Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Can someone explain to me why he lives in the basement? surely she has an actual room meant for people. Why live like a troglodyte?!
Most likely reason is that even his own mother can only tolerate him in extremely small doses, she couldnt live in the same house as a manchild raging like a lunatic over arguments on twitter
LMFAO how to kill any interest I might have had for a movie in one tweet.
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3quel. I've gone blind from my eyes rolling back into my head from that. Can anyone confirm about the fighting fascism stuff? Is Bob just projecting his own mental sickness on a generic "we must fight the big bad of the week" plot? The only copies I can find right now are some French cam rip and I don't know if I wanna sit through 2 hours of VHS quality Paul Rudd saying cringe dialogue while punching a computer generated alien.
"we could learn a lot from ants"
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This has me wondering if Bob would advocate a reverse-trail-of-tears for all the PeeOhCee bleks "stuck" in the Red State Wastelands, so that all of them would be sent to Blue State Heaven, where nobody's racist, like ever.
We've seen what happened in Martha's Vineyard.

Another achievement of Biden's stellar international policy.
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Ben Shapiro thinks problem with people's livelihood nowadays is the hyperinflation manufactured by Biden and his cronies. Yet given that livlihood is the least concern of Bobby and co., they focus on Ben's facial hair.
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Mutiny within the NYT Staff Union. Archive of Vanity Fair article.
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I don't think it is a worthwhile exercise to draw a line between journos and "activists"; the pertinent question that any journo-activist should ask herself is: who is paying you, the NYT, or whatever triple-bracket NGO whose view you promote?

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Ron Paul's son is a ophthalmologist and politician. I suspect he is better able to function in civilization than Arkle and Bobby.

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CIPUSA is Caleb Maupin's "think tank". Peter Coffin is affiliated with it.


Because MCU is about ticking all the diversity boxes and ticking off all the right people.
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I don't understanding the reference. Is Nigger A deadnaming Nigger B?

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The doctor doth protest too much.

Another doctor ("Feminist, Cambridge academic") is offended by cartoon.
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It's the lyrics of an Aaron Tippin Song.

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I had some friends who liked living in the basement because they felt like they had more autonomy despite still living at home. It never really appealed to me though.
It's a mancave thing.
 
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Can someone explain to me why he lives in the basement? surely she has an actual room meant for people. Why live like a troglodyte?!
You don't have to worry about disturbing people if you're in the basement, especially if it's a 2 story house. If your parents are trying to sleep while you want to watch the latest MCU product without headphones, you can be a bit louder downstairs than if you're right next to them. Also, basements usually have more room than a bedroom, which Bob needs to store all his Mario figures. Also, you're more out of the way and if you have your own door, it's like you have your own place.

I had some friends who liked living in the basement because they felt like they had more autonomy despite still living at home. It never really appealed to me though.
 
Ben Shapiro thinks problem with people's livelihood nowadays is the hyperinflation manufactured by Biden and his cronies. Yet given that livlihood is the least concern of Bobby and co., they focus on Ben's facial hair.
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Mutiny within the NYT Staff Union. Archive of Vanity Fair article.
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I don't think it is a worthwhile exercise to draw a line between journos and "activists"; the pertinent question that any journo-activist should ask herself is: who is paying you, the NYT, or whatever triple-bracket NGO whose view you promote?
Huh. Given how much the media--TV, Internet, and print--has been cheerleading for Obama, Führer Hillary, and Fuckwit in Chief Biden over the past fifteen years, Moviebob's comment isn't the own Bob thinks it is.



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Ron Paul's son is a ophthalmologist and politician. I suspect he is better able to function in civilization than Arkle and Bobby.
True, dat.
 
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You don't have to worry about disturbing people if you're in the basement, especially if it's a 2 story house. If your parents are trying to sleep while you want to watch the latest MCU product without headphones, you can be a bit louder downstairs than if you're right next to them. Also, basements usually have more room than a bedroom, which Bob needs to store all his Mario figures. Also, you're more out of the way and if you have your own door, it's like you have your own place.

I had some friends who liked living in the basement because they felt like they had more autonomy despite still living at home. It never really appealed to me though.
Having seen Google Street View of that house specifically, it technically has 3 stories. two above ground, and a basement. I suppose if someone went to city hall in Lynn they could get the blueprints for the house and figure out where all the bedrooms are and suss out which one Bob would most likely be parked in. I have a feeling there aren't any bedrooms on the ground floor (in between Basement and Upstairs). I could be mistaken, though.
We've seen what happened in Martha's Vineyard.

Another achievement of Biden's stellar international policy.
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Ben Shapiro thinks problem with people's livelihood nowadays is the hyperinflation manufactured by Biden and his cronies. Yet given that livlihood is the least concern of Bobby and co., they focus on Ben's facial hair.
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I don't understanding the reference. Is Nigger A deadnaming Nigger B?

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It's a mancave thing.
I dunno why Bob thinks his "taps earpiece" bit that he uses periodically is even remotely clever or funny, because it's fucking NOT. It's literal anti-comedy. I think with this specific bit, and this is kind of a stretch but then again so's Bob's alleged thinking process, he's somehow trying to blame drