The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[LikeAStone 2.0]

It’s pretty incredible that The Tranch progressively gets worse and worse every year without fail.

 

[Vesperus]

Penny cannot be the George Floyd of lunatic men in dresses.

Dear God, imagine the murals.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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how will the mods handle these news?

They'll bury it and call it "right-wing misinformation" until the evidence becomes too much to ignore. Then they'll blame transphobes.

It’s pretty incredible that The Tranch progressively gets worse and worse every year without fail.

With luck, 2023 will be the year it finally dies.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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These freaks need to be arrested, what a horrible loss of life.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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30-50? I don’t think they had the capacity to kill that many. Surely more like 2-3, mostly due to typhus epidemics caused ultimately by the Allied bombing campaigns.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Penny cannot be the George Floyd of lunatic men in dresses.

They have a George Foyld. Her name is Christine Weston Chandler. Even after she raped her mom. She was still treated as the victim and a hero.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

Alpaca Macht Frei

The Boy In The Striped Thigh-High Socks

 

[Ghostse]

Either do it or don't, but don't post about it, and don't be shocked if there's nothing to be done. Alpacas are cattle. Cattle are property. Sometimes property gets destroyed. The resources of bumfuck, nowhere probably do not extend to Alpacas.

They are lower than cattle.
Cattle have understood guidelines and any vet in Bumfuck nowhere understands how to examine cattle, and when cattle are being abused "Slaughter them, or sell them, or I take them" has a very clear, legally defined pipeline. Often it doesn't even need to go that far, the Sheriff will sit down the incompetent in a room with a local rancher who says "I will pay you more than these animals are worth as a favor to the Sheriff" and said incompetent will always take the proffered check.

Alpaca have none of these things and are exotic (read: invasive) animals. The sheriff can't just call Dr. Gibson to grab his shoulder-depth gloves, he's got to find someone who understands these non-standard creatures (spoiler: He won't) so he'll roll up, see the animals have four legs, two eyes, and (trampled) feed, then shrug and say "I don't see anything wrong". Even if Dr. Joseph Caemelover happens to live in the county, the "slaughter or sell" is a harder thing to do with bespoke animals like Alpaca. I'm not sure if there is a market for Alpaca meat and I doubt the sheriff knows either. and if the sheriff forces a sale without a successful abuse charge, there is a possibility of being financially liable for damages.

Yes, its very clear for us to sitting in our basements to look at Tranch Alpaca and healthy alpaca, and see that Tranch alpaca are showing all the signs of starvation and other mistreatment, but its a whole other thing to provide a legally solid analysis.

Not a surprising development, but I can't imagine it being legal to bury 50+ live stock in what I presume a shallow grave

Its not legal probably because you're in a town/city.
Out in the county, anything goes.

There are laws about how you are supposed to dispose of livestock, but if you - as a private citizen - get busted, its basically a parking ticket. If a corporate farm gets caught, its a very large parking ticket. It can be a little more serious with Cattle, because of the possibility of disease spreading, but again its all citation level shit.
@Trianon posted the requirements, and trust me no one is rolling around in a patrol car setting up stings or sweating suspects. You are only getting busted if you failed so hard at conforming to the guidelines it is readily apparent (read: smell of rotting carcasses) you failed.

There is often reporting guidelines for large numbers of Sheep and Cattle, because local department of agriculture want to be aware of any disease outbreaks that would affect food supply. But Alpaca are not standard lifestock.

So, let me get this straight, this isolated compound in the middle of nowhere, filled with extreme sexually-frustrated perverts that make Marquis de Sade look like Spongebob Squarepants, that sells no product and makes no money, that is essentially avoided by law enforcement, is going through animals faster than Boogie goes through hemorrhoid cream? Like the Tweet implies this is a regular occurrence?

Its not avoided any more than anyone else.
And the Tranch got rescue alpacas. These are alpaca no one else wanted and were happy someone took off their hands. Most live stock in rescues are not healthy and a few youtube/tiktok YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE SIX MONTHS LATER videos asside, the outcomes for rescues are generally not good.
Again, no one is beating the Alpaca with pipewrench.

They didn't butcher, they had someone else do it.

I believe the "Tranch facilitated the slaughter" and not "did it themselves" was implied.
But you are correct, the meat packages had barcodes and labels that were clearly from a butcher, and Sidechew was doing everything he could in the tweet to imply the tranch had self-sufficiently raised and butchered the animals opposed to just hauling the critter down to the butcher to be turned into chops.

Call me mati, but I do have to say how disgusted and infuriated I am when it comes to neglecting animals.

Then you will not have a good time at Alpacaschwitz.

 

[AnOminous]

Ship is going down? Take that trusty knife of yours and start jamming it in the back of everyone around you while distancing yourself and hope the crowd is dumb enough to take mercy, and or pity on you.

