for the Boss, Johnny Gat, Peirce and Shaundi to immediately brutally murder them in crude and ironic ways.

Gat melting that guy's head in a waffle iron would launch my sides beyond Pluto.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Money well spent for the Ultimate Edition.

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"Fuck 'em!" --- Me and Volition (probably)

Saints CRIMINIAL Customs?

You couldn't even proofread your marketing; what chance in hell did this abomination ever have?

I'm willing to be this was intentional, considering all the talk of this being a millenNIAL power fantasy.

I mean think about it, it's just dumb enough...

 

[Boston Brand]

Gat melting that guy's head in a waffle iron would launch my sides beyond Pluto.

"You know, this probably wouldn't burn so badly if you were wearing a shirt."

 

[Autistic Monkey]

Here's an idea maybe they should patch sr2 finally. So people at least could play good game bug free.

 

[Snekposter]

"You know, this probably wouldn't burn so badly if you were wearing a shirt."

"You're more of a bitch than the last waffle-making faggot we dealt with, and he was a fucking Belgian."

No, I am never going to stop referencing what's-his-face from SR3 whenever waffle stuff from this new game is brought up, because when he told Gat he was Belgian instead of French despite his faggy-ass name and accent Gat told him to go make a fucking waffle.

 

[The Doom Slayer]

 

[Mr.Miyagi]

I wonder what the worse outcome is: releasing a shitty game and getting your studio shut down entirely, or releasing a shitty game and getting told that Randy Pitchford is now your boss.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wonder what the worse outcome is: releasing a shitty game and getting your studio shut down entirely, or releasing a shitty game and getting told that Randy Pitchford is now your boss.

A fate they deserve IMO.
It does unfortunately mean that the writing on any games they work on won't improve.

 

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A fate they deserve IMO.
It does unfortunately mean that the writing on any games they work on won't improve.

Judging by Borderlands, Gearbox writing has been in freefall for ages now
One thing I'll give Nu Saints Row is that it's merely out of touch and tonedeaf, not as horribly obnoxious as Borderlands

 

[The Magnificence]

I'd rather see them wiped out of existence entirely, but since this is at least a tacit admission of their absolute failure, it will do.

 

[Adamska]

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lol Gearbox are cunts with most of the properties given to them. Call me petty, but I still don't want anything to do with them ever since they embezzled money for Colonial Marines for Borderlands.

Not weeping for them; they got what they fucking deserved.

 

[Mega Black]

Another one bites the dust, and nothing of value was lost. Guess that SR2 PC patch was a total lie too.

 

[Pissmaster]

Gearbox and Volition just go together so perfectly. Both are completely tactless and ruin everything they touch. Maybe Saints Row II (2026) will have a minigame where the boss has to squirt liquid out of xis front hole at enemy gang members in the middle of a Medieval Times

 

[Jack Awful]

Another one bites the dust, and nothing of value was lost. Guess that SR2 PC patch was a total lie too.

It died with idolninja

 

[The Magnificence]

What are the chances all the promised DLC goes up in smoke and the season pass rubes don't get refunds?

 

[Moths]

Amusing in retrospect that a literal bunch of milquetoast politically correct types try to make a crime game and utterly fail in every respect

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Volition is no more.

https://twitter.com/VGC_News/status/1593176822279462912?t=6GFZAN5PSxOAG7qPCeLQYQ&s=19 (embed)

"Volition will transition"

stunning and brave until the very end