DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Its our friend's Glory Day, huh? Wonder if Derich is more of a Lisa Ann or an Asa Akira type. Hes autismo tho and they're usually born racist by default so Im guessing the former. I'd ask Phil to tell him to quit pestering porn stars on Twitter but its probably the only thing stopping him to go on a touching-spree at Toys R Us. Happy D Day, fellow Kiwis.
 
It will be a One Piece fact battle with derich
Has the pay-cuck shown any annoyance in chat in the past like kagome has for the Asian-Canadian degenerate?
He fucking Sine Waves back and forth on this...Controversial take, but DSP is a fucking idiot that has like no object permanence. It is really astonishing to watch a 40 year old, one that touts his maturity no less, just constantly go all in on one plan and philosophy.
Lack of object permanence, both in vidya (think of all the "shitty camera" rants when he can't remember not to run into something behind the camera in full retreat from any enemy) and IRL is a major signal of autism spectrum disorder.

"Many mentally retarded autistic children can understand the concept of object permanence, but, in comparison to developmental-age matched normal children, the behavioral strategies they employ in carrying out the Casati-Lezine Object Permanence Test are deficient and lead to failure. These deficiencies appear unrelated to interference of stereotypic or other bizarre behavior in task performance. Similar problem-solving deficiencies can be found in mentally retarded children who are not autistic, suggesting that the deficiencies themselves are less related to the social-communication deficits of autistic children, but more to the general problem-solving difficulties found in children with a lower developmental quotient. Nevertheless, the qualitative analysis of results shows a tendency in autistic children, despite their better developmental level, to use less coordinated and regular sequences to solve the task than normal or mentally retarded children."

Fits pigroach to a (low-)T.

Going to be some amazing salt today with Derich being birthday autistic in chat and expecting his ass patted for his mom fucking his dad 21 years and nine months ago in there. Hope he remembers to brag about the money he got as a gift that he won't be sending a dime of as a paypig to his step-dad in the snort fort, that should twist the sweatyman.jpg knife into the pigroach hide nice and deep.
 
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(think of all the "shitty camera" rants when he can't remember not to run into something behind the camera in full retreat from any enemy)
God I didn't even think about that. But like, can we talk about that? It's so fucking weird. Like I know as a life long gamer when I get the camera in a bad spot, I'll retreat even farther to make sure I'm clear so I can fix the damn thing. But, Phil will just, not do that. Like he does just forget what's happening, and then start screaming about how the camera fucked him. Like I think everyone here who plays video games has been dicked by the camera, but I don't know if it's happened to me in a game made in the last 10 years? 20 years?
 
God I didn't even think about that. But like, can we talk about that? It's so fucking weird. Like I know as a life long gamer when I get the camera in a bad spot, I'll retreat even farther to make sure I'm clear so I can fix the damn thing. But, Phil will just, not do that. Like he does just forget what's happening, and then start screaming about how the camera fucked him. Like I think everyone here who plays video games has been dicked by the camera, but I don't know if it's happened to me in a game made in the last 10 years? 20 years?
I remember making a spergpost about that when he played Elden Ring. Specifically it was in response to him losing his mind about reviewers giving Elden Ring 10/10 scores and it can't be perfect when the camera is bad. Throughout his handheld experience he kept bitching about the camera being bad and the IDIOTS from FrahmSahwftwehr never fixing it in any of their games, when it's always his own fucking fault. He still has the same bitchmade playstyle he had since he first picked up Demon's Souls more than 10 years ago - Attack enemy until stamina depletes, then immediately start walking backwards and dodging backwards if they attack until stamina is full. Then his ass hits a wall or, even worse, a corner and the camera starts going apeshit because he keeps trying to walk backwards even though he's already hit the wall. This even happened in ridiculous circumstances, I remember around 2 or 3 of his 100 deaths to Melania was because he backstepped into a wall and then died because of it and Melania's boss arena is as big as a football field. Then it's the idiot developers' and the khemera's fault. It's like charging your cavalry into a wall of pikes in a Total War game and then bitching how the "cavalry mechanics" don't work when they get melted.

