DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Paladin Derich]

Phil looks like a even more retarded aged steven segal I just realised and steven segal is a fucking retard so that says a lot about Phil.

And both dye their hair.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Phil enjoying that washed-up pornstar look, I see.

Well he sorta is a washed up pornstar. That one video didn't kickstart his porn career.
So he's a failed streamer, salesperson and pornstar.

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

Oh he would be Huffelpuff for sure, and he would be that one wierd kid that eat luch in the kitchen instead of in the dining hall to avoid being bulllied by everybody, including the other Huffelpuffs.

 

[ZehnBoat]

phil doesn't appeal to anyone younger than him because he looks like a 60 year old trying too hard to be hip
phil doesn't appeal to anyone older than him because he has nothing to talk about and acts like a bratty 14 year old

he's stuck in a life of begging for money from retards or people wanting to leech off of him

 

[Paladin Derich]

I think Slytherin suits him well. DSP is a scheming faggot who takes advantage of lesser beings and loopholes. He is terrible at it, but a schemer nonetheless. Basically the house buffoon.

I can picture him talking mad shit about other houses, only to be found in the castle walls; trying to evade a Gryffindor beat-down.

Think FGC, but Hogwarts.

 

[Crab Couch Choochoo]

And we can add to that, in the VERY unlikely event he has actually attracted a new viewer he now takes a several days long break from the game because corporate WILL NOT let him adjust the schedule™.

By the time he resumes the game, most streamer will be in the endgame if not done with the game. I stand by my guess that we get the buyin/bitching chat out for forcing him to buy the super duper edition by stream 3.

Isn't that the best part about it all, even if he ever get a lucky brain his "schedule[tm]" makes it impossible to keep the success.
No matter what he does, he finds a way to fuck it up.

 

[Chernabog3000]

or an educational pamphlet for children on stranger danger

Not necessary. Phil has a face that brings out evolutionary defense mechanisms. Like a cat spooked by a pickle. Parents and children see the guys face and self preservation kicks in. Except inside of fight or flight, it's point, laughe, ridicule. While sticks and stones won't break his bones, calling him a pedophile makes his wife cry. He will retreat to the comfort of the snort fort to coddle her, your children spared.

 

[Whaler]

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

Alcoholics Anonymous or some kind of Rehab for his wild spending and gambling addiction.

 

[Gout]

In typical DSP fashion, he doesn't stream the second day Hogwarts Legacy is out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

In typical DSP fashion, he doesn't stream the second day Hogwarts Legacy is out.

Hey, who are we to argue with a mature adult with a business degree?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Bold of anyone to think he'd go to one of the Houses, maybe chained in Hagrid's shack in the middle of the woods.

Deceitful by nature, a rare breed of troll that feeds on canned tomatoes, sugar, and loves to gamble if given the opportunity.

 

[Dragoonism]

I'm just curious about a thing!

Wouldn't that require him to be creative for once?

 

[Malcolm Tucker]

In typical DSP fashion, he doesn't stream the second day Hogwarts Legacy is out.

It's even funnier considering he paid extra to play the game early, completely abandoning his "moral code" only to skip an entire day.

Surely a Roman Catholic such as Phil would be able to be patient and wait 1 whole extra day before he plays it.

 

[Soy Dora]

I'm just curious about a thing!
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Wouldn't that require him to be creative for once?

I for one am super excited for the completely original never before seen react content. I'm sure it'll be some technicality he will use to say he's never done "this kind" of reacting. The real question is what is he going to be reacting too?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm just curious about a thing!
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Wouldn't that require him to be creative for once?

Not when it's his usual false advertising. Speaking of advertising, at least someone fixed his google search result:

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

If there's one thing about Phil that I enjoy unironically, it's his signature combo of stubborness and egotism, because at the end of the day if you ask "How did we get here?" the answer is because piggy won't listen to basic feedback. Detractors mock the hell out of the roach on a daily basis and he refuses to take away anything from it.

Stream the new game on the second day of release?
Stop posting cringeworthy ridiculous selfies of yourself?
Go see a doctor?
Stop being a constant fuck up?

Bhanned,
Bhanned,
Bhanned...
and gone FOREVER!
This is how I can honestly point and laugh at him without any pity or regret because he really is a clown that keeps doing it to himself. The lazy part doesn't interest me nearly as much as when he has it rough because of his own doing.

Let me put it in a way you can understand, pigroach: It's like doing "feasting with the dipshit" every day and every day you choose to eat a big stinking shit. People laugh at your pathetic ass and rightfully point out how you shouldn't be doing it and instead on reflecting on this and thinking how to maybe prevent embarassment in the future by not eating shit anymore, you just turn around and go: "Nuh-uh you're the stupid ones for not understanding just how robust and flavorful this turd really is! Eating doody is what makes me unique and meaningful and I'll keep doing it until the day I die!"

Bon appetit, faggot! Cause you're way past being capable of change.

 

[Phil's Oddly Shaped Head]

Lol. Most people of his vintage put on that hat and look like bloke in pub. Why does he look like an obnoxiously gay landlord

 

[Dragoonism]

I for one am super excited for the completely original never before seen react content. I'm sure it'll be some technicality he will use to say he's never done "this kind" of reacting. The real question is what is he going to be reacting too?

Im expecting it to be something 10 000+ other streamers did 5+ years ago and he thinks that everyone have forgotten so he can call it something completely new.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I'm just curious about a thing!
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Wouldn't that require him to be creative for once?

I wonder what that "orignal" content could be. Was about to suggest a poll for it, but is it even worth it?

If it's not an edit by someone else, maybe it's related with interviewing or talking about news. I had a thought of what it could be before watching one of the recaps, but now I'm second guessing about posting it, because I'm not giving him ideas.

In one of the videos he mentions diversifying, this "big project" sounds like a first step to help him cater to an entire different audience, while not making the full step towards a politics talkshow/podcast.
But also sounds like it could involve the audience, since he mentions "When are we doing it?" (like the fans asking), what do you think? (for whoever that wants to answer)

 

[grump]

Realistically speaking what house would Phil be sorted into? Gryffindor and Ravenclaw are out because he is neither brave nor intelligent. You could say he might fit in Slytherin but if he would he'd be that fat retard that followed Malfoy around and died in Deathly Hallows. I have to say he'd end up sorted into Hufflepuff where all the rejects go, because if he was a Slytherin he'd get his ass bullied out of the school.

None of the above. He would be rejected by Hogwarts and then years later go on a massive rant how school is a scam, the MoM are fucking idiots, and how despite being a far more talented wizard than those who got in, he was rejected due to both nepotism for rich Pure Bloods and affirmative action for Muggleborns.

 

[Comma]

I've only just realised RTU's Dad actually appeared in Rich's latest video, and they look the same age

19:14 onwards

I don't watch or follow RTU because I find him annoying as fuck, but I had a legit WTF-moment just now when I saw he has a fake bird on his desk named "Mister Burdnell" (Birdnell?).

Not sure whether I should laugh or cry...