Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[I-am-the-skinny-legend]

What a coincidence all these big shcawy things are happening to her now when her views are plummeting and we're coming up to Christmas. Indignation didn't work, preaching didn't work, mukbangs have lost their impact, reaction channels are the only ones that can make her snorefests tolerable and she no longer has the clout to bully them off the internet like she did with the plebbit subreddits. I'm delighted that dislikes are staying consistent though, she can buy all the positive comments she wants but the truth is plain to see that she's done fuck for a whole decade and only has FAT to show for it and a cunty personality. Better tighten your belt fatty, things are only going to get tougher as people tune out and the cost of living goes up and no, travelling freak shows aren't a thing anymore these days.

P.S: I'm betting this nodules arc is another fat load of nothing just like everything else before. Fatty's just desperately grasping for attention at this point but nothing is sticking to the wall.

She will ride this out til something else comes along then say “Good news guiseee, it’s NOT cancer. The stupid doctors that did the CT scan did not know what they were doing, and it turns out it was nothing. Thankfully I’m an advocate for myself and I know way more than them. My question is like can I sue them, for giving me PTSD? They gave me anxieteeey worrying and it turns out I’m the 600 lb beacon of hellfy.”

 

[FatalTater]

I had a thought.

Remember back 2-3 years ago when Amber had cancer in her lady parts, and a lot of the reactors wouldn't touch an Amber video or if they did they were all respectful because *pearl clutch* "can't be mean, Amber has ~cancer~ and it would be wrong to bully a cancer victim!"

Bet she enjoyed that atttude while it lasted.

 

[Scrumption]

Can we get a poll going for the nodule? Something along the lines of “what do you think the lung lump is?”
A. A lie
B. Benign
C. Cancer

 

[Bogliacci]

Can we get a poll going for the nodule? Something along the lines of “what do you think the lung lump is?”
A. A lie
B. Benign
C. Cancer

If there were a poll for the veracity of every one of the gorls lahs, we'd be here forever

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

If there were a poll for the veracity of every one of the gorls lahs, we'd be here forever

Don't pretend that we're not.

 

[Insulin reid]

Can we get a poll going for the nodule? Something along the lines of “what do you think the lung lump is?”
A. A lie
B. Benign
C. Cancer

Fuck the nodule i wanna know how much fluid is around her lungs and heart. Her lips are basically blue permanently, her cardiovascular system is working overtime just to keep the behemoth alive and her giant tree trunk laygs are holding so much fluid they are giving up and the fluid is leaking into different parts of her body. Thats why shes "finally" seeing a lymphedema specialist now. The uss dainty gorl is taking on water.

 

[lol cow supreme]

My CT Scan shows fluid on my lung...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's not outside the realm of possibilities that she's experiencing congestive heart failure. She exhibits a number of the symptoms although those can also be ascribed to her other issues induced by FAT. She certainly meets the criteria for CHF.

It could also be a fungal infection. A loved one went through that about a decade ago & yes there was "lots of cancer talk" as our GP conscientiously listed all the possibilities before we saw a pulmonary specialist. Resovlved on its own.

Lots of things it could be & a thorough investigation led by her GP, especially as quickly as she seems to be able to get in Lexington, should soon let her know what she's dealing with.

As traumatized & teary as she was, she wasn't upset to the point of wasting an opportunity to lecture her viewers on doubting her & generalized negativity on the part of VIEWERS.

She also, in a very lofty manner announced she was a strong advocate for her own health.

Utter horseshit on the last & no health care person is going to buy that for a second. I submit we farmers are no less skeptical.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

It's not outside the realm of possibilities that she's experiencing congestive heart failure. She exhibits a number of the symptoms although those can also be ascribed to her other issues induced by FAT. She certainly meets the criteria for CHF.

It could well be that Amber is experiencing this along with the other symptoms. She has sleep apnea and obesity, which are risk factors for CHF. Her O2 saturation is good (97%) so she would not need oxygen supplementation.

It could also be a fungal infection. A loved one went through that about a decade ago & yes there was "lots of cancer talk" as our GP conscientiously listed all the possibilities before we saw a pulmonary specialist. Resovlved on its own.

