DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
After yesterday's lecture a pair of $100 streams are pretty much guaranteed.

The question is who the lucky dents will be to shell out for Piggy's tantrum, and if they'll hide behind "Anon" to do it. The other question is if Phil will walk this back during his coping podcast, and how many people get sent to the gulags for pointing it out.
 
That mask slip. Is WWE Champions having a Halloween event or something? Because the money goblin seems particularly desperate.
It's the crackhead mentality. He just needs the money. Even if there wasn't an event he'd still blow it on whatever, but he needs it in order to feel like a person. It's not like he can't pay his bills or live according to the life standard he has set.

Remember, he was doing okay with the same tips goals even when he had 300 members. That's a couple of hundred dollars less. He still has the same bills right? Should be. Unless his expenses have raised, which would be interesting coming from a guy who claims he's "paycheck to paycheck" and barely making ends meet. He should be perfectly fine but somehow he tweaks out even more.
 
Yes, go on. Ralph has had those problems, bought an Alienware PC and soundboard just because his Internet daddy Dick Masterson bought them.
One thing I've just noticed while reading this... have you guys realized that the "buy me a PC" arc just got abruptly dropped and memoryholed? It looks like what aluddapeepol were saying was true, which is that he had RTU's PC lined up and wanted to scam the dents for some extra pocket money, but decided against it when RTU unwittingly blew Phil's scam wide open by publicly saying that he's thinking of gifting his old PC to Phail.
 
You know things are really bad when he goes full beg in a YouTube snort for the first time lmao, this is some serious desperation
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"At any time, I can pick up a controller and play any game at PROFESSIONAL LEVEL"

Can't handle gun play of FPS game

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I find it funny that he was able to handle playing Silent Hill 2, RE Zero, and REmake 2 on hard, but he can't handle Scorn which is basically a first-person survival horror game(Imagine if he played it with the hud off lol). Just goes to show that all that gin and sticking with easy games really did a number on him.
 
You know things are really bad when he goes full beg in a YouTube snort for the first time lmao, this is some serious desperation
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One thing I've just noticed while reading this... have you guys realized that the "buy me a PC" arc just got abruptly dropped and memoryholed? It looks like what aluddapeepol were saying was true, which is that he had RTU's PC lined up and wanted to scam the dents for some extra pocket money, but decided against it when RTU unwittingly blew Phil's scam wide open by publicly saying that he's thinking of gifting his old PC to Phail.
That's good thinking, I was more lenient on believing the following (TL:DR - GREED):

  1. Dent volunteers a budget of $3,000
  2. DSP dedicates an entire week to filling that budget with PC parts & other junk (comes to no conclusion)
  3. Somewhere in the middle of that, RTU volunteers to give him a FREE PC
  4. DSP doesn't like that, he wants the new PC from the dent who he had lined up to shill out $3,000
  5. RTU makes DSP look like a bitch by preferring to milk a dent instead of taking a FREE PC
  6. Dent becomes hesitant, decides to pull out of the deal
  7. DSP instantly stops having tech issues
  8. Saga is over, DSP's greed got the best of him again, and the only thing he got is made fun of by RTU and exposed for being a greedy bastard.
 
Damnit Dave, got me in the first 15 seconds. First 5 seconds is BUG EYES and then the rest is "Plague Tales was GREAT! SCORN FUCKING SUCKED.... Doing the same exact thing tomorrow!"

At what point Dave, do you just DoS2? Is there a mathematical equation that determines this?
 
That mask slip. Is WWE Champions having a Halloween event or something? Because the money goblin seems particularly desperate.
Of course. There is ALWAYS an event.
One thing I've just noticed while reading this... have you guys realized that the "buy me a PC" arc just got abruptly dropped and memoryholed? It looks like what aluddapeepol were saying was true, which is that he had RTU's PC lined up and wanted to scam the dents for some extra pocket money, but decided against it when RTU unwittingly blew Phil's scam wide open by publicly saying that he's thinking of gifting his old PC to Phail.
It was reliant on you-know-who, but then supposedly his crypto crashed.
Damnit Dave, got me in the first 15 seconds. First 5 seconds is BUG EYES and then the rest is "Plague Tales was GREAT! SCORN FUCKING SUCKED.... Doing the same exact thing tomorrow!"

At what point Dave, do you just DoS2? Is there a mathematical equation that determines this?
I have to imagine he’s close enough to the end of Scorn that he can tank another low support night stream and then maybe give it the full review treatment.
 
Jesus, the fact that he thinks he's owed money for "staying late" blows my mind. He somehow manages to become even sleazier every time we think he's hit rock bottom.
Do you not know how hourly pay works? Time and a half for every hour after 8, time and 3/4 after 12, dummy. Phil's a bluecollar guy, he knows how payscale works and we are frankly lucky when he stays later he doesn't change it from 150 to 225 to adjust for the extra work he put in, you selfish shits.
 
He's so unwatchable makes me miss vault boy, I forget his name but he had a little fox avatar and makes me appreciate Snort, Jad, meerkat, Aqua..

That meltdown cause he wasn't getting what he wanted, what an entitled little bitch thought funny how before the desperation he loved Arkham games cause of the, in snort, against all odds robust authentic combat type style but for mastabatory HR Giger game he complains specifically about being under powered and out numbered, almost like it's trying to be SURVIVAL horror, fucking retard.

speaking of, Phil shitting on Blizzard is ironic, OW2 cash shop shit show is like phil begging.

Putting random value to things that previously had no monetary value with no math to support it and retards will spend money on phil and blizzard to show the "trolls" and "haters" that it's their money and they can do what they want with it. Meanwhile the "trolls" and "haters" couldn't care less.
 
This Amouranth drama is fucking retarded and I don't know why Phil thinks he is entitled to talk about it and then lash out at Keem for doing the same fucking thing. The dude is genuinely retarded and if his 'This whore deserves to be beaten by her husband." shit doesn't get him canceled nothing will. I don't give a shit for e-thots but Phil really should think about where he dramabaits from time to time before ranting about Keem for doing the same fucking thing.

Also I hope he stops these lazy react streams. I watched PoPs restream video on demand and he constantly just forgot what Rahb Dravahgan said seconds after it was spoken or blatantly misinterpreted. C'mon Phil, at least pretend to be interested in this literal random bullshit instead of constantly looking for tips or trolls.
 
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