Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread - Episode III - Revenge of the Ruski (now unlocked with new skins and gameplay modes!!!)

[Doinker Marmalade]

Institute for the Study of War

Intensifying Russian pressure on Belarus is degrading Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko’s maneuver room to avoid making concessions to the Kremlin. Russian President Vladimir Putin’s long game to reestablish suzerainty over Belarus is making pro

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Here you go, read all of these in recent months and get back to me. Please let me know what credible sources you have disputing these assessments too.

And no, there wasn't a failed abortion...it's Russia that loves murdering children in the womb more than any other country, as you well know.

As retarded as always, let's take a look at your BuzzFeed-tier blogpost, here are some snippets:

"Russian personnel may operate the S-400 systems from the so-called joint Russian-Belarusian Air Force and Air Defense Forces training center in Grodno, Belarus – a permanent Russian military presence in Belarus that the Kremlin established in the spring of 2021."

Imagine writing like this in any publication that purports to be taken seriously. If you read a statement like "The so-called Human rights council" you would immediately dismiss that piece as opinionated.

"Other milbloggers speculated that the Kremlin made a secretive political decision for a Russian ceasefire, allowing Zelensky to walk around Bakhmut."

Source: LITERAL SPECULATION BY MILBLOGGERS, WOWEEEEEE.

"While Prigozhin did not directly criticize Putin for his inability to directly address Zelensky or arrive on the frontlines, his and Zelensky’s visits to the frontlines threaten to make Putin’s posing as a wartime commander in chief humiliating rather than effective."

How is this relevant in any way to the war? It's all a matter of opinion... which this report sure has a lot of.

"We do not report in detail on Russian war crimes because those activities are well-covered in Western media and do not directly affect the military operations we are assessing and forecasting."

LMAO WAT? And your detailed report of the Kremlin's PR activities do? What the fuck are these people smoking?

"Russian sources will likely continue to try to falsely assert that Russian forces are taking a notable amount of territory in the Bakhmut area."

Immediately followed by a map showing Russian advances of 92 kilometers in THE LARGEST AND MOST INTENSE BATTLE OF THE WAR.

"The Kremlin’s efforts to improve the reputation of the Russian MoD may have prompted Prigozhin to double down on his efforts to legalize Wagner in Russia."

More Buzzfeed-tier tabloid news garbage that is 100% speculation and don't impact the progress of the war whatsoever.

"Note: ISW does not receive any classified material from any source, uses only publicly available information, and draws extensively on Russian, Ukrainian, and Western reporting and social media as well as commercially available satellite imagery and other geospatial data as the basis for these reports. References to all sources used are provided in the endnotes of each update. "

Oh... at least they admit they are talking 100% out of their ass.

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By the way, @Realistic Elephant mk2 , you were asked to find a source for your claims that this war has been a complete disaster and cost Russia in excess of $100 billion in foreign exchanges... and you respond by posting... whatever the fuck this is. Also, another 'educate yourself', god you are the biggest cunt I've ever seen in the KF.

 

[Beak Thing]

As retarded as always, let's take a look at your BuzzFeed-tier blogpost, here are some snippets:

"Russian personnel may operate the S-400 systems from the so-called joint Russian-Belarusian Air Force and Air Defense Forces training center in Grodno, Belarus – a permanent Russian military presence in Belarus that the Kremlin established in the spring of 2021."

Imagine writing like this in any publication that purports to be taken seriously. If you read a statement like "The so-called Human rights council" you would immediately dismiss that piece as opinionated.

"Other milbloggers speculated that the Kremlin made a secretive political decision for a Russian ceasefire, allowing Zelensky to walk around Bakhmut."

Source: LITERAL SPECULATION BY MILBLOGGERS, WOWEEEEEE.

"While Prigozhin did not directly criticize Putin for his inability to directly address Zelensky or arrive on the frontlines, his and Zelensky’s visits to the frontlines threaten to make Putin’s posing as a wartime commander in chief humiliating rather than effective."

How is this relevant in any way to the war? It's all a matter of opinion... which this report sure has a lot of.

"We do not report in detail on Russian war crimes because those activities are well-covered in Western media and do not directly affect the military operations we are assessing and forecasting."

LMAO WAT? And your detailed report of the Kremlin's PR activities do? What the fuck are these people smoking?

"Russian sources will likely continue to try to falsely assert that Russian forces are taking a notable amount of territory in the Bakhmut area."

