Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Someone posted this on the other forums:

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Piggy spent $39 on his sow for Valentines Day. He only got her this because it was 40% off.
 
Nothing so extreme as a Dishonorable. That involves a general court martial, the highest level, and is for serious felonies like rape or murder. Not only would the crime not fit the bill, but they wouldn't waste a court martial on a recruit who was just washing out. You'd get a entry level discharge. It's like you never enlisted. I can't say for certain that just being a defiant prick will get you out that way as I never saw it and I suspect falling off a tower at the obstacle course and getting hurt would be quicker. I don't know exactly how it works with med platoon, but some choose to stay in and get recycled, some get out even if the injury wasn't too debilitating.
If you injure yourself in training, you are staying in until the injury is fully healed (or at least as much as it is ever going to heal). I met a guy who had a spinal injury in training who was in for 6 months and expected to be in for another 6 more. He was permanently crippled by it, so he definitely wasn't going back to training, but they kept him in anyway. I think that they are worried that if they let people out before they are all healed up, they'll injure themselves (or pretend to injure themselves) further on the outside and put the government on the hook for it.
 
Perhaps someone posting clips of his "contribution" to the bigfoot show lately got to him, so now he has to overcompensate
What (pedophile) strings does this weirdo have that gets him gigs on these "I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens" shows on shit-tier TV?

It's just weird. I know these shows are desperate for anyone to fill out their content, but I remember them having higher standards in the past. Who is the idiot who says "yeah we should definitely get that Milwaukee child murderer again?" Who does that?
I knew I knew Fagtrix from somewhere...
Quit calling out @My Name is Mud.
 
UK also uses four points.
if so, that's a new development - it certainly wasn't the case when I left high school 21 years ago
the main determinant for university/college admission is the UCAS tariff, which covers both academic and vocational post-16 education
the maximum score was 360 on the old system, which has since been recalibrated (education ministers love to bugger about with things)
 
The stupidest people always crow the loudest about how smart they are.

I may know shit about space microwaves, but I have learned in my waaaaaay too long life that this is true.


I'm not an expert at romancing THE LADIES, but where I am from this is a shit-tier, loser gift for the person you are fucking, even if it's just some bar hag and not your wife. Get some fucking game, Patty, you fucking dugong.
 
I'm not an expert at romancing THE LADIES, but where I am from this is a shit-tier, loser gift for the person you are fucking, even if it's just some bar hag and not your wife. Get some fucking game, Patty, you fucking dugong.
Remember: Ol' Pork Squeeler has already abandoned a daughter and lost a wife through his own inadequacy. At this point you gotta treat him with women like DSP is to video games.
 
If you injure yourself in training, you are staying in until the injury is fully healed (or at least as much as it is ever going to heal). I met a guy who had a spinal injury in training who was in for 6 months and expected to be in for another 6 more. He was permanently crippled by it, so he definitely wasn't going back to training, but they kept him in anyway. I think that they are worried that if they let people out before they are all healed up, they'll injure themselves (or pretend to injure themselves) further on the outside and put the government on the hook for it.
In Greece (mandatory service) they are scared shitless of you getting injured, cause then you can sue them, and I assume in America that an even greater concern cause you sue each other all the fucking time.
Fatrick is a prime example.

We also had a bunch of retards who needed dental work and didn't wanna pay for it so they waited till they enlisted for the army to fix them for free. Then COVID happened, they stopped basic dental procedures and I was hooking them up with mephainamic acid for months so they could stand the pain.
It's as if the universe will punish you for being a disgusting dipshit.
Fatrick is a prime example.
 
if so, that's a new development - it certainly wasn't the case when I left high school 21 years ago
the main determinant for university/college admission is the UCAS tariff, which covers both academic and vocational post-16 education
the maximum score was 360 on the old system, which has since been recalibrated (education ministers love to bugger about with things)
I got that from an American site so they're probably wrong, that or they converted it for North American students to go there for University, which is more likely. I think they use GCSE now? Which is a 9 point system according to another site. North Ireland and Wales apparently uses an older system (The fuck does G stand for?). I could contact lulzkiller and see what it's like now since he's still in school. Apparently a 70% is considered an A there. If so Patrick could have been an A student in some subjects if he lived there. Why anyone would want to live in the UK to go to school is beyond me though. I passed on a chance to go to Edinborough because the UK is an expensive shithole.
 
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What (pedophile) strings does this weirdo have that gets him gigs on these "I'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens" shows on shit-tier TV?
It's one of the perks of being a highly successful science fiction author who's never busy writing or promoting his next book.
 
In Greece (mandatory service) they are scared shitless of you getting injured, cause then you can sue them, and I assume in America that an even greater concern cause you sue each other all the fucking time.
Active duty cannot sue the government in the US. You give up that right. There is some kind of way to file a negligence claim through the government itself as an alternative. No idea how it works. I didn't even know about it while I was in. Families of course sue over deceased servicemembers because of training accidents and you can file lawsuits after discharge. The most recent big profile suit being over the decades long water contamination at Camp Lejeune for instance. Doubt any court is going to give a shit about injuries sustained during normal training without some kind of gross negligence. Guys getting broken bones, dislocated joints, and like isn't a regular thing, but it's hardly uncommon in the infantry at least.
 
I got that from an American site so they're probably wrong, that or they converted it for North American students to go there for University, which is more likely. I think they use GCSE now? Which is a 9 point system according to another site. North Ireland and Wales apparently uses an older system (The fuck does G stand for?). I could contact lulzkiller and see what it's like now since he's still in school. Apparently a 70% is considered an A there. If so Patrick could have been an A student in some subjects if he lived there. Why anyone would want to live in the UK to go to school is beyond me though. I passed on a chance to go to Edinborough because the UK is an expensive shithole.
GCSEs have been in place since the mid-80s, are pre-16 education and count for somewhere between fuck and all as far as college/university is concerned
when I did them there were no preset grade boundaries (IIRC the passing grade for maths was ridiculously low, something like 21%, so that the government wouldn't be embarrassed by the fact the vast majority of high-school pupils had no fucking clue how to pass it) but as I said, my knowledge of the education system is 20+ years out of date, and it's almost certainly been turned upside down since then
 
GCSEs have been in place since the mid-80s, are pre-16 education and count for somewhere between fuck and all as far as college/university is concerned
when I did them there were no preset grade boundaries (IIRC the passing grade for maths was ridiculously low, something like 21%, so that the government wouldn't be embarrassed by the fact the vast majority of high-school pupils had no fucking clue how to pass it) but as I said, my knowledge of the education system is 20+ years out of date, and it's almost certainly been turned upside down since then
Things were apparently changed in 2018 from what I understand.
Following the completion of compulsory education, British students must undertake their GCSE exams to assess their learning progress up to that stage. There are two GCSE grading systems applied in the UK. As of 2018, GCSE grades in England are indicated by numbers from 1 to 9. On the other hand, in the old GCSE system used in Wales and Northern Ireland students’ achievement is evaluated using a letter grading scale from A* to G.

70% for an A is really fucking low.
 
I generally see the lower thresholds in UK grading justified by the fact that the exams are harder. Very little to no multiple choice, that kind of thing. (Correct me if I'm wrong but my impression from media and a brief flirtation with the Fulbright scholarship as an option for my bachelor's is that multiple choice is way more common on your tests.)

That is to say, even with the lower thresholds I honestly think Pat's GPA would be worse if he'd sat his exams in the UK or Europe rather than through the comparatively "easier" US system, lmao. I could see half that 1.2 GPA being owed to a game of statistics from blindly circling the right answer.
 
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