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This "cocaine(?) addiction" excuse seems like a convenient excuse for Keffals and for everyone who followed him up to this point.

Keffals can claim that any recent behavior that the mob has taken issue with is because of his "addiction" and not because he has always been a vindictive edgelord who spews offensive shit daily.

The people who previously supported Keffals can act like he has "changed" because of his "addiction" when he has always been this exact same piece of shit. They can justify their previous support because Keffals was "different" before his "addiction." When in reality, nothing has changed. They just ignored the hundreds of red flags surrounding Lucas because they're retarded and because he was going after people they didn't like.
 
cant fucking wait until the inevitable wave of dumbasses being like "orghmahgod, Keffals is an addict guys, stop the crusade!!! The addict card has been played and if we carry on criticizing this asshole for being a grifter and things our own ideology tells us should be hypocritical we might, *gasp* come off as Ableist!!!!" (Or whatever word of the week theyre using now)

Now that Keffals used the Roseanne Barr defense, the time has come to ask which of those two is more passable as a woman.
 
This Sasha person really decided to drag Keffals and push the "Kiwifarms 2" plot narrative, Ima just sit back and enjoy the Civil Troon War Arc

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Just wanted to jump on the 'another tranny is a confirmed drug addict' that grifted 6 figures off other penis-less men that work sub human wage jobs.

LOLOLOLOL

better than christmas thank you trannys
 
Lucas may be using cocaine. If he is doing so it is in combination with heroin--not at the same time though. I was going to download and edit the relevant video, but at 6+ hours it is too long to download and edit given my spare time at the present. If you watch the video that the below images are taken from you will see that this isn't someone under the influence of cocaine. To me, it appears to be a person on smack.

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Lucas did not have the funds for cocaine addiction and repeated overdoses when he was younger. Cocaine toxicity with fatal and near-fatal consequences is possible[1] but it is not likely to be what Lucas is referring to above. Most people who overdose on cocaine generally take themselves to the emergency department because they can do so, they are conscious and ambulatory and generally don't describe themselves as "almost dying". They are agitated, sweating profusely, in delirium, and tachycardic but don't subjectively feel that they are near death. Certainly, they feel distressed and confused but don't feel that their life is slipping away. The near-death that Lucas is referring to is the loss of consciousness that comes from a heroin overdose. The "phenomenology" or first-person subjective experience of a person experiencing a cocaine overdose is "I am losing my mind". That of the person's experiencing a heroin overdose is "I am going to die", just before slipping out of consciousness. The sentiment that comes with post-naloxone revival of the person that had overdosed on heroin is "I almost died."

We don't need to speculate, Lucas tells us himself.

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By "hospital heroin" Lucas means pharmacological heroin--that comes in vials and ampoules used for anesthesia--
Pretty sure he’s full of shit here.

Pharmaceutical heroin, diacetylmorphine, is only available in BC, where they did a trial with handing it out to irredeemable junkies.

(Ironically, quite a few of the junkies who got pharmaceutical heroin diverted it for resale to buy street heroin instead, since the pharmaceutical stuff didn’t deliver a good enough high. Street heroin, even the good, relatively pure stuff, is usually full of a plethora of opiates like thebaine and morphine that are byproducts of the synthesis. Junkies apparently prefer the high that this cocktail of opiates get them over just diacetylmorphine.)

I strongly doubt that Lucas had access to pharmaceutical heroin that only exists in BC.

If he’s not just outright BSing to out-drug the other druggie, he probably crushed a Dilaudid and sniffed it in a dirty bathroom. And called it “hospital heroin” because Lucas always has to have the last and biggest word.
With his financial windfall, Lucas has gone back to using smack. He has the money--at least for now--to buy cocaine so he probably said to himself, "Why the fuck not?". But this is not a return to what he knows best and prefers most. Judging from his on-stream behavior I suspect he is using cocaine on the comedown from heroin. If he is indeed gambling he is most likely doing so when he is high on heroin. Heroin (and other opioids and opiates) fill you with an unreasonable sense of optimism and simultaneously impair your judgment. Gambling whilst high feels good and sensible.

Lucas doesn't say he is addicted to heroin because heroin addiction has a stigma like no other drug. The term "junkie" is derogatory.
Lucas is old enough to remember that brief period of time in the oughts when heroin was still kinda cool. Heroin chic and all that. Troons love to pose afterall.
 
Now that Keffals used the Roseanne Barr defense, the time has come to ask which of those two is more passable as a woman.
I saw an ad for Roseanne's new comedy special and the first thing I thought was Damn she looks better now than she ever did.

So clearly Roseanne is more fuckable than a dickless man with a rotting fleshtube puffing toxic gas every time he shifts on stream. Also Roseanne is sometimes funny...watch the original show or The Larry Sanders Show when she was on it for proof.

Really at this point the question should be who will kill themselves first Ethan Ralph or Lucas?
 
