The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[SunburnNation]

L8, but the "housing is inherently abusive" line really threw me for a loop. Like, my guy. My dude. You have just discovered that owning property means jack shit in terms of income unless you put it to use. You have also just discovered that people need money to buy things with which to live. And your reaction is to denounce the whole thing as "inherently abusive" due to your own inability to manage your band of deranged troglodytes who, by your own admission, need serious mental help. Could it possibly be that maybe you never knew what the fuck you were doing? No, it's capitalism that's wrong.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

"The real estate title for the land upon which we operate was initially drawn up under our CFO’s name as opposed to our entity’s name. This was, plainly, an improper way to formulate this paperwork and that is a clerical matter being addressed very soon this coming year. The Ranch has made every mortgage payment, and the ownership of the land as well as our status upon it is not in dispute by any of the current stakeholders."

My recollection is that Paul's mom was the only person with a semblance of decent credit they could beg for a cosignature. It was a proper way to formulate their paperwork in the sense that it was the only way they were getting the paperwork at all. This is a statement that portends hilarity. Not a legal expert but I suspect getting a mortgage in someone else's name forcibly transferred to you without some kind of existing notarized agreement is, at minimum, a complicated process.

"The fibers we collected in 2021 were skirted and sorted by quality and color along with several other ranches and sent for processing. We were in talks to have a variety of skeins, logoed socks and hats and other crafted goods available this year. The processing charges were covered by our business partner but it was on us to pay for bulk finished product to have in our store."
"We have had fiber products available but it requires a lot of overhead to shear the animals, wash and process the fibers. At this scale it's about 15k/year. Not only is there no product available from last year's shearing but they didn't shear this year. They are broke."

That's a useful insight into the structure of the tranch's stated business model. I seem to recall them mentioning a middleman processor before but did they ever have "finished" products in their store or was it just raw fiber, retard handspun yarn and generic resold dropship crap?

 

[General Disarray]

*snip* Phil was the force of personality behind the tranch/militia/polycule. He shares a bed with Shiteater and the Amhole; there really isn't much lower in life to go. There was that pic of him dripping candle wax on Kevvie back when he still had his balls and the semblance of a sex drive. Phil's pets would be humanely put down in any reputable shelter lol.

Or they could be sold on the market. "AM'D and SLAMMED here's our boi Kennel Kevvy, collared and ready for new plastic toys! Alien Gorilla has the stance to keep all the haters in check!"

 

[ñññ]

They can't just say "la la I can't hear you" as a defense to uncomfortable facts, or at least not as readily.

Well...

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine trying to spin fucking KINDNESS as someone capable of providing mental health services. She couldn't make it 72 hours before she was called out for faking blindness and other munchie shenanigans.

Kindness is easily the biggest nutjob of all the Tranch characters and the competition is stiff.

 

[Diabeetus69]

Kindness is easily the biggest nutjob of all the Tranch characters and the competition is stiff.

"stiff"
We see what you did there...

 

[AnOminous]

Time to place bets on exactly when the tranch goes tittyskittles up.

I always predicted it would end with a series of rape accusations. If there's anything troons do more than raping people, it's accusing each other of rape.

 

[White Devil]

I always predicted it would end with a series of rape accusations. If there's anything troons do more than raping people, it's accusing each other of rape.

How do a bunch of eunuchs rape someone?

 

[Accidental Protege]

What others said, if they speak they might get rolled over by Penny and Kevin's twitter clout.

Since Penny is mostly exploiting other troons and minorities (or what passes for a minority in those circles, e.g. Bonnie), I just hoped that a bunch of them all with similar stories about being mistreated (and the mistreatment of the animals) would be enough to get people to turn on them, or at least put a dent in their reputation. But they won't even do that for butchers like Gallagher, so it was a silly thought.

Obviously there are no "good" guys (emphasis on guys) here, but I can't help thinking of Penny & co. as the slightly less-good guys. Basically I just want justice for the alpacas

 

[stupid frog]

How do a bunch of eunuchs rape someone?

Only Jen and Kevin got holes.


Bonnie, tell me again how the yarn totally covers all the expenses Oh? Now you say they don't? Well no shit they never did.

 

[AMHOLIO]

How do a bunch of eunuchs rape someone?

An honest answer? Hands and dilators.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

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[Winnie the Poohnani]

Thank you, Baby Jesus. for providing us this bestest of all Christmas gifts: an epic tranny slapfight! Absolutely hilarious that Mandozer -- while crouched at the bottom of a twenty foot deep cesspit of his own making -- tries to portray himself as being on high moral ground. It turns out (shock!) it was evil Phil who was to blame for EVERYTHING. And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for brave Pablo coming forth (well after the fact) to throw shade!