Immediately followed by a map showing Russian advances of 92 kilometers in THE LARGEST AND MOST INTENSE BATTLE OF THE WAR.

"The Kremlin’s efforts to improve the reputation of the Russian MoD may have prompted Prigozhin to double down on his efforts to legalize Wagner in Russia."

More Buzzfeed-tier tabloid news garbage that is 100% speculation and don't impact the progress of the war whatsoever.

"Note: ISW does not receive any classified material from any source, uses only publicly available information, and draws extensively on Russian, Ukrainian, and Western reporting and social media as well as commercially available satellite imagery and other geospatial data as the basis for these reports. References to all sources used are provided in the endnotes of each update. "

Oh... at least they admit they are talking 100% out of their ass.

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By the way, @Realistic Elephant mk2 , you were asked to find a source for your claims that this war has been a complete disaster and cost Russia in excess of $100 billion in foreign exchanges... and you respond by posting... whatever the fuck this is. Also, another 'educate yourself', god you are the biggest cunt I've ever seen in the KF.

Post credible, international sources with verification from multiple media outlets that remotely dispute a single page of the ISW's assessments and I'll listen to you. They have been 100% accurate and comprehensive in their work throughout this war.

I'll wait. Do you honestly think Jesus is going to miracle your asses to reclaim Kherson, Kharkiv or Kyiv?

KGB plant Kirill and KGB colonel, murderer and atheist Putin don't strike me as men in God's good graces.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Zelensky and the US regime are literally the worst interface possible for the Ukrainian people to the world.
Zelensky still has some qualities, he did not run from the country, visited war zones, so I think he might genuinely care for Ukraine, but at the same time he comes as a greedy fuck that's stereotypically Jewish in so many ways.
The decrepit US regime is not even worth describing.
I'm going to always support Ukraine based on pure national integrity grounds and ethnic solidarity from East European to East European in face of larger, imperial forces, but these guys deserve a proper national face and a dignified image.
At the same time, it's almost undeniable that Zelensky and the US regime are the best combo for increased military gibs.
I fucking hate this planet, I swear...

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Off topic, but has anyone bought this book yet?

Amazon.com: A Message from Ukraine: Speeches, 2019-2022: 9780593727171: Zelensky, Volodymyr: Books

Amazon.com: A Message from Ukraine: Speeches, 2019-2022: 9780593727171: Zelensky, Volodymyr: Books

www.amazon.com

Spoiler

Also, does anyone have any actual stand up bits from him? I tried to find some funny Zelensky clips from back when he was a comedian, but it was to no avail. And no, it was not because of the language barrier. I could put on subtitles if that were the case.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Off topic, but has anyone bought this book yet?

Amazon.com: A Message from Ukraine: Speeches, 2019-2022: 9780593727171: Zelensky, Volodymyr: Books

Amazon.com: A Message from Ukraine: Speeches, 2019-2022: 9780593727171: Zelensky, Volodymyr: Books

www.amazon.com

Spoiler

Also, does anyone have any actual stand up bits from him? I tried to find some funny Zelensky clips from back when he was a comedian, but it was to no avail. And no, it was t because of the language barrier. I could put on subtitles if that were the case.

Nope, gonna stay away from that. I'll stick with my histories and folk tales.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Z-men has arrived
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Well here is Tucker's take on him.

And some memes and real pictures.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Yeah, because 18 years old go through obligatory military service, i.e. not professional

I am sure plenty of people have called you a moron. I just wanted to join that illustriuous club. You moron.

 

[Beak Thing]

Welcome to the United States of America, President Zelensky. The Americans are with you come hell or high water....we are the triarii of NATO and the greatest nation on Earth. No other nation has ever accomplished what we have, it's an honor that my illiterate ancestors immigrated through Ellis Island back in the day, only for my great uncle to die for his country as part of the 1st Airborne during the Battle of the Bulge.

I am so blessed to live in this country, the sheer prosperity and freedom we enjoy is unrivaled anywhere else in the world.

 

[Vesperus]

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Welcome to the United States of America, President Zelensky. The Americans are with you come hell or high water....we are the triarii of NATO and the greatest nation on Earth. No other nation has ever accomplished what we have, it's an honor that my illiterate ancestors immigrated through Ellis Island back in the day, only for my great uncle to die for his country as part of the 1st Airborne during the Battle of the Bulge.

I am so blessed to live in this country, the sheer prosperity and freedom we enjoy is unrivaled anywhere else in the world.

