Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

The first frame with the muscular boy holding Blobby like an ice cream cone and shouting at him cracks me up for some reason.

I am getting nostalgic for strawman, non sequitur, moral grandstanding, threats with a deadly weapon.

It was a formula that worked for some reason.

Odd that it always was a knife.
Blobby's flippers don't look like they would have great dexterity.
If the girl didn't carry him over to do his stabbing it would take him 20 minutes to cover a few feet.
It also would seem that he would be very susceptible to someone field goal kicking him, just aim for the flipper that doesn't have a knife.

I think that would be a great comic.

Man walks by.
Blobby shouts "You can have my queer trans abortion when you pry it from my dead flippers!" and pulls a knife.
Man kicks Blobby and he sails out in to the horizon.
Or Blobby just explodes with a good kick.
Everyone covered in a thick layer of Blobby just stares back at the audience for a few frames.
The man that kicked him then says "Smells like he had been dead for a while."

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

We've had fishscaler_'s tweets pop up in the thread a few times, and it looks like their account has been suspended. I can only guess that the Blobby fans reported them.

 

[Niggerphobe]

We've had fishscaler_'s tweets pop up in the thread a few times, and it looks like their account has been suspended. I can only guess that the Blobby fans reported them.

I wonder how he hasn’t seen this thread or hasn’t given up

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

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Except leftists don't spend time with family, they're too busy alienating whatever family they do have with their shit personalities.

It never ceases to baffle me that leftists have the audacity to talk about "family" when they're ideologically opposed to any such concepts. There's already enough Fuck-you-dad-ism in many of these comics alone.

Plus, making money? Not denying leftists do plenty of that, either they're welfare whores or they get paid way too much for doing useless shit via patreon or onlyfans. The latter is yet another repudiation of the labor theory of value, but I digress.

 

[Niggerphobe]

Spoiler: Christ

Edit I looked through it all and 1 to 2 people are sane in that 240 comment thread

 

[Koby_Fish]

Except leftists don't spend time with family, they're too busy alienating whatever family they do have with their shit personalities.

It never ceases to baffle me that leftists have the audacity to talk about "family" when they're ideologically opposed to any such concepts. There's already enough Fuck-you-dad-ism in many of these comics alone.

Plus, making money? Not denying leftists do plenty of that, either they're welfare whores or they get paid way too much for doing useless shit via patreon or onlyfans. The latter is yet another repudiation of the labor theory of value, but I digress.

People who grew up raised by borderlines, narcissists, and cluster-B clusterfucks of the religious or right-wing variety are very susceptible to buying into the marxist concept that the (nuclear) Family MUST be abolished, because their own childhoods were traumatic/abusive/whatever and they think that since their parents/siblings/etc were so awful, that a soulless government employee would naturally be a superior caregiver.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

People who grew up raised by borderlines, narcissists, and cluster-B clusterfucks of the religious or right-wing variety are very susceptible to buying into the marxist concept that the (nuclear) Family MUST be abolished, because their own childhoods were traumatic/abusive/whatever and they think that since their parents/siblings/etc were so awful, that a soulless government employee would naturally be a superior caregiver.

Not even bad parents. If the relationship with their parents is off for whatever reason. The parents could be halfway decent and the kids are just stinkpots because they hate their parents for not letting them do whatever they damn well please.

But yes, psychotic parents would make that scenario far more likely.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

I’m a little surprised no one’s really talked about Monkey…okay, not really, because he’s really boring and pointless.

Spoiler

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the shit one is a good metaphor for the entire series. i like monkey

 

[Polentic]

This god damn emoji.



Also this caption. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[Shidoen]

Spoiler: Christ

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Edit I looked through it all and 1 to 2 people are sane in that 240 comment thread

Damn fetishists driving all the athletic women away. Don’t get me wrong I’m attracted to that too but horny posting makes you a freak show worse than admitting to attraction.
Also a shitpost to cover my hide:

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Spoiler: Christ

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Edit I looked through it all and 1 to 2 people are sane in that 240 comment thread

It's always "step on me, muscle mommy" comments and shit. You don't "respect" buff women, you have a kink poorly disguised as activism.

 

[Shidoen]

It's always "step on me, muscle mommy" comments and shit. You don't "respect" buff women, you have a kink poorly disguised as activism.

EXACTLY. I swear it’s just like drag queen story time, you support it only because you get off to it. However by that logic, I’d love to see if someone actually gets off to crop subsidies.

 

[TheGoodNamesHaveBeenTaken]

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The pervs would want to have sex with whatever they think that is.
She could start pimping Monkey out.
Maybe get a nice pimp hat and cane.
"My nose is sore"
"Don't come home without my money bitch."

 

[retard strength]

Finally made my shitty edits.

The fucking George Floyd Blobby keychain is primo avatar material, holy shit these edits are too good dude.

 

[Shidoen]

The fucking George Floyd Blobby keychain is primo avatar material, holy shit these edits are too good dude.

Taking I can’t breathe above water level.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Not even bad parents. If the relationship with their parents is off for whatever reason. The parents could be halfway decent and the kids are just stinkpots because they hate their parents for not letting them do whatever they damn well please.

But yes, psychotic parents would make that scenario far more likely.

Another likely scenario, with or without cluster-B (or worse) parents involved, is if the kids themselves are some flavor of Cluster-B disaster or outright sociopath/psychopath. The Left deliberately recruits those who are fucked in the head because people who are fucked in the head will do things other people won't do. Bonus points if they're sadists on top of everything else.

 

[Niggerphobe]

 

[umami's milk]

Jeez. Trannies have really ruined the blue-pink-white color combination.

 

[Cap-tan]

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Is the clown makeup on the tranny dog deliberate?

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Jeez. Trannies have really ruined the blue-pink-white color combination.

Fags ruined the rainbow even before then.