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Luke has no dick but I can still see a mustache.
 
this is just speculation on my part but part of me wonders if lucas may have also been stealing morphine from his dad seeing as his dad was dying from cancer and they do tend to give morphine to dying people to help ease the pain. if this was true it would explain how he got into heroin later on since im sure he also had plenty of drugs when he was trooning out in thailand or wherever the fuck it was. it would also mean that even if he did go to rehab and get clean his body and mind are already beyond fucked up.

This is very likely. "[H]ospital heroin" in Canada most likely refers to morphine Dilaudid. I edited my original post. Heroin hasn't been used for anesthesia in the USA--and likely Canada--for quite some time. Heroin remains in use for anesthesia in the UK. Rash generalization is always tempting. Heroin is metabolized into morphine once it crosses the blood-brain barrier so referring to it as "hospital heroin" isn't entirely odd.
 
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I saw an ad for Roseanne's new comedy special and the first thing I thought was Damn she looks better now than she ever did.

So clearly Roseanne is more fuckable than a dickless man with a rotting fleshtube puffing toxic gas every time he shifts on stream. Also Roseanne is sometimes funny...watch the original show or The Larry Sanders Show when she was on it for proof.

Really at this point the question should be who will kill themselves first Ethan Ralph or Lucas?
Good question - on the one hand you have a rotting tub of lard that can barely stand on its two legs while the other is a chemical mess with a rotting hole between its legs.

Whatever the case may be, the Scarlet Rot will bloom once more and we will witness true horror.
 
Pretty sure he’s full of shit here.

Pharmaceutical heroin, diacetylmorphine, is only available in BC, where they did a trial with handing it out to irredeemable junkies.

(Ironically, quite a few of the junkies who got pharmaceutical heroin diverted it for resale to buy street heroin instead, since the pharmaceutical stuff didn’t deliver a good enough high. Street heroin, even the good, relatively pure stuff, is usually full of a plethora of opiates like thebaine and morphine that are byproducts of the synthesis. Junkies apparently prefer the high that this cocktail of opiates get them over just diacetylmorphine.)

I strongly doubt that Lucas had access to pharmaceutical heroin that only exists in BC.

If he’s not just outright BSing to out-drug the other druggie, he probably crushed a Dilaudid and sniffed it in a dirty bathroom. And called it “hospital heroin” because Lucas always has to have the last and biggest word.

Lucas is old enough to remember that brief period of time in the oughts when heroin was still kinda cool. Heroin chic and all that. Troons love to pose afterall.

This is very likely. "[H]ospital heroin" in Canada most likely refers to morphine. I edited my original post. Heroin hasn't been used for anesthesia in the USA--and likely Canada--for quite some time. Heroin remains in use for anesthesia in the UK. Rash generalization is always tempting. Heroin is metabolized into morphine once it crosses the blood-brain barrier so referring to it as "hospital heroin" isn't entirely odd.
Guys, "hospital heroin" is commonly used slang for diluadid.
 
Man. Cocaine sure is expensive.

I wonder where he could have ever gotten the money for this?

If only he could have got a large sum of money, probably by falsely labeling it, and used that money for cocaine instead.

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I swear I remember something about that. Surely Lucas wouldn’t do that.
Also interesting that he became addicted "Some time after the swatting attempt" meaning after he grfited the 100K
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How much you want to bet that in 20 years a large amount of homeless drugged out tweakers that you see on the street are all trannies?
The future looks bright, all these hideous “neurodivergent” mutants are going to be a delight once they burn out on social media and are too ugly to show their faces on TikTok.
Necroposting since these abysmal failures reminded me of “I Need Drugs” and how disgusting addiction truly is.
 
This is very likely. "[H]ospital heroin" in Canada most likely refers to morphine. I edited my original post. Heroin hasn't been used for anesthesia in the USA--and likely Canada--for quite some time. Heroin remains in use for anesthesia in the UK. Rash generalization is always tempting. Heroin is metabolized into morphine once it crosses the blood-brain barrier so referring to it as "hospital heroin" isn't entirely odd.

Nah man. If heroin was just a prodrug to morphine, why would anyone become a heroin addict, and why would cartels spend fortunes on sourcing anhydride acid to turn morphine into heroin?

You’re not entirely wrong though. When you take heroin orally, it’s just converted into morphine through first pass metabolism.

When you IV it though, it crosses the blood-brain barrier without any issues, and delivers a better rush than morphine.

Drug sperging aside: I’m like 90% sure that there was no “hospital heroin”. Just Lucas’s chronic desire to be win lame online points.

You tweet about doing drugs? Well, Lucas does MORE drugs!

You tweet about your 5000 LP record collection? Lucas has 8000! And another 5000 in storage!

And on and on.
 
The future looks bright, all these hideous “neurodivergent” mutants are going to be a delight once they burn out on social media and are too ugly to show their faces on TikTok.
Necroposting since these abysmal failures reminded me of “I Need Drugs” and how disgusting addiction truly is.
You could have just used I Need Drugs song, Schizophrenia is off of the Murder Murder Kill Kill EP.
 
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