Today I learned there's another USA that apparently isn't run by a blatantly corrupt hair sniffer and his cabal of Jews and troons.

How the fuck do I get to that one, and do they use the same currency?

 

[Defensive Ella Purnell]

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Welcome to the United States of America, President Zelensky. The Americans are with you come hell or high water....we are the triarii of NATO and the greatest nation on Earth. No other nation has ever accomplished what we have, it's an honor that my illiterate ancestors immigrated through Ellis Island back in the day, only for my great uncle to die for his country as part of the 1st Airborne during the Battle of the Bulge.

I am so blessed to live in this country, the sheer prosperity and freedom we enjoy is unrivaled anywhere else in the world.

I no longer believe you're serious.

I take back any and all insults I have levelled against you because nobody can be quite this fucking stupid and say something this retarded.

Masterful trolling.

 

[White_N]

Ukrainian president is on tv begging for money

And the grass is green and the sky is blue

Also, does anyone have any actual stand up bits from him? I tried to find some funny Zelensky clips from back when he was a comedian, but it was to no avail. And no, it was not because of the language barrier. I could put on subtitles if that were the case.

"Studio kvartal 95" is his place of work before he became president, his comedy works are right there.

Zelensky plays the piano with a dick

Zelensky omega gay Cossack

Zelensky mocks the Crimeans after the annexation

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

not according to ruZZian media and their cum gobblers, they're just "regrouping" for another front, just wait for it

Dude no side was helped by being supported by furries so unless you are pro-Russian looking to denigrate Ukies bros you are not helping.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

It's funny watching you fucking retards trying to bend yourselves and your logic to deny hard truths. "We didn't lose Vietnam or Afghanistan they were administration errors..."

They were political losses, which everybody admits you autistic dumbass. What they weren't is military losses because the US was kicking so much ass that the Vietnamese gave up trying to do conventional warfare while the Taliban literally just hid in caves until the US got bored and left. This is very much different to Russia struggling militarily in Ukraine, which people on here will perform mental acrobatics in order to pretend isn't actually the case.

The US has failed every major engagement in the last 50 years, and your addled obese brains think that's "winning".

No, US has won pretty much every single military engagement of that time period. Where they struggled was with babysitting afterwards. Call me when the US ends up in the same situation as Russia with Chechnya, having to literally pay off local warlords to backstab their brethren in order to not lose.

The "best" military in the world with General "White Rage" Milley as your commander answering to a potato, with very senior officers posing in leather dog masks. Let's not forget the diversity hiring because competency comes second to looking good for the troons apparently.

It is the best military in the world. The fact that it's the best military in the world even WITH troons, demented presidents and retards in charge is honestly hilarious and massively embarrassing for everyone else. Guess Russia and China posturing with "manly" ads didn't translate to actual combat competency.

The beggar king turns up on your doorstep and you're all gushing over it. Just ignoring that he's a neo-nazi advocating the persecution of religion, desolving the courts and murdering POW's also denying money to your own people very much in need of assistance.

Yes, a Jewish neo-Nazi that has people on this thread crying crocodile tears over closing down a few churches with proven connections to FSB and making shit up about dissolving courts and murdering POWs.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

They were political losses, which everybody admits you autistic dumbass. What they weren't is military losses because the US was kicking so much ass that the Vietnamese gave up trying to do conventional warfare while the Taliban literally just hid in caves until the US got bored and left. This is very much different to Russia struggling militarily in Ukraine, which people on here will perform mental acrobatics in order to pretend isn't actually the case.

"If you spend 2.5 trillion dollars on a 20 year war and flee, you actually win militarily." is amerilard cope no one else buys. The whole world can recognize Afghanistan for what it was, when will America?

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Considering the autistic tyrades about HATO and Afghanistan are on in full swing I'm guessing nothing is actually happening right now because Russians are too incompetent and Ukranians have no balls, as always.

 

[Elbereth]

NOOOOOOOOOO, EUROPE WILL FREEZE WITHOUT RUSSIA GAS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PEOPLE WILL DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA!!!11

WHY IS EU GAS PRICE FALLING SO MUCH?

 

[WhatIsThePunchline]

Feels like whoever wins it's all fucked anyway.

Russia takes over Ukraine -> Ukrainians have to deal with Russian corruption and their country is fucked anyway.
Ukraine beats back Russia -> Ukrainians have to deal with Ukrainian corruption and their country is fucked anyway.
Regardless what happens -> The Nordstream pipeline is still blown up, Russia will not look at Europe as anything but an enemy for generations to come, Europe will depend even more on the US, Ukraine still fucked, Russia still hurt, Coldwar 2.0 is a go.

