Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why does he tweet this inane shit? Is he really that bored or is he desperate to "go viral" like a fucking teenage girl?

You should see his tweet about the Avatar movies.
Yes, he's desperate to go viral again. He should just just go on OnlyFans and show his gunt.

 

[PST Stan Account]

You should see his tweet about the Avatar movies.
Yes, he's desperate to go viral again. He should just just go on OnlyFans and show his gunt.

Having view counts added to tweets must be killing him.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Someone as stupid as Rick owning guns almost makes me reconsider my stance on gun control.

 

[TheGuntinator]

Someone as stupid as Rick owning guns almost makes me reconsider my stance on gun control.

Rick is absolutely the kind of guy he describes when he talks about who shouldn't have guns and why. Anti gun people are always the worst with gun safety.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

From the Pests, Pat seen alone at the bar again. Famous author everyone!
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Spoiler

Also check out the ladies at this place! (No surprise "she" is seen hovering over a child, who the fuck brings a child to these things???)
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Chronology seems to be out of order. Story I see: Rick bending over to hide erection after seeing a troon.

I don't know if anyone has said this before but Patrick looks very similar to a young Doug Hutchinson, particularly in the episodes of The X Files where he played Eugene Tooms. If Patrick were 20 years younger and not fat they would be almost twins.

Ironic, Tooms' special ability was being able to make himself extremely slim and squeeze through tight spaces.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Kyphosis thanks to cross-sex HRT fucking up bone density is a theory.

Their backs also tend to have a lot of fat as does their neck and shoulders so it's not just a bone density thing. Their whole body is fucked up.

 

[Maude Snew]

Seems like it was just The Ark that got translated. Patrick even mentioned it like it was a big deal.

THE ARK Heads to Germany! -

Ich bin glücklich und fühle mich geehrt bekannt geben zu dürfen, dass mein erster Roman, THE ARK, vom Drömer Knaur Verlag erworben wurde. Im Frühjahr 2017 soll dann die Übersetzung in Deutschland veröffentlich werden. Außerdem bin ich dankbar meine Arbeit mit meinen neuen...

www.patrickstomlinson.com

The Ark - Die letzte Reise der Menschheit

Taschenbuch: Roman. Die Einsätze sind hoch in Patrick S. Tomlinsons faszinierendem Science Fiction-Debüt - denn die Arche ist die letzte Hoffnung der ...

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Seems like the fire bombing of Dresden is no longer the worst thing America has unleashed on Germany.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Another photo of piggy at the con:

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God, i can see him smile from ear to ear under that mask like the utter mongoloid that he is. "Special" boy indeed.

Seems like it was just The Ark that got translated. Patrick even mentioned it like it was a big deal.

THE ARK Heads to Germany! -

Ich bin glücklich und fühle mich geehrt bekannt geben zu dürfen, dass mein erster Roman, THE ARK, vom Drömer Knaur Verlag erworben wurde. Im Frühjahr 2017 soll dann die Übersetzung in Deutschland veröffentlich werden. Außerdem bin ich dankbar meine Arbeit mit meinen neuen...

www.patrickstomlinson.com

The Ark - Die letzte Reise der Menschheit

Taschenbuch: Roman. Die Einsätze sind hoch in Patrick S. Tomlinsons faszinierendem Science Fiction-Debüt - denn die Arche ist die letzte Hoffnung der ...

www.isbn.de

Jesus Christ, get it together, Germany.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

Yes. Water balloon filled with paint.
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https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1497387822478671874?lang=en

This will never stop inspiring poetry and is a work of art in itself! THE TRIGGER. My muse, how I adore thee!

THE TANK A haiku by Die Dunkle Maus, ORL, 501st Poetry Brigade KWF

The tank rolls, my gun
Does nothing, I remember
My balloon. I win

PERFECTION A haiku by Die Dunkle Maus, ORL, 501st Poetry Brigade KWF

His arms have only
The muscles needed to hold
Up his perfect breasts

Bonus haiku for @Trayvon Fartin

TRAYVON HATES ART A haiku by Die Dunkle Maus, ORL, 501st Poetry Brigade KWF

Trayvon hates art and
only likes basketball and
fucking furniture

 

[Post Reply]

Seems like it was just The Ark that got translated. Patrick even mentioned it like it was a big deal.

THE ARK Heads to Germany! -

Ich bin glücklich und fühle mich geehrt bekannt geben zu dürfen, dass mein erster Roman, THE ARK, vom Drömer Knaur Verlag erworben wurde. Im Frühjahr 2017 soll dann die Übersetzung in Deutschland veröffentlich werden. Außerdem bin ich dankbar meine Arbeit mit meinen neuen...

www.patrickstomlinson.com

The Ark - Die letzte Reise der Menschheit

Taschenbuch: Roman. Die Einsätze sind hoch in Patrick S. Tomlinsons faszinierendem Science Fiction-Debüt - denn die Arche ist die letzte Hoffnung der ...

www.isbn.de

Finally, the punishment Germany deserves.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Seems like the fire bombing of Dresden is no longer the worst thing America has unleashed on Germany.

England was involved in Dresden anyways

 

[Maude Snew]

England was involved in Dresden anyways

Yeah but they did worse by continuing to be British already.

 

[Broadside]

Ol' car aficionado Torque Wheeler really knows how to keep his beloved 'stang in top condition over winter, damn!
Seriously who leaves a bike out in bad weather like that though??

 

[Sammich]

Torque utterly humiliates himself in front of a real man (Brianna Wu)

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Patrick knows fuckall about cars, nice to see someone he admires like wu slap him down like that. He's gotta be seething over that.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Bonus haiku for @Trayvon Fartin

TRAYVON HATES ART A haiku by Die Dunkle Maus, ORL, 501st Poetry Brigade KWF

Trayvon hates art and
only likes basketball and
fucking furniture

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

A reddit shill? GROSS

 

[skol]

Why do they ALL have that slouching posture???

Hormones-accelerated osteoporosis.

 

[Broadside]

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Stop being a faggot, we've been posting haikus about Pat here for pages, it's funny.

Stop being a fag
We've been posting haikus here
on Pig for pages

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

Stop being a faggot, we've been posting haikus about Pat here for pages, it's funny.

Stop being a fag
We've been posting haikus here
on Pig for pages

ONA is right about you niggas

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

ONA is right about you niggas

Then maybe you should go back? We have people here who like to do haiku's here on active lolcows, not shit attempts at trolling. It's a thing for at least two years now that I've notice.