Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Hazel Motes]

If Ralph wasn’t bitchmade he’d get on stream

He would also snort four xannies and down a bottle of Maker's Mark. If he did that then I would be truly owned.

 

[Bzk]

imagine taking this bait

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

the orbital fracture really made one of his eyes droopy forever.

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Inside of me there's 2 gunts

Who is the more degenerate though, RalaR or PhlhP?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Seems entirely plausible to me that she's still gone for good and Ralph is just going to Rome to fake it. Probably not but still entirely plausible.

As long as he gets his ass kicked in another country, I'm all for it.

 

[Elmo]

If there is a gunt tape of May, it's her own fault. She saw what happened to faith and would still let Ralph anywhere near her horse-hole with a camera.

This is predicated on the fact that Meigh knows that Ralph is recording her. It would not surprise me in the slightest if he did it without her permission.

 

[Beavis]

Someone made a good point in the chat, that Ralph did the same thing pretending everything was okay after things went really bad with Faith. It kinda worked for him then, he's probably hoping people will forget about THAT BITCH WHORE PRETENDING TO BE HIS WIFE.

He also paid Nora to come on the killstream when they had broken up but not made it public yet.

 

[Hüftpriester]

This is the face of a man who just had to degrade himself and grovel to the horsewoman. And he expects us to go along with his kayfabe cope? LMAO

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

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Don't blame her, it was a tough call.

Maybe all those fat ugly bastard doujin are indeed based on reality and nothing can stop the bastard cock...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1619768177508118530

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You better smile for the camera bitch or I'm releasin' that fuckin' video of you slurpin' gunt grease. How you think Cozy Rozy's friends is gonna react when they see her whore mother goin' down on me? You better think about that 'fore you leave me again. Now tell the A-Logs we was workin' an angle.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I know this is Ralph we are talking about so the answer is obvious but do you really think he's retarded and self destructive enough to actually release revenge porn on his new wife while being a sex offender and having a record for that exact same offense?

 

[thegreatestheroeverinhist]

The horse is in danger, not to mention the child.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Any particular reason you think the pic is old? Not that I think Ralph is above this, hell, he gets one more beatdown and he's barely above a yardstick, but what sticks out about this picture that makes you think it was taken yesterday and not today?

He’s in the same terminal/gate he would have been on waiting on the flight yesterday, but the Delta-Rome flight leaves from this same area most days. The windows show a sunny day, which it was yesterday, but today is cloudy, dark and rainy in NYC.

I totally believe May would return after rage pig sobered up and calmed down but I have a hard time believing they could sort out the mess they made yesterday and be back in the JFK International terminal for today’s flight. Airlines are not keen on letting people who caused 2.5 hour delay right back on their next flight, never mind the luggage and ticketing issues involved.

 

[Varis]

Spoiler: Flightstats sperging

I wanted to find out which gate Ralphs' original flight had left from, so I went on Flightstats and made a search.

(A)

Well that's funny. Why were two Delta flights leaving JFK at the same time?

(A)

Here's that first one. Left from gate B32, delayed by 2h 33m. Seems about right. What about the other one?

(A)

Diverted? Oh. Oh no.

I don't know what it looks like to you guys, but to me it looks like someone threw a fit after the plane started moving. Correct me if I'm retarded.

ETA: Fixed archive links.

 

[BSV]

I genuinely don't know what happened here. If they had a drunken row and made up, or actually just trolled everyone and went to rome as they planned. But what I absolutely can say is that there is any need for schizo theories and pod awful like fanfiction to laugh at this. It's pretty funny as it is. Just use Occam's razor and some patience and the gunt will slip on the next banana peal down the road. That is guaranteed.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Another reason it is probably old if he truly was kicked off the flight he would not still be on that side of the gate they aren't going to let an unruly passenger remain on the side of security that leads to getting on a plane after being kicked off.

 

[Elmo]

-Make a random account to tweet that he was kicked off the plane for being a retard for the ay-Hogs to find

Not just a random twitter account. An account made in 2009 to randomly mention it.

Might be serendipitous, no idea.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Work or no work:

Ralph is still a fat fuck, still a gunt haver, still got his ass wrecked in Europe twice, and is still 5'1 lmao the only work he needs to do is work on losing some fucking weight FAT BITCH

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Two angry baby mammas, two ex wives, two angry grandfathers, two child support payments.
Ralph should apply for a job at Valve or something, he's gonna need the money.

I bet he kills himself by 2024

 

[beautiful person]

I refuse to believe that Ralph calling her a whore and threatening to releases the tapes was an act. That was the pure Ralpha-id lashing out in pain and frustration. And why lie when it makes you look that dysfunctional and pathetic?
On a side note: Tapes probably exist, because we know he likes to film himself and he never learns from mistakes.

The most I'm willing to believe is that they accidentally got separated and Ralph jumped to conclusions.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

There is another theory. Because I know everyone is asking " how the fuck is pretending your wife left you and threatening her online an epic own?"

Maybe Ralph is trying to get back at the farms because Josh has been saying that he can get Ralph to do whatever he wants after the Vegas marriage.

Maybe Ralph is trying to get a new thread made based off of nothing so he can feel like he can do the same thing to us?