How long the conflict goes on seems to matter much more than who wins.

So far the only one who seems to have won in this whole thing is Washington. They've been able to feed mountains of money into their military industries, complete a rift between Europe and Russia, hurt Russia, distract people from the recent past and can now sit back and let Ukraine and Russia grind each other down. If they want to prolong the war they can just adjust the amount of money they spend on it.

"If you spend 2.5 trillion dollars on a 20 year war and flee, you actually win militarily." is amerilard cope no one else buys. The whole world can recognize Afghanistan for what it was, when will America?

What's the victory condition though? If the American people raise 2.5 trillion dollars and then their government spends that on a war and a percentage of the cash goes back to them, what percentage do they need to get to count as a win for them?

If 1% of that money goes back to Washington, that's 250 billion dollars. Pretty well paid for a loss. How much of that money was actually sent to Afghanistan, how much was paid to American corporations, and how much of that money was donated back to political campaigns?

NOOOOOOOOOO, EUROPE WILL FREEZE WITHOUT RUSSIA GAS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PEOPLE WILL DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA!!!11
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WHY IS EU GAS PRICE FALLING SO MUCH?

Europe is buying gas from the US;

 

[Elbereth]

Feels like whoever wins it's all fucked anyway.

Russia takes over Ukraine -> Ukrainians have to deal with Russian corruption and their country is fucked anyway.
Ukraine beats back Russia -> Ukrainians have to deal with Ukrainian corruption and their country is fucked anyway.
Regardless what happens -> The Nordstream pipeline is still blown up, Russia will not look at Europe as anything but an enemy for generations to come, Europe will depend even more on the US, Ukraine still fucked, Russia still hurt, Coldwar 2.0 is a go.

How long the conflict goes on seems to matter much more than who wins.

So far the only one who seems to have won in this whole thing is Washington. They've been able to feed mountains of money into their military industries, complete a rift between Europe and Russia, hurt Russia, distract people from the recent past and can now sit back and let Ukraine and Russia grind each other down. If they want to prolong the war they can just adjust the amount of money they spend on it.

What's the victory condition though? If the American people raise 2.5 trillion dollars and then their government spends that on a war and a percentage of the cash goes back to them, what percentage do they need to get to count as a win for them?

If 1% of that money goes back to Washington, that's 250 billion dollars. Pretty well paid for a loss. How much of that money was actually sent to Afghanistan, how much was paid to American corporations, and how much of that money was donated back to political campaigns?

Europe is buying gas from the US;

>WE SAW THIS COMMING!

Dude, why do you think posting some clickbait video with litterlaly soyface is any rebuttal?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Tucker Carlson is right on target about the so-called Ukranian leader Zelensky in that clip.

And there's a rant about Zelensky pleading for WWIII.

Zelensky Pleading for World War III | Armstrong Economics

I have warned from the start, Ukraine CANNOT be trusted and Zelensky is the man who would start World War III. Everything you worked for your entire life will be forfeited because of this actor. Look at the way he dresses. He is pretending to be poor and at war as if he was a

www.armstrongeconomics.com

I have warned from the start, Ukraine CANNOT be trusted and Zelensky is the man who would start World War III. Everything you worked for your entire life will be forfeited because of this actor. Look at the way he dresses. He is pretending to be poor and at war as if he was a soldier. I CANNOT stress enough, the sheer unbridled hatred of Ukrainian toward Russians is off the chart. They will massacre the Russians that have lived in the Donbas for centuries. That region should have been separated and those people have a fundamental human right to determine to live free of the hatred from Kyiv.

Those who listen to the propaganda that this is all Putin are surrendering not just their own future but their children and grandchildren. No matter what I write, I cannot stop our total collapse into war. It is NEVER the people who wage war, it is always those in power. In this war, they need to cover up the collapse in the monetary system. But they are wrong. They think they can destroy Russia and there will be no nuclear war.

I begin to think then the conspiracy theories then Zelensky would avenge Khazaria might be not that far-fetched as we thought...

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Why would you be scared of WW3 with Russia of all shitholes?
They have show they don't have a functional Army, Navy or Air Force but those Nuke forces totally work, that's why Putin is threatening to nuke everyone, because he is so self assured in them, like he was in his Army, Navy and Air Force.