DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

I think I just lost my ability to watch TIHYDPs. In fact, every recent Phil video where he isn't made fun of or in some state of torment, I just shut it off.

I haven't really been keeping up with TIHYDPs myself due to the salt or exceptionally bad gameplay being so rare. He either fake rages, acts like a clown for his retard audience, whines like a spoiled child, or acts like an insufferable nitpicking know-it-all. Still looking forward to SF 6's release since fighting games tend to produce some good salt.*

* When he's not punching down on scrubs

 

[UsedUp]

Re: Urban Lingo

Dsp, you can just as easily search for a No Commentary walkthru or playthru if you don't like the AAVE so much. It's a you problem as usual.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

DEVOURED

He drank it like it was water. It's funny he has no problem being clearly exposed as a huge alcoholic in return for dent bux.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Dsp, you can just as easily search for a No Commentary walkthru or playthru if you don't like the AAVE so much. It's a you problem as usual.

If they watch a no-commentary playthrough who is Kat going to fantasize about being her next meal ticket?

 

[marlintan]

He drank it like it was water. It's funny he has no problem being clearly exposed as a huge alcoholic in return for dent bux.

An outed alcoholic is better than one is hiding it, however poorly?

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He did get yelled at several years ago on Twitch for using the term "fundraiser" I believe and for equating bits with money but otherwise even before that he used euphemisms for money, some more ridiculous sounding than others - pahsitive benefit, pahsitive effect, (pahsitive) interaction, khantribution, support, buy-in etc.

Makes me wonder why he calls this CoD shit "bounties" instead of contracts with the way he treats up the shakedowns that happen after he's specifically trying hard to finish them.

Let's see if he's a man of his word, though.

 

[arrivefriday]

This washed up turbofaggot streamer has no self-awareness or thinks none of his retarded viewers will notice him using the same "urban lingo" the very next day.
Just watching his 2 braincells trying to figure out how to enthusiastically implement "epic" into his story within the first minute made me gag.
Get fucked Phil.

I love how Dave's opinion of Shorts went from "man youtoob is so fucking stupid for doing this, fucking morons!" to "WOW epic meowing moment Jasper!!! So wholesome! Guys send in edited clips of what your favorite moments are, it will save the channel!!!"

It's nothing major but another one of those moments when something new happens and DSP has to be the first one to shit on it, thinks it's the most retarded thing he's ever seen, until his neanderthal brain sees that he got some traction of said new thing. I swear to god, he must be one of the most negative and most unlikable people on this planet, just pure vitriol.

 

[Lazycunt]

Frankly, cable management is always a struggle, and no matter what you do the final effect may be discouraging. From what I recall many YT such as

Yeah but struggle implies trying to fix it at all.

I love how Dave's opinion of Shorts went from "man youtoob is so fucking stupid for doing this, fucking morons!" to "WOW epic meowing moment Jasper!!! So wholesome! Guys send in edited clips of what your favorite moments are, it will save the channel!!!"

It's nothing major but another one of those moments when something new happens and DSP has to be the first one to shit on it, thinks it's the most retarded thing he's ever seen, until his neanderthal brain sees that he got some traction of said new thing. I swear to god, he must be one of the most negative and most unlikable people on this planet, just pure vitriol.

Phil wants his viewers to pay so they can make shorts for him to make more money off.

The lazy unwillingness to learn anything or spend money on his "business" never ceases to amaze me

 

[Iron Hamster]

He drank it like it was water.

hmmmmmm. One would think he would at least give it one of his patented food eating winces.

 

[50 bit bitch]

Massive shoutout to Phil's new unpaid and uncredited shorts editor, good luck with all the positive exposure, I'm sure it'll be arriving any day now

 

[myone]

Massive shoutout to Phil's new unpaid and uncredited shorts editor, good luck with all the positive exposure, I'm sure it'll be arriving any day now

And remember: This kind of simple editing is (a) way too difficult for lazy Dave and (b) he claimed this kind of editing is totally impossible to do with Shorts previously. Anyone else recall his toxic rants how this kind of video was not something you could do because Youtube is retarded?

