The Final Fantasy Thread

[AlmightyMagichan]

Are you saying that Kuja isn't manly enough for you?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Not sure about that second one.

Man decides that if his country wants to build a super weapon to kill everyone, he might as well fire it at both the living and the dead. Shuyin was not fucking around.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

What villain in Final Fantasy isn't a flaming faggot?

Exdeath. Dude was just metal. Also, Cloud of Darkness.

 

[Berrakh]

Man decides that if his country wants to build a super weapon to kill everyone, he might as well fire it at both the living and the dead. Shuyin was not fucking around.

Sounds like gay histrionics to me…

Exdeath. Dude was just metal. Also, Cloud of Darkness.

I found him wooden tbh.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Not sure about that second one.

Wasn’t Shuyin a massive whiny faggot in
X-2?

Are you saying that Kuja isn't manly enough for you?

Kuja literally got hit by a fucking Bahamut blast and went “tis but a scratch”. He’s the chaddest antagonist in Final Fantasy.

 

[Gravemind]

Queen Brahne, but she's a vicious land whale; so it's not any better.


I'm always iffy with recycled content, or content being adapted for a different medium. But the FF14 Ozma fight is fucking fun... FF9 Ozma can eat a dick.

And yet, XIV Ozma is still the bane of newfags and carried idiots everywhere.

Also, while a few of you got some good suggestions, one of the biggest chads of Final Fantasy thus far is Jack Garland, and Opera Omnia basically has him flipping the whole fucking script on its head when he debuts in story from what I hear.

 

[Kheapathic]

And yet, XIV Ozma is still the bane of newfags and carried idiots everywhere.

Also, while a few of you got some good suggestions, one of the biggest chads of Final Fantasy thus far is Jack Garland, and Opera Omnia basically has him flipping the whole fucking script on its head when he debuts in story from what I hear.

Mentor Roulette is one of the biggest fucking gambles; because sometimes you'll get something easy, and the next time you'll get someone wanting Extreme Ramuh, and has done absolutely zero research and expecting a carry. Then you need to spend 15 minutes trying to explain how everything works and not fucking die, to only come out with a lot of stress and a huge repair bill.

 

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Exdeath. Dude was just metal.

Actually I'm fairly sure he was wood.

 

[Gravemind]

Mentor Roulette is one of the biggest fucking gambles; because sometimes you'll get something easy, and the next time you'll get someone wanting Extreme Ramuh, and has done absolutely zero research and expecting a carry. Then you need to spend 15 minutes trying to explain how everything works and not fucking die, to only come out with a lot of stress and a huge repair bill.

See, I meet the requirements for the Burger King crown and I COULD get one too if I really wanted to, but I happen to think most mentors are faggots and I definitely don't want to bother with a roulette that has the potential to queue me into Extremes with randos. Grinding out a mount might be cool and all, but I don't think its worth that headache.

 

[Berrakh]

I wish I was an evil tree in a suit of armor. Life would be so simple then.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I wish I was an evil tree in a suit of armor. Life would be so simple then.

And live with not only the protagonist bring called Butz, but be completely outshone by the hammy Gilgamesh? Sounds tortuous

 

[Berrakh]

And live with not only the protagonist bring called Butz, but be completely outshone by the hammy Gilgamesh? Sounds tortuous

Gilgamesh was born too early; missed out on social media

 

[Tren Shapiro]

Gilgamesh was born too early; missed out on social media

>be ancient mesopotamian hero
>have epic written about how based I am
>feels good
>wake up in the year 2010 AD
>login to internet dot com
>GIRUGAMESH
>fat gendergoth from an anime con has single-handedly ruined my name
>go back to sleep for another 4000 years

 

[RurkerHivemind]

>be ancient mesopotamian hero
>have epic written about how based I am
>feels good
>wake up in the year 2010 AD
>login to internet dot com
>GIRUGAMESH
>fat gendergoth from an anime con has single-handedly ruined my name
>go back to sleep for another 4000 years

There is always the Fate Series Gilgamesh.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

There is always the Fate Series Gilgamesh.