The lesion of the CT may be benign since there is nothing showing on the abdomen and pelvic CT. She had a large lymph node in the lower abdomen but now it seems not to be a concern. If it was cancerous, it would have grown. The lung lesion can be from many sources. She may have a bruised lung from the fall.

She also, in a very lofty manner announced she was a strong advocate for her own health.

A strong advocate would have got medical insurance a long time ago and would have got serious about losing weight. At this point, this is nothing more than a deathbed conversion. If it is as we all hope that this is easily curable, she will be back doing Legos, eating herself to 500 pounds and acting like this was nothing. She will not learn from the experience.

 

[Billie Ross]

It could well be that Amber is experiencing this along with the other symptoms. She has sleep apnea and obesity, which are risk factors for CHF. Her O2 saturation is good (97%) so she would not need oxygen supplementation.


The lesion of the CT may be benign since there is nothing showing on the abdomen and pelvic CT. She had a large lymph node in the lower abdomen but now it seems not to be a concern. If it was cancerous, it would have grown. The lung lesion can be from many sources. She may have a bruised lung from the fall.


A strong advocate would have got medical insurance a long time ago and would have got serious about losing weight. At this point, this is nothing more than a deathbed conversion. If it is as we all hope that this is easily curable, she will be back doing Legos, eating herself to 500 pounds and acting like this was nothing. She will not learn from the experience.

No Hambo won't ever learn from experience...
She started losing weight out of nothing just before finding out the uterine cancer, situation, type of deal, she went from almost 600lbs to 500lbs while still eating, she claimed she was "intuitive dieting", eventually admitting the weight loss was due cancer.
Back from cancer surgery and after declaring herself cancer free she put it back almost all the weight, claiming to have got near her highest (570lbs), just before being dumped by Necky.
Jade came along, Hambo started losing weight again (out of the blue), she claimed was miracle worker Jade love and motivation, even though, we could still see her ordering several times a day and filming non stop mukbangs, hello baby Jesus we got down near 500 lbs again... was miracle Jade or Ozempic?... Cancer symptoms back again? Coincidence?
I know some of you like to think they're cockroaches, but cockroaches can't survive a big shoe.
I'm still voting for cancer, hope will be more fun this time with radiation and chemotherapy, finally that horrible mop hair will be gone and we will have our third gorl in a cancer cap, who can wear it best??? Jen, GUNT or Hambo?? Take your pick.
Asking for prays???? LOL

PS- Moral of the story is : "If you're losing weight while eating thousands of calories, RUN TO THE FUCKING DOCTOR!!!!"

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

I'm still voting for cancer, hope will be more fun this time with radiation and chemotherapy, finally that horrible mop hair will be gone and we will have our third gorl in a cancer cap, who can wear it best??? Jen, GUNT or Hambo?? Take your pick.

We need to get Guntal to enlighten Hamby on Islam and why she MUST convert before it really is too late!
I think Guntal would still pull off both the hijab and cancer/ tater tot hat better than Amber though.

 

[giga melt]

We need to get Guntal to enlighten Hamby on Islam and why she MUST convert before it really is too late!
I think Guntal would still pull off both the hijab and cancer/ tater tot hat better than Amber though.

Moonface in a hijab more like an eclipse.

 

[dfranki723]

I hope it's anything BUT cancer.

I don't think I'd be able to keep up with her videos or even the thread if she had genuinely risky cancer (meaning late stage). She would make a mockery out of every single decent person who has fought and lost to cancer.
She would be unbearable. The viewers would inevitably cheer her on and give her MuhHH PRaYY3rzZ.

Fatty sometimes draws out the autist in some of us and I think that'd be the cut off point for me. If this cunt has cancer that could kill her, every negative trait she displays will increase ten fold and you wouldn't even get to enjoy reaction channels because they'd all be treading on eggshells.

She deserves bad health for how she lives and who she is but for fucksake, she would be so ecstatic to be able to use this and manipulate everyone who knows she exists into thinking she's a delicate wittle gorl who just can't catch a break!

 

[Virtual Boring]

I hope it's anything BUT cancer.

I'm sure it isn't. We all know how bad she is with SHELFASSDRAMA...

