Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Bad news, Keffals sisters: the Twitch subscriber count has fallen off the cliff. It was 2500+ during the height of dropping Kiwi Farms, but during the latest stream Keffals resorted to begging people to subscribe so he could hit 1,000.

That means his monthly income from Twitch has fallen to about $2,500, and his projected annual income is no longer six figures. It's now about $60k (including the Patreon).

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The only surprise is that he still has any subscribers at all, since he's fucking incoherent and constantly berates his followers (it's all jokes ha ha, except not really, since he's actually a thin-skinned faggot who bans people for saying he sounds tired and can't play Minecraft for 30 minutes without rage-quitting).
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Anyone thought about a FOIA request for the bodycam footage for Lucas's original arrest?
I don't know what the rules are in Canada about that, be pretty interesting to see though.
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London police don't have bodycams and don't even have car cams. Leaf cops mostly still don't have cams. RCMP started rolling them out in rural communities only this year because they are under so much public pressure over human rights violations towards first nations. St Thomas (the city south of London) just started using them. Leaf cop departments have been fighting against them for a long time because they're just as crooked as any other cops. Even if they had bodycams, Canada doesn't have the FOIA, so public access to that information is limited. This is the same country where there's also no public access to criminal records and you aren't informed if released sex offenders or "reformed" serial killers have moved into your neighborhood.

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Expensive surgeries like hair transplants can do wonders, but for how long I must ask? All his hair looks like it's about to crumble and the only thing keeping it intact is the cocktail of hormone blockers, estrogen, finasteride and who knows maybe a daily dose of minoxidil. Some men naturally reach the age of 28 just fine and have healthy thick hair away from their M shape recession. To have this unsighteningly abundant yet thin hair all over his scalp is the epitome of the unnatural bio-modding shit going on these days, akin to his transition.

If he wasn't breaking before, he absolutely is now.
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He could probably benefit from a transplant there but his hair is obviously really dry and dye jobbed out and mistreated. All he'd have to is use some decent shampoo and conditioner to strengthen it and quit dye jobbing or whatever he's doing to make it so thin and he'd be fine. Style it differently. You know, the stuff that... most women do to make their hair look good or compensate for problems.

Punished Neco said:
In regards to the Catboy fundraiser, Keffals previous donation took to the total up to $6667 raised.
That means $1333 until the $8k target/their pledge to match donations 1:1 is fulfilled, this meant that only another $666 had to be donated in order for the remaining funds to be matched and reach the $8k target.
Keffals then spent much of the next day shitposting and putting off donating.
When they did actually end up donating Keffals only donated $294 to reach exactly $8k, meaning that they effectively saved $372 because it was donated by others.
Clever penny pinching.
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I guess for this I can't be too critical since he at least donated almost all of what he said he would, so gave over 3 grand. Of course, this is keffals here, so the cynical interpretation is that he donated one of his faggot mods money to try shut the twitter troon critics up and take heat off him for hoarding the GFM cash.
 
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So it's no secret that Lucas's hairline is dying. It's very funny. Absolutely hilarious, really.

However...

His shitty, autistic tattoos: they deserve more love. I don't know if the nudes posted of him where you can see them were more recent or what. They're not in the OP. I know they're floating in the thread somewhere, but fuck that's a lot of digging. There's at least two that I noted: a bright, neon orange guinea pig or hamster seeking the sweet salvation of death to be free from the ogre's body, and something else.

I couldn't find them. I tried the unthinkable.

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Surprisingly, the images I was looking for didn't pop up. The image search results were fairly tame, considering. The general webpage results though, oh man. Let's take a look. All first page, by the way.

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Oh no, other people outside Kiwifarms discussing Luke's Twitter DFE fits? Say it isn't so!

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lol Twitch Karen nice.

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LMAO EWW FUCKING GROSS LOLOL!!!!

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Fart Queen Clara hosted elsewhere. You love to see it.

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Fucking based.

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Actually tried this link. Doesn't work, but considering TMZ did an interview with Luke and this says TMZ in the address I was like that's funny. And finally...