Which is a worse fate, being cosplayed by retards, or being one of few non waifu-ized historical figures in an anime series known for waifus?

 

[Gravemind]

Gilgamesh is based because he's either a total clown, but still your biggest frenemy, or he's one of the most dangerous superboss motherfuckers, depending on his depiction.

And then you have XIV, in which he's all of the above + he's dangerous enough to convincingly imitate the likeness of Yojimbo.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Final Fantasy is basically Gilgamesh's Bizarre Adventure
Change my mind

 

[Psyduck]

Modern FF Duck Takes:

Jack Garland is the best modern FF protagonist and a huge part of it is because of the edgy early 2000's charm. Strangers of Paradise was in my opinion way better than it had any right to be

Ardyn's English VA is vastly superior to the original. FFXV's english dub was pretty damn good overall

I really liked all the scenes with Sazh interacting with Hope and/or Vanille in FFXIII. Of the main cast Lightning was probably the one i liked the least and that includes Snow, who i actually liked

FFXII would've been much better had they gone with the original plan of having Ashe and Basch as the protagonists. Vaan and Penelo are so meh that i can't even remember a moment where they had an integral part in the main plot

I don't like FFX's aesthetic. Good game, just don't like how the characters look and the overall setting. The whole realistic face modelling is jarring too.

How the fuck am i supposed to beat Type-0 on Agito difficulty? That shit is unfair, fucking an hour clearing the damn tutorial stage

I hate that it's gotten to this point, but i am fully commited to purchasing FFXVI just because the director closed the pool


Classic FF Duck Takes:

FF1 should get a proper remake, not talking about Pixel Remasters or Strangers of Paradise, i mean a rebuild of the title involving mechanics from the recent games and lore from the Dissidia titles, as they seem to insinuate FF1 a lot. They could also connect it to SoP

Xande is such a shit character nobody even remembers he's technically the baddie from FFIII, everyone just assumes it's Cloud of Darkness, even though she only appears once, for the final battle of the game

After Years was completely unnecessary. FFIV was fine enough as it is

FFVII is great. It's also overwhelmingly represented. So glad FFIX is getting the anime treatment and rumored remake. If prayers are heard, i'd love for VI to get a remake as well

Squall sucks, i don't know how he got the fanfare he has. Gets continuously cucked by Seifer and is just an ass. There's only so much you can forgive with the introvert excuse

Vivi fans are often some of the worst people ive met and i cant figure out why


Misc. FF Duck Takes

Final Fantasy Dissidia Opera Omnia is the best gacha game in the market purely because of how generous it is

Final Fantasy Brave Exvius is one of the worst gacha games in the market purely because of how predatory it is, and somehow i just can't put it down, still, something i gotta commend it for is the downright gorgeous spritework, from the units to the enemies.

One of the standouts that has sadly been forgotten by now is the Chamber of Arms, pitting you against multiple enemies with tragic backstories. Asides from the battles themselves differing in mechanics, making them much more than just a damage race (at the time, at least, cause recent units can one hit KO them) the visual storytelling is fantastic.

Final Fantasy has always had amazing enemy designs, but these are just awesome to look at, they go from beautiful, to Eldritch horrors, and it's all perfectly explained if you take the time to read the descriptions for these guys

Was gonna post some screencaps but phone shat the bed, might do it later idk

 

[Berrakh]

Vivi fans are often some of the worst people ive met and i cant figure out why

People who like the nice characters are usually only in it for the vanity by association.

Think about it. If you were a selfish pos you’d adore any agreeable or expendable carebear you could easily push around.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

FFXII would've been much better had they gone with the original plan of having Ashe and Basch as the protagonists. Vaan and Penelo are so meh that i can't even remember a moment where they had an integral part in the main plot

I swear to god, you could delete Vaan and every single one of his lines from the game, and absolutely nothing would change. You wouldn't even need to worry about conversations being confusing because he's gone. He literally adds nothing to the game except a 6th character.