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  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
No they don't. You don't work in tech. If you did, you would realize how ridiculous this sounded.
If you're even close to FAGMAN, which twitter would be if they could make it fit the acronym, you're gold in the industry. There's 0 chance working for one of the """"bad reputation"""" companies having a negative effect (facebook, amazon, now twitter) and in fact generally the opposite since those are some of the bigger ones.
How is Twitter getting "run into the ground" not a bad thing? Where do you think you are? lol
I assume you mean "how is it a bad thing".
 
LETHAL IMPERSONATION! Anyone have more people whining about how they'll have to pay for their precious blue check marks? I got Stephen
Tbh I wouldn't pay $20 a month to have a mark on my name that said I was a pedophile either. I don't know why anyone would even put up with having a symbol next to their username that identifies them as a pederast of some sort.
Boy I hope none of these rich elitist complaining about 20$ a month comes to bite them in the butt. Honestly the price should be 50-100$ a month.
He should have a tiered system where you get a better checkmark the more you pay. So there's the poorfag blue check for $20 and then there should be a whole series of more ostentatious ones. Like a gold check should be $1,000. Then he can introduce platinum and rhodium and shit.
I'll bet my reputation that dead-naming and misgendereding will not be allowed on Twitter.
Which reputation would that be, the one as a vociferous flip pedophile?
 
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I'll bet my reputation that dead-naming and misgendereding will not be allowed on Twitter. Musk has no way to justify allowing users to harass and bully transgenders. If one of those people commits suicide then his platform will be attacked. He will be under the same pressure to conform as Jack Dorsey.

1. Twitter culture is ahead of the mainstream culture.

2. Employers will care about why you're helping a platform spread hate.

3. Actually Nazis does mean something. When someone is posting pictures of happy merchant and telling Jews that they should be put in Ovens, that does mean something. You've been in right-wing echo chambers too long. Sure some leftists have overused that term but most people know what it means.
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Elon Musk is not going to rape you. If you turn off the computer, everything will be fine.
 
The chimp outs are amazing but those desperately seeking validation like Fatrick Tomlinson will line up cash in hand.
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I was surprised to see that 18% of people from this poll said they would pay for verification.
1,957,834*0.18 = 352,410 willing paypigs on the low end (hypotheitical $5 tier) that's almost 2 million per month in subscriptions. Is that significant? I guess it depends on their costs going forward.

I get a sense though that there were many people who wanted verification, and were unable to get it for various political reasons. I know @disclosetv wanted verification a while back, and they wondered why they couldn't get it even though they have a massive following. All they do is report headline news. You had to be in the right club, saying the correct things, abiding by the rules of the narrative to have a check bestowed upon you for the most part. Isn't that why "bluechecks" on twitter is a stereotype, because they encompass a certain ideology/opinions?
 
If you're even close to FAGMAN, which twitter would be if they could make it fit the acronym, you're gold in the industry. There's 0 chance working for one of the """"bad reputation"""" companies having a negative effect (facebook, amazon, now twitter) and in fact generally the opposite since those are some of the bigger ones.
MANGA/FAANG/MAANG/FAGMAN whatever was a financial term. It has little relevance in the actual hiring market, especially today.
Facebook caught a lot of heat a while ago and engineers there have no trouble getting hired anywhere else.
Side note, Twitter used to be known as a place where you could work relatively chill hours while still being paid high tech compensation. That's probably not going to be true anymore since Elon is a work autist and hates remote work.
 
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He should have a tiered system where you get a better checkmark the more you pay. So there's the poorfag blue check for $20 and then there should be a whole series of more ostentatious ones. Like a gold check should be $1,000. Then he can introduce platinum and rhodium and shit.

I’m sure he’ll do exactly that. This all stems from his fury at being continually bested in the comments by retarded teenagers, and not being able to buy his way out of it (or have them killed) even though he has more money than Croesus. Now he’s bought the company he can have his revenge and those lowlifes will be on the pauper tier for ever and their mocking voices will be pushed back down into the seething proletarian mass.
 
Why is there a lot of "even when you win, you lose" doomposting?
No Elon is not going to allow you to skitz post NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE at everyone. That should be common fucking sense. What he means and has said repeatedly that you should not be banned for disagreeing with the faggot leftists. And not playing their pronoun game bullshit. Of course your "ironic" nazi posting is going to get ban hammered. Mostly because normies find that shit repulsive. Normies are the ones who keep social media alive. If you really think faggots from both sides of the politcal spectrum keep sites alive you are mistaken. They don't get the "ironic" /pol/ posting. They just see some random, going on about Jews and niggers when all they want to talk about is the football. So they hit the report button.
 
Why is there a lot of "even when you win, you lose" doomposting?
No Elon is not going to allow you to skitz post NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KIKE KIKE KIKE at everyone. That should be common fucking sense. What he means and has said repeatedly that you should not be banned for disagreeing with the faggot leftists. And not playing their pronoun game bullshit. Of course your "ironic" nazi posting is going to get ban hammered. Mostly because normies find that shit repulsive. Normies are the ones who keep social media alive. If you really think faggots from both sides of the politcal spectrum keep sites alive you are mistaken. They don't get the "ironic" /pol/ posting. They just see some random, going on about Jews and niggers when all they want to talk about is the football. So they hit the report button.
For now the actual reality is that you can say niggerfaggotkike and sperg out about Jews, but mocking some resentful chicks with zero slurs will likely get you mass reported by simps and banned by some AI, so it's almost the opposite of what you describe.
For now.
 
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For now the actual reality is that you can say niggerfaggotkike and sperg out about Jews, but mocking some resentful chicks with zero slurs will likely get you mass reported by simps and banned by some AI, so it's almost the opposite of what you describe.
For now.
The time it takes to dismantle/change any system should also be taken in to account. For some reason you got it in to your head that as soon as he walked in the door the systems that run twitters moderation, suddenly shut down. I too was watching /pol/ spam nigger on the site. But all of that was taking advatage of the impotent twitter employee's not managing to keep up while shitting themselves over their job prospects. If it was tried right now, you will get supressed and banned. Mass reporting always works on any platform on the internet. The idea being that banning first to be reviewed later, would be the standard. Naturally people know this, so they will exploit the system to suppress your mean words. There is no system that is in use today that can't be exploited by asshurt people.
 
One little thing that's probably been mentioned but just bubbled up into my mind - The great niggering coincides with mass loss of access to manual moderation tools to prevent malicious employee actions. Which means they aren't default blacklisting shit like "Nigger". Which means their team approves Nigger for the right people, deliberately. What a fucked up company, lol. I wonder if this was literally make-busy work for their massive council of diversity hires to have something to do that can be easily metric'd.
 
There's an old analogy that if Bill Gates dropped $100k in cash, he would lose money stopping to pick it up. That also applies to Elon but to a larger degree.
If you have a net worth of $1,000,000, that’s about the equivalent of *0.4 cents*. He could wipe his ass with $1000 dollar bills and be spending proportionally about as much as you do on TP.
 
One little thing that's probably been mentioned but just bubbled up into my mind - The great niggering coincides with mass loss of access to manual moderation tools to prevent malicious employee actions. Which means they aren't default blacklisting shit like "Nigger". Which means their team approves Nigger for the right people, deliberately. What a fucked up company, lol. I wonder if this was literally make-busy work for their massive council of diversity hires to have something to do that can be easily metric'd.
wait, you mean, people can get paid via a nigger quota per month?
 
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A related op-ed by Victor Davis Hanson.


Permissible incendiary speech: Kill whitey.
Impermissible incendiary speech: You know, George Floyd was kind of a piece of shit who had it coming.
 
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