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I'm amazed at how well going after the farms worked for you, Lucas. Look at this prime search engine optimization. Are you feeling euphoric yet, buddy?
 
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Balanced Boomer said:
So it's no secret that Lucas's hairline is dying. It's very funny. Absolutely hilarious, really.

However...

His shitty, autistic tattoos: they deserve more love. I don't know if the nudes posted of him where you can see them were more recent or what. They're not in the OP. I know they're floating in the thread somewhere, but fuck that's a lot of digging. There's at least two that I noted: a bright, neon orange guinea pig or hamster seeking the sweet salvation of death to be free from the ogre's body, and something else.

I couldn't find them. I tried the unthinkable.

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Surprisingly, the images I was looking for didn't pop up. The image search results were fairly tame, considering. The general webpage results though, oh man. Let's take a look. All first page, by the way.

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Oh no, other people outside Kiwifarms discussing Luke's Twitter DFE fits? Say it isn't so!

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lol Twitch Karen nice.

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LMAO EWW FUCKING GROSS LOLOL!!!!

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Fart Queen Clara hosted elsewhere. You love to see it.

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Fucking based.

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Actually tried this link. Doesn't work, but considering TMZ did an interview with Luke and this says TMZ in the address I was like that's funny. And finally...

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I'm amazed at how well going after the farms worked for you, Lucas. Look at this prime search engine optimization. Are you feeling euphoric yet, buddy?
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are you talking about his porn? I've hosted the fake farts one on my neocities
 
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Throwback to this video, I can't remember who even made it but it's probably my favorite meme to come out of the whole DKF arc.
I miss those days, when it was more entertaining.

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This is more DKF related but with the Alex Jones precedent they're now celebrating George Floyd's baby momma being a greedy bitch and are hoping for similar financial penalties on sites like Kiwi farms. Wasn't the $2 million Kanye donated to her daughters education in 2020 enough?
 
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Throwback to this video, I can't remember who even made it but it's probably my favorite meme to come out of the whole DKF arc.
I miss those days, when it was more entertaining.

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This is more DKF related but with the Alex Jones precedent they're now celebrating George Floyd's baby momma being a greedy bitch and are hoping for similar financial penalties on sites like Kiwi farms. Wasn't the $2 million Kanye donated to her daughters education in 2020 enough?
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How does one need 2 million for education? A good degree from a good university is like what $100,000?
 
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Punished Neco said:
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Throwback to this video, I can't remember who even made it but it's probably my favorite meme to come out of the whole DKF arc.
I miss those days, when it was more entertaining.

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This is more DKF related but with the Alex Jones precedent they're now celebrating George Floyd's baby momma being a greedy bitch and are hoping for similar financial penalties on sites like Kiwi farms. Wasn't the $2 million Kanye donated to her daughters education in 2020 enough?
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Ye? He's an ~anti-semetic~ problematic bigot that's not at all affected by his unmedicated bipolar disorder ~because bigotry is always a choice~ ya know? Blood money! She'd better give that money away, lest her daughter be affected by bigotry and hate! Smdh.
 
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Damn k-dawg just got home and he’s already cope posting about the abundance of dirty buttholes and/or busted stinkditches just aching for a cock lol. The cope tweet about transphobia preventing “incels” from getting laid makes me think that he’s subtweeting some straight guy who won’t give him the time of day.
 
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Punished Neco said:
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This is more DKF related but with the Alex Jones precedent they're now celebrating George Floyd's baby momma being a greedy bitch and are hoping for similar financial penalties on sites like Kiwi farms. Wasn't the $2 million Kanye donated to her daughters education in 2020 enough?
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lol imagine making a Twitter acc to "takedown" Kiwifarms. Fucking troons always have the most retarded plans on the internet.
 
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Bunjo said:
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"What the fuck do I do on twitch, even? I don't even know what I'm doing here"
Was geeked on something, twitching a lot, you can see it a bit in this video.
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It'll always be funny that so many people wanted him to be the driving force of the trans movement. Do research for once, journos
 
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