Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Foltest]

Bobs deeply threatened by First person shooters and the fp perspective in general, despite his protestations otherwise will jump on any opportunity to criticize them, even if it's petty, incorrect or totally hypocritical. Which in off itself is pretty dumb but really falls apart because his big thing is 2d platforms which where stagnant and over saturated during the 90's as 3rd persons and are potentially an evolutionary dead end.
I can relate to not liking say CoD but when something like Skyrim hoves in view-it's pretty clear Bob's a sperg.

oh yeah.... that episode. That was the point when I realiserad that Bob was just full of shit. It show that he know nothing about the FPS genre, as it is more then CoD and Doom, which everyone who have played any FPS, know.

 

[clowney]

Quackshot was better, as was Rocket knight adventures and revenge of Shinobi is better than them all.

Though I can't say if that's true, I can say Bob probably doesn't care since those are Sega games.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Though I can't say if that's true, I can say Bob probably doesn't care since those are Sega games.

in revenge of shinobi you fight Godzilla, the Terminator, Spider man and batman because Sega didnt give a fuck about western copyright. In mario 3 you dress like a furry in an easier verson of mario 1 or a shitter version of super mario world. Moviebob will never know about this because he is a faggot.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Bobs deeply threatened by First person shooters and the fp perspective in general, despite his protestations otherwise will jump on any opportunity to criticize them, even if it's petty, incorrect or totally hypocritical. Which in off itself is pretty dumb but really falls apart because his big thing is 2d platforms which where stagnant and over saturated during the 90's as 3rd persons and are potentially an evolutionary dead end.
I can relate to not liking say CoD but when something like Skyrim hoves in view-it's pretty clear Bob's a sperg.

What is it with spergs and their extreme distaste for modern games? Even people born in the late 90s/early 00s have this mindset that games that came out before they were born are superior.

 

[Malt Liquor]

What is it with spergs and their extreme distaste for modern games? Even people born in the late 90s/early 00s have this mindset that games that came out before they were born are superior.

In Bob's case,He's probably longin to a past where everything was easier,simpler and innocent aka Manchild 101

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bobs deeply threatened by First person shooters and the fp perspective in general, despite his protestations otherwise will jump on any opportunity to criticize them, even if it's petty, incorrect or totally hypocritical. Which in off itself is pretty dumb but really falls apart because his big thing is 2d platforms which where stagnant and over saturated during the 90's as 3rd persons and are potentially an evolutionary dead end.
I can relate to not liking say CoD but when something like Skyrim hoves in view-it's pretty clear Bob's a sperg.

Hardcore Henry must have upset him something fierce.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hardcore Henry must have upset him something fierce.

He actually gave it a positive review because it was a "send-up" of FPS games. How's that for irony?
https://archive.is/EGync

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Can anyone explain to me why this guy has such a hateboner for X.Men and Bryan Singer? I mean, was he the kid Singer fiddled with or what?

 

[Furina]

What is it with spergs and their extreme distaste for modern games? Even people born in the late 90s/early 00s have this mindset that games that came out before they were born are superior.

It's because modern games are new and new things are different. Different things don't mesh well with spergs, especially the ones who thrive off of nostalgia like Bob does.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Can anyone explain to me why this guy has such a hateboner for X.Men and Bryan Singer? I mean, was he the kid Singer fiddled with or what?

Does he? Maybe it's because he has a love boner for the MCU and he's angry at Singer because he won't "surrender" X-Men to Marvel. Maybe he just hates any superhero film that isn't from the MCU. Or maybe he just doesn't like X-Men full stop and there are good reasons not to like Bryan Singer (Superman Returns anyone?) although a hateboner is going a little far. Or maybe he's just a sperg.

It's funny really because without X-Men, superhero films wouldn't be where they are today. It's the film that brought the superhero genre into the 2000s, so if Bob does hate it, he hates the thing that's partially responsible for his precious MCU.

 

[Malt Liquor]

Any chance that Bobby will delight Us with one of His usual chimpout about dudebros and toxic masculinity now that Doom is almost out?

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

idk why people (or person) are sperging out so much about this. I just found it funny that a cow managed to squirm their way into my life in some sort of actual capacity offline. Not like there's much going on in the "Bobosphere" outside of the usual dumb tweets about feminism or video games anyways, at least until Pixels 2 comes out or something.

I mean I was as nice to him as I am with anyone else, so it's not like I tried to w33n him or something. In any event I'm just gonna drop the whole thing since this thread is ultimately about Bob, and I want to avoid indirectly causing anymore shitposts.

You cant just drop this. You have touched greatness and are forever entangled with it. Moviebob is a part of you and you a part of him, for eternity.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Any chance that Bobby will delight Us with one of His usual chimpout about dudebros and toxic masculinity now that Doom is almost out?

Is water wet?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Any chance that Bobby will delight Us with one of His usual chimpout about dudebros and toxic masculinity now that Doom is almost out?

does the bear pope shit in the catholic woods?

 

[The Nothingness]

Any chance that Bobby will delight Us with one of His usual chimpout about dudebros and toxic masculinity now that Doom is almost out?

Did he ever join in the SJW outrage against Overwatch for this?

 

[Reddit Avenger]

You cant just drop this. You have touched greatness and are forever entangled with it. Moviebob is a part of you and you a part of him, for eternity.

I guess if I have to have a lolcow become part of me and vice versa, I could do a whole lot worse.

I mean it could be like ADF or something else terrible, and it's not like Chippy smelled or anything.

 

[Fulda's Gap]

I guess if I have to have a lolcow become part of me and vice versa, I could do a whole lot worse.

I mean it could be like ADF or something else terrible, and it's not like Chippy smelled or anything.

At least you could bully bob into getting you a drink or something.

 

[BreadGod]

Hey Bob, you seem upset.

Spoiler

 

[Count groudon]

Hey Bob, you seem upset.

Spoiler

Bob is living proof that some people are virtually useless.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Hey Bob, you seem upset.

Spoiler

Brad Jones has a Q&A blog, and when I saw this, I immediately thought of his response to this question:

Q: Did you know Sylvester Stallone is supporting Donald Trump? I guess that means you have to hate Stallone now since you like to shit on conservative thinking people whenever you get the chance to.

A: Not true about me, sorry. I have conservative friends, and conservative family members, and I love them as much as my liberal friends and family. There’s also plenty of actors, filmmakers, artists, etc, who have different beliefs than I do, and I still respect them and their work. I’m a very liberal person, but my own beliefs are my own beliefs.

P.S. John Ratzenberger is from Connecticut. At this point, I really doubt Bobby knows what the term "acting" means.