DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Something very subtle happened last year. I recall he was extremely optimistic about sub growth at the start of the year and growing his "business." Somewhere along the line he realized it wasn't happening and shifted his messaging to reflect that e.g. "curated viewer base" , "I make content for a select group" , etc. Would make a good video for a detractor to recap.
 
DSP got first place in EVO East in both 2006 and 2007.

Here's footage of his match against Justin Wong in EVO East 2K6. For what it's worth, he did pretty well.

At the end as he's waddling off stage with his stick you can hear Phil say 'Daigo you're fucking next!', lmao
 
Guys please click this. You will laugh your ass off as soon as you do. (DSP, Jasper and Fat Khet bully a nutty scientist and threaten him over low support)
" Ancient Aliens: Aliens in Disguise Warn Researcher - "We've Taken Many Humans" (Season 18) "

That has nothing to do with DSP
 
"If I play this ayund *legslap* it's basically dead? Uhh yeah it's not gonna work"
"I'll tell you right now, 100% I WANT TO PLAY IT"
"I would LOVE to keep playing this game, but I need that buy in"
Blatantly telling Slayer he better be coughing up the Benjamins if he wants to see this playthrough.
Hope Slayer promises to tip him for the game after Phil buys it then disappears not tipping him anything. Finger's crossed.
 
Something very subtle happened last year. I recall he was extremely optimistic about sub growth at the start of the year and growing his "business." Somewhere along the line he realized it wasn't happening and shifted his messaging to reflect that e.g. "curated viewer base" , "I make content for a select group" , etc. Would make a good video for a detractor to recap.
He fucking Sine Waves back and forth on this. Wait until the youtube check shrinks again and then it'll be back to "growthgrowthgrowth". Controversial take, but DSP is a fucking idiot that has like no object permanence. It is really astonishing to watch a 40 year old, one that touts his maturity no less, just constantly go all in on one plan and philosophy.
 
Because Phil has brainwashed them into thinking their lives are in immediate danger due to the trolls. Phil has conditioned his fans into thinking trolls are out to get 'em every waking moment, when in reality all people would do is prove Phil is a scam artist.
The lardaACK lives in a gated community in the better part of town. There is no way anyone would go through the effort to invade the snortfort even if the smell alone didn't kill them first. Somehow Jasper kitty is still alive and his litter box hasn't eaten him yet.
 
The lardaACK lives in a gated community in the better part of town. There is no way anyone would go through the effort to invade the snortfort even if the smell alone didn't kill them first. Somehow Jasper kitty is still alive and his litter box hasn't eaten him yet.
Invade? No, but I do have a friend that lives about 15 minutes away who I've tried to pay to go to his house. Nothing particularly nefarious, I just want him to ask DSP for an autograph.
 
Invade? No, but I do have a friend that lives about 15 minutes away who I've tried to pay to go to his house. Nothing particularly nefarious, I just want him to ask DSP for an autograph.
Should ask him to ring the doorbell and ask if he can see Jasper. Then he would talk about how he survived a "home invasion" for the next few weeks.
 
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