It was pretty dumb of him to admit it when his name is on the property so in the unlikely event there ends up being criminal liability for this (because troon immunity for these fucking scum), it mainly is on him. He also can't claim he didn't know it was going on when so far he is the only one who admits actively participating in it.

 

[BelUwUga]

That evil Kiwifarms working with Earl and the police now?
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Another person who thinks documenting and talking about public social media posts is "harassment". And nigger we didn't call it "queer" waco. Around here its the "tranny" waco. Thanks.


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Fedposter J. No one here is "swatting". No one here has called the cops on your fedposting or milita laping you have done. Paul posts on public twitter that there are alpaca mass graves. Anyone could have called the cops. And its not a fake report if its true.
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I feel like any deviations I made from the form were justified in matching the "feel" of your end image. The text's tan is sampled from the Alpaca laying down:

 

[AnOminous]

Wikipedia's job is to accurately represent what trustworthy sources say, even when those sources are completely wrong.

At this point there's really no point in Wikipedia even existing. Just go see what Huffington Post or Kotaku or any random clickbait outlet said about something.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

For all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, Kiwi Farms was right again.

It isn't even about the vindication of saying we were right all along. When we think we are right it's really terrifying that we are. But then thinking that any of these people would be anything less than batshit loons is futile.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Alpaca mass grave confirmed!

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>Alpacawitz is real
Pretty sombering note to end the year on da farms with. The Winter 2020 deaths are the most damning sign of their incompetence and apathy. It means when the coof rolled around they either were unable or unwilling to take the extra steps to protect and supply their livestock amidst shutdowns. No doubt fellow farmers would have helped them in the crisis but take a wild guess as to why they didn't

 

[RussianParasite]

So the alpacas survived the winter only to die en masse in the spring? Probably should have rethought that "sustainable agriculture" that turned the land into the surface of the Moon I guess.

At the elevation they are at there really isn’t a “spring.” Likely, he means the months of March-June, which are when some of the coldest weather and heaviest snowfalls occur. I wonder if some of the retards that moved in from elsewhere realized that snow begins in September and ends sometimes in late May or early June.

 

[R00T]

I never thought Alpacacaust denial/revisionism would be something we’d have to worry about in the current year but here we are.

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

you know if you have more than like 3 domestic animals die in a row ppl start wondering; whats really creepy is I was actually worried about the poor fucking alpacas and made a joke less than 3 days ago where i legit was like "how have all of them not died yet".
now i kinda feel bad lmfao, nigga was bulldozing corpses

 

[Ghostse]

I never thought Alpacacaust denial/revisionism would be something we’d have to worry about in the current year but here we are.

Listen you fuck, no one with any sense is disputing there wasn't a coordinated effort by the Government of the Third Triech to confine Alpacas, or that they weren't acting on the published brief "A final solution to the Go-fund-me problem". We're just questioning the number of Alpacas that were killed at Alpacaschwitz as the published/commonly repeated number is too high to be realistic given the economic capabilities of the Tranch. There's also some room to question if starvation and neglect were the initial intent, or if that just became necessary when their plans to expand their desertification program to the territory next door failed and food rationing was put in place for anyone who wasn't Penny or one of Penny's pets.

There were sheep and ducks also housed at the death ranch, but no one accuses Tranch leadership of trying to exterminate them.

 

[Souji Tendou]

At this point there's really no point in Wikipedia even existing. Just go see what Huffington Post or Kotaku or any random clickbait outlet said about something.

I mean, they're effectively the same shit nowadays. Either way, it should come to no-one's surprise that the tranch wikipedia article is maintained partially by none other than Molly White. That alone makes it damn-near impossible for any info on the wiki article to be accurate.

 

[MetalParakeet]

I want Bonnie to keep talking about how he tried to get Alyssa to be a crisis therapist, since that's just another illegal thing he's bragging about doing.

Keep boasting about how ya tried to set up more scams, including what could be seen as Healthcare fraud ya fuck

 

[FinnSven]

That evil Kiwifarms working with Earl and the police now?
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Another person who thinks documenting and talking about public social media posts is "harassment". And nigger we didn't call it "queer" waco. Around here its the "tranny" waco. Thanks.


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Fedposter J. No one here is "swatting". No one here has called the cops on your fedposting or milita laping you have done. Paul posts on public twitter that there are alpaca mass graves. Anyone could have called the cops. And its not a fake report if its true.
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Late and I already said words to the effect, I know.

But it is really the most irritating bullshit claim that trannies make that “Trans lives are in danger” when they deal with law enforcement.

Just don’t do anything rash like wave a weapon in the presence of a copper and the police won’t try to kill you.

Is there a verified instance of a police officer straight up murdering a troon on sight?

I know it is transphobia to expect firm evidence of this situation but I am just going to have to be a transphobe.