 

[Meth_Bear]

Jenna is currently sitting in LA County Jail on felony charges and a probation violation.

In her current case, she's facing three charges arising from an incident on May 27, 2022.

Count 1: Penal Code section 459 - Burglary [This charge could earn her a strike under California's Three Strikes law. Jenna cannot serve time in county jail under prison realignment since it is a "serious crime." If convicted, she likely faces 2 years in prison, but the code allows for 4 or 6 year sentences as well, basically for habitual offenders. The charge is a "wobbler" and can be charged/reduced to a misdemeanor.]

Count 2: Penal Code section 597(A) - Animal Cruelty [The animal in question was a dog. I don't know the extent of injuries, if any.]

Count 3: Penal Code section 594(A) - Vandalism [I don't know what was damaged or for how much. Only that it was $400 or more. Could have been a door, a TV, a few windows. Anything.]

I don't know exactly what went down, why Jenna picked that residence, or how Jenna knew the victim.

Jenna requested, and was granted, permission to begin in custody drug rehabilitation. I sincerely hope she makes the most of it and can straighten out her life. But, statistically, this is just the beginning.

I pray that Khet leverages Phil into moving Jenna in afterwards so she can call him the N-word and a bitch on stream and humble him.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Count 3: Penal Code section 594(A) - Vandalism [I don't know what was damaged or for how much. Only that it was $400 or more. Could have been a door, a TV, a few windows. Anything.]

It was a police car:

On or about May 27, 2022, in the County of Los Angeles, the crime ofV ANDALISM $400 OR MORE 1N DAMAGE OR DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, in violation of PENAL CODE SECTION 594(a), a Felony, was committed by JENNA SNOW, who did unlawfully and maliciously damage and destroy real and personal property, to wit, LAPD Police vehicle not her, belonging to CITY OF LOS ANGELES.

Like a true niggeR, she did not go quietly.

 

[Meth_Bear]

It was a police car:



Like a true niggeR, she did not go quietly.

Fuck.

 

[Iron Father]

When your 2k cat finally gives you a viral "meow" moment for YouTube shorts...

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It was a police car:



Like a true niggeR, she did not go quietly.

Jenna vandalized a piggymobile?

She’s been the secret protag all along

 

[Balr0g]

Massive shoutout to Phil's new unpaid and uncredited shorts editor, good luck with all the positive exposure, I'm sure it'll be arriving any day now

No cat not even 1k views yet. Shorts are stooooopid doods! *snort*

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

I love how Dave's opinion of Shorts went from "man youtoob is so fucking stupid for doing this, fucking morons!" to "WOW epic meowing moment Jasper!!! So wholesome! Guys send in edited clips of what your favorite moments are, it will save the channel!!!"

It's nothing major but another one of those moments when something new happens and DSP has to be the first one to shit on it, thinks it's the most retarded thing he's ever seen, until his neanderthal brain sees that he got some traction of said new thing. I swear to god, he must be one of the most negative and most unlikable people on this planet, just pure vitriol.

It's his only card he can play when he's several years behind said "trends" and wonders why those same trends don't save the channel

Phil is that kind of fucking dumb to go so far to use things when they should have been used right from the start, use them sparingly, edit the shorts well and post clips of highlights that gain traction

Only kind of traction Phil is on course for is irrelevancy and major insanity with health problems

We're already in a mid-life crisis but then again he doesn't have a 2 seater convertible lawl

 

[Whaler]

We're already in a mid-life crisis but then again he doesn't have a 2 seater convertible lawl

That's because his viewers won't give him enough cash dood, there's nothing he can do, he did nothing wrong, he did his mid-life correct.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

DEVOURED

Let's give Burnell some credit: if being drunk all the time was easy, everyone would do it.