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The twitter letter to employees (which I can't link because attach file isn't working for me) says they will all have their access to work everything deactivated today for data protection and be informed if they still have a job.
 
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The twitter letter to employees (which I can't link because attach file isn't working for me) says they will all have their access to work everything deactivated today for data protection and be informed if they still have a job.
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This is the one I've been seeing around Twitter.
Hey, look, upload worked for once.
 
I'm just thoroughly amused by everyone pissing and shitting over the fact that they need to pay $8 a month to be relevant. On the upside, people are going to come up with a new insult for those people who do pay, and I am all for it.
"eightspeech" or "eighters"
 
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I would advise Elon to contact a man named Joshua Moon and ask him for his thoughts on how to combat deplatforming and defend free speech. In all seriousness though this is a fun shitshow to follow, he seems to genuinely believe pissing off every group is a good way to do business and that sure looks like what he's doing now.
I know it's laughable but hear me out: it likely would be mutually beneficial for them to establish a line of communication, however infrequently used. There are many similar relationships which would work to form a more sturdy bulwark against the anti-civilizational force we're dealing with, and they know this, and therefore make it obvious that they are more than willing to firebomb civilian populations to prevent the ability of people they don't like to organize or even communicate without repercussion. People often don't want to comprehend just how tyrannical a system they live under is; organizations they would want to join are frequently prevented from existing, and the deliberate human will being imposed on them only needs one or two degrees of plausible deniability for them to pretend there's no human agency involved at all, and, due to a pitiable nature they've been induced to have, often abdicate their own ability to oppose it.

I'm just thoroughly amused by everyone pissing and shitting over the fact that they need to pay $8 a month to be relevant. On the upside, people are going to come up with a new insult for those people who do pay, and I am all for it.
Relevance is relative. People with power go to immense lengths to convince others that life is somehow not a zero-sum game purely to obfuscate their own command of their parts of zero-sum pies. Relevance is relative, and is a very important political tool in our fake and gay system, and is of course zero-sum. Giving relevance to others takes away their own. I believe most people have an instinctive understanding of this, even if they're the type to spew duplicitous nonsense.
 
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Thing is, Elon was already in talks with these groups about moderation. Sounds like they may have fucked themselves because Elon nuked halve of the twitter staff including the moderation team.
Nuke harder.
We could use a month to see how Twitter looks if only illegal speech is taken down.
 
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The twitter letter to employees (which I can't link because attach file isn't working for me) says they will all have their access to work everything deactivated today for data protection and be informed if they still have a job.
that's pretty much standard, because it's almost always a bad idea to grant disgruntled employees you just fired access to (critical) infrastructure.
hence the "have security escort you out of the building" - they gonna watch you clean out your desk, put all that shit in a box, maybe say goodbye to your team, than get dumped at the front door.

heck in my job we didn't even have 2 weeks notice because of that, the minute you announce to resign almost everything was deactivated, and since you couldn't work anymore you were send home and could enjoy an unpaid vacation.

Another idea would be selling bling for your name. Like if you want a swastika or SS lightning bolts in your name.
I unironically thought of that days ago but was too lazy to post.

limit char names to latin characters, then sell them shit on top. want that ukraine flag to virtue signal? 10 bucks a pop. an no, of course none of that goes to ukraine or "the cause", it's not a donation but a microtransaction to access the pixels. most of them won't know or care anyway.

then I'd go one step further and gamify the shit out of it (managers love that): always have public on people's profile what they bought, and more importantly when. no opt-out. which will lead to funny purity spirals like "oi, you only bought the BLM sticker after saint floyd's death, what's up with that?!".
fuck, combine it with account levels which are just an empty number a la steam and "foil" stickers if you REALLY want to show people what a good boy in the right side of history you are!

milk them for all it's worth, and yes, that includes shit like antifa stickers, because twitter users are that retarded.
 
Thing is, Elon was already in talks with these groups about moderation. Sounds like they may have fucked themselves because Elon nuked halve of the twitter staff including the moderation team.
Yeah, the timing between these firings and the sudden "groups of random shitheads pressure advertisers" thing is pretty convenient.

Also, lol @ all these fucking idiots complaining about being fired from twitter on motherfucking twitter.
 
I unironically thought of that days ago but was too lazy to post.

limit char names to latin characters, then sell them shit on top. want that ukraine flag to virtue signal? 10 bucks a pop. an no, of course none of that goes to ukraine or "the cause", it's not a donation but a microtransaction to access the pixels. most of them won't know or care anyway.

then I'd go one step further and gamify the shit out of it (managers love that): always have public on people's profile what they bought, and more importantly when. no opt-out. which will lead to funny purity spirals like "oi, you only bought the BLM sticker after saint floyd's death, what's up with that?!".
fuck, combine it with account levels which are just an empty number a la steam and "foil" stickers if you REALLY want to show people what a good boy in the right side of history you are!

milk them for all it's worth, and yes, that includes shit like antifa stickers, because twitter users are that retarded.
oh god it's full of brilliance - even better than gender lootboxes.

could even have it that normies build up credit they can use to get some free once in awhile, but if you paypig you can get them all right now muahahahah holy shit

monetize the bios!
 
I'd like for whatever private group chat these cunts are all in together to get leaked. They say there's no conspiracy but there clearly is lol. If it were natural it'd definitely take longer for all of them to use the same exact script.
biggest irony is that I expect none of them is even remotely aware that elon can read those chats.

what, you thought it was really private? no no, you see they need to have access to that for legal reasons and combat that dreaded hate speech! can't have magas talk about trump in a non-public way and plan the fall of our democracy!

oh god it's full of brilliance - even better than gender lootboxes.

could even have it that normies build up credit they can use to get some free once in awhile, but if you paypig you can get them all right now muahahahah holy shit

monetize the bios!
oh fuck, didn't even think of that: twitter "battle"pass! or turn it into a fucking gatcha!
it increases activity and retention after all!

daily task: reply to tweet! mihoyo unironically did that for their community site, but at least only for a raffle
 
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Thing is, Elon was already in talks with these groups about moderation. Sounds like they may have fucked themselves because Elon nuked halve of the twitter staff including the moderation team.
Perhaps they did not expect Elon to perpetrate another Shoah.
 
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BlueAnon Twitter is freaking out thinking Elon is trying to steal the election by manipulating their followers, a few examples from some of the bigger Blue Check accounts:
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  1. I hate that I know this, but tiktok has rules against talking about the mechanics of social media. All social media and not just tiktok.
  2. -t guy that had no problem with a the House of Saud site 2 weeks ago. Unless I've missed something, doesn't Musk buying twitter buyout the Saudi's as well?
 
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I would advise Elon to contact a man named Joshua Moon and ask him for his thoughts on how to combat deplatforming and defend free speech. In all seriousness though this is a fun shitshow to follow, he seems to genuinely believe pissing off every group is a good way to do business and that sure looks like what he's doing now.
I've been wondering why Musk *isn't* bankrolling defending KF.... At least get Josh a guy to bring him coffee a couple days a week or something.

This is damn interesting. He's laying the case for ignoring the slactivists - this is NOT aimed at us, it's aimed at the board and the investors.

This elongated muskrat may be smarter than I thought.
Did he reconstitute a real BoD? Last I read he made himself Emperor, I mean sole director, which sounded impossible given he has lenders and equity investors. Perhaps it was just more sensationalist noise from him and only temporary until delisting or something
 
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