The only way I see Ralph managing to actually kill someone other than himself is drunk driving. He can't even throw a punch without winding himself, even armed anyone who's not a 3rd of his weight could probably put him on his ass and stop that shit.
Thank fuck, I wanted to read about an escaped farm animal, not some literal nobody sperging out about another nobody.
Cog's theory is that she's fucking Michael Sisco on the side so who knows.
Ah that's too bad. I was hoping for some trademark self-harming Ralphalfa male May-hem. Can we at least get another car wreck or some scenario where Ralph needs gay blood and gets AIDS?
I'm more hoping for a drunken beating. Complete the trilogy, Ralphamale!
Oddly enough, there's no time limit for annulments in Nevada (though obviously the sooner you file the better) and the allowable reasons for seeking one are pretty broad. Everything from "married while drunk" to "partner didn't disclose drug/disease/alcohol problems" (and even "agreed to have children before marriage but changed their mind afterward") are acceptable. Also "lol cousins" is a valid reason too, which makes me laugh my ass off for some reason even though that's not actually the case here (is it?).
Ralph is too bitchmade to IRL stream these days although now if he has lost his steed and guntling and in the process of losing Nick there really is nothing left for him but IP2. He's too much of a coward, afraid to get aylawged IRL.
That would be hilarious and in-character for her, but idk about all that.
Likely none. As others have noted, the airlines likely kicked him off with no refund, so the me retard is out that money. They probably will allow him to rebook, provided he pays for new tickets. If he was going to be fined, i doubt they would have released him so quick.
Well, they're both cheaters so it was a question of who would snake the other one first.
Nah, Norton is far too tall. Get Danny DeVito in a fat suit.
True that. They were probably "nice" because of the baby+mother involved.