But, the crossover with her wearing hijab to cover her bald with Chantal (ENEMIES4LYFE) would be hilarious. I don't wish for such lolcow milk.

 

[Vingle]

She would make a mockery out of every single decent person who has fought and lost to cancer.

That's the fun part.

you wouldn't even get to enjoy reaction channels because they'd all be treading on eggshells.

People aren't exactly walking on eggshells around the ana-chans, so doubt.

 

[dfranki723]

There is way more stigma attached to bullying fatties than the anorexics lately.

You can pick on the Eugenia Cooneys because THINK OF THE CHILDREN but you gotta be careful with the fat fucks who may or may not be dying from fat.

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

Fatty sometimes draws out the autist in some of us and I think that'd be the cut off point for me. If this cunt has cancer that could kill her, every negative trait she displays will increase ten fold and you wouldn't even get to enjoy reaction channels because they'd all be treading on eggshells.

It will be a repeat of the uterine cancer arc from reaction channels. For anyone interested about what Haydur Nation looked like during ALR's first cancer arc, the Haydur Nation thread gives a good overview. It was a shit tonne of in-fighting, and a swift shift to focusing on just Chins in YT videos: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/haydu...hannel-discussion.68575/page-104#post-6629833

ALR has stated that the doctors did not fully clear her of cancer post-hysterectomy, her having lung cancer isn't shocking. She ignored her uterus for years.

 

[lol cow supreme]

There is way more stigma attached to bullying fatties than the anorexics lately.

You can pick on the Eugenia Cooneys because THINK OF THE CHILDREN but you gotta be careful with the fat fucks who may or may not be dying from fat.

well the anorexics can always eat a few sandwiches and still fight back. The fatties are complacent and are to be encouraged.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hello Farms, I've missed you faggots. Thank you @Diet Coke 4 Life for falling on the retard grenade in Situation's absence. It's amazing how lituraleeee nothing changes in this cow's life except her body starting to tap out. I'm assuming she thought the puffer was gonna be some sugar air? Sorry for PL but my ex-boyfriend has asthma thus uses an inhaler. I have never once seem him smack his lips like it's a fucking snack. Maybe, and I know this is crazy, but just maybe she should actualleeee pay attention to the fucking doctors rather than plotting the next "My life is in danger, pity me" thumbnail. The sheer audacity to play like she's JuSt BeInG a AdVoCaTe when she's never given a fuck about her health is hilarious. I wonder what the next part to break will be.

she can skip a few Uber Eats orders

No chance in hell. She's gonna be ordering uber eats from her death bed. And if anyone says anything, they're just fatshaming her and being a haydur.

Isn't Amber squeamish around raw meat?

I think it's another one of her oH sO qUiRkY molment type situation deals plus not knowing how to actually cook.

I just can’t wait to see big hams reaction to something that is medically actually SERIOUS

We've seen it. She had her baby farm removed because pre-cancerous cells and changed nothing. She got even fatter and hired a live in aid got a new gorlfriend. She didn't change her eating habits, or start exercising, or hydrating properly, or bathing regularly, or anything else a normal fucking human would do when faced with that.

Someone's a little upset....
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Love that she's admitting she's vising the farms because that's where it came from. 0/10 for photoshopping the most obviously fake message I've seen in a minute. What a spaz

That blood pressure though, totally normal for a 30yo who is big but healthy right?

Thin people get high blood pressure at 30 years old too!

This is where a lot of this "no fat shameeeein" bullshit got us

100%. The HAES shit has made these bitches cling to "fatshaming" as if it's a real thing and you're not supposed to say a word. Like, eat yourself into an early grave I guess. So brave, so bold.

There is way more stigma attached to bullying fatties than the anorexics lately.

You can pick on the Eugenia Cooneys because THINK OF THE CHILDREN but you gotta be careful with the fat fucks who may or may not be dying from fat.

I mean, reddit wipes any attempted hamber subs because booleein but the one for Eugenia has been around for a while. They were basically the same thing but, ya know, protect the fatties or whatever.

 

[FatalTater]

I just went over to Amber's channel to see if her health scares and renaming Jade Francis "Faleen" had people rushing over to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW5ncBWqvyyUYo1evh1iFCA/videos

Seems like no.