Pablo tried, y'all, he rilly rilly tried to make the tranch an honest and ethical haven for vulnerable crazies, but he was outgunned by Earl Phil.

Soon, the Two Minutes Hate program will commence:

As usual, the face of Emmanuel Goldstein Pablo Mandozer, the Enemy of the People, had flashed on to the screen. There were hisses here and there among the tranchers. The refrigerator-sized Kevryn gave a squeak of mingled fear and disgust. Mandozer was the renegade and backslider who once, long ago, had been one of the leading figures of the T.U.R., almost on a level with Big Brother Phil himself, and then had engaged in counter-revolutionary activities (pursuing BPD pussy), had been condemned to death, and had mysteriously escaped and disappeared.

To be followed by the Trotsky arc:


Bonus Points:



"I am in a lifestyle submissive relationship with my current partner and would easily say it's a much more ethical relationship." Pablo goes from the frying pan of the tranch into the oubliette of slaving for a munchie BPD, and thinks he's winning.

Oh God, my sides.

 

[retard strength]

Want Fat Paul to shine a light on the Lakota money laundering grift because that shit was shady as fuck and you'd think, as the token "NONWHITE INDIGINEOUS" member they propped up constantly anytime someone pointed out they were a militia of white men or they were "existing on stolen land #landback", he'd have skin (ha) in the game against that kind of exploitation.

It seemed like they gave the raised money to one family friend and skimmed a "finder's fee" off it, then separately dumped a bunch of junk at a reservation for a tax write-off. Is it exactly what it seemed, Paul?

 

[TyrasGuard]

I guess the next poll should ask in what month of 2023 will the ranch finally fall apart and become abandoned.

Earl won.

 

[Jump]

Did that late model silvarado get repo'ed? Is that why fedposter J is trying so hard to get the other junk running now?

Yes


Next question: Who got the tractor put on their credit? Did that get repo’ed yet?

Not a legal expert but I suspect getting a mortgage in someone else's name forcibly transferred to you without some kind of existing notarized agreement is, at minimum, a complicated process.

It’s not just a paperwork thing. They need to find a bank to write them a mortgage. Their business model has been proven a failure. Loans are harder to get now then when they had to get co-signers 2 years ago, and the interest rates are much higher.
The plan to get a new morgage is complete bullshit to buy time for more grifting.

 

[HackerX]

Of course, Twitter troons/anarchists immediately attacked Paul.
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Paul apparently shared some kind of proof of his claims, but then deleted it after people started screeching about "doxing". I don't know what exactly was said.

Not everyone was a hater though:
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More:
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Fedposter J (aka Jarrod/Josie), one of the current Tranchers, has responded:
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Not sure what he's talking about here, tbh. Interesting that he's calling Paul a "Pogue" though...
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It's POG. Military slang for "person other than gunner" i.e. anyone in a support role really.

Anyone who uses it outside of a joking, ironic manner to playfully shit on the boys are almost always giant retards. Funnily enough, it's a masculine form of comradery for non-tards.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

How do a bunch of eunuchs rape someone?

By consent accidents?

 

[F13 Key]

It’s not just a paperwork thing. They need to find a bank to write them a mortgage. Their business model has been proven a failure. Loans are harder to get now then when they had to get co-signers 2 years ago, and the interest rates are much higher.
The plan to get a new morgage is complete bullshit to buy time for more grifting.

The problem here would be that if the mortgage is in Paul's name, there's fuck-all they can really do if they didn't all sign some sort of trust agreement amongst themselves at purchase time. Without that sort of legal agreement or contract specifying the property belongs to the tranch organization or is shared between them, Paul wins if it goes to court and the rest get the boot as they'd be considered squatters. If the tranchers have been making payments themselves (doubt) they might have some case to sue him for that money back in the aftermath.

Even if they could somehow get a mortgage, you can't just slap a mortgage on a property you don't legally own or have a bank holding in trust for you.

They are completely fucked and Paul can call the county sheriff to boot them off at any time. Something tells me the sheriffs there have been awaiting that glorious day for quite some time now.

 

[Complete Reprobate]

BIG PAUL - THIS IS A MESSAGE FOR YOU!​

I have a great love for the land of Colorado, and with this in mind, should you decide to give up on the land due to your terrible choices of friends and financial advisors, give me a DM (I know you have an account here, ya big scamp!). I will have you rolling in t-shirts that don't fit your distended abdomen in no time flat, after I make you an offer that will make your hormone addled dome spin. I look forward to your correspondence!
-Mr. Reprobate

PS - I know a couple of BPD chicks that are looking for an overweight tranny to shack up with, so that might sweeten the deal a bit, hmmmm?