He also legit has to have some sort of profound learning disability. He's played every soulslike from From themselves plus he's played both Nioh games to completion and he still has the same bitchmade passive playstyle that someone who is playing a soulslike game for the very first time in their life would have. He's played Bloodborne which is faster-paced and encouraged an aggressive playstyle and both Nioh games which are even faster and reward even more aggressive gameplay and his combat strats are still completely passive and bitchmade. Also if he ever strafes he always strafes to the wrong side, for example if an enemy's gimmick is that they have a huge shield and it blocks most of the damage, he'd always strafe to their shield side and hit their shield during an opening.

Though in some way it does make sense why he never learned how to get better at any game genre, not just soulslikes. All of his gameplay experiences have been aided by heavy use of guide reading, then when he started streaming he started getting handheld by chat and it's gotten so terrible in the past few years that we've gotten streams that border on self-parody, like that one Morrowind stream where he spent the entire. Fucking. Stream. On the alchemy menu because he had to get handheld on every single ingredient for every single potion he made. Why would he ever need to learn how any game works when he's never had to?
 
I remember making a spergpost about that when he played Elden Ring. Specifically it was in response to him losing his mind about reviewers giving Elden Ring 10/10 scores and it can't be perfect when the camera is bad. Throughout his handheld experience he kept bitching about the camera being bad and the IDIOTS from FrahmSahwftwehr never fixing it in any of their games, when it's always his own fucking fault. He still has the same bitchmade playstyle he had since he first picked up Demon's Souls more than 10 years ago - Attack enemy until stamina depletes, then immediately start walking backwards and dodging backwards if they attack until stamina is full. Then his ass hits a wall or, even worse, a corner and the camera starts going apeshit because he keeps trying to walk backwards even though he's already hit the wall. This even happened in ridiculous circumstances, I remember around 2 or 3 of his 100 deaths to Melania was because he backstepped into a wall and then died because of it and Melania's boss arena is as big as a football field. Then it's the idiot developers' and the khemera's fault. It's like charging your cavalry into a wall of pikes in a Total War game and then bitching how the "cavalry mechanics" don't work when they get melted.

He also legit has to have some sort of profound learning disability. He's played every soulslike from From themselves plus he's played both Nioh games to completion and he still has the same bitchmade passive playstyle that someone who is playing a soulslike game for the very first time in their life would have. He's played Bloodborne which is faster-paced and encouraged an aggressive playstyle and both Nioh games which are even faster and reward even more aggressive gameplay and his combat strats are still completely passive and bitchmade. Also if he ever strafes he always strafes to the wrong side, for example if an enemy's gimmick is that they have a huge shield and it blocks most of the damage, he'd always strafe to their shield side and hit their shield during an opening.

Though in some way it does make sense why he never learned how to get better at any game genre, not just soulslikes. All of his gameplay experiences have been aided by heavy use of guide reading, then when he started streaming he started getting handheld by chat and it's gotten so terrible in the past few years that we've gotten streams that border on self-parody, like that one Morrowind stream where he spent the entire. Fucking. Stream. On the alchemy menu because he had to get handheld on every single ingredient for every single potion he made. Why would he ever need to learn how any game works when he's never had to?
he's a better gamer than me, i can't beat cuphead on normal... feels bad
 
God I didn't even think about that. But like, can we talk about that? It's so fucking weird. Like I know as a life long gamer when I get the camera in a bad spot, I'll retreat even farther to make sure I'm clear so I can fix the damn thing. But, Phil will just, not do that. Like he does just forget what's happening, and then start screaming about how the camera fucked him. Like I think everyone here who plays video games has been dicked by the camera, but I don't know if it's happened to me in a game made in the last 10 years? 20 years?

phil is unable to move his thumbs independently of each other. he is physically not able to both move his character and the camera at the same time, so he depends on the camera moving itself for him.

source: any FPS game where he has to stop before he starts shooting, name me a single FPS game where he is able to both move and shoot in a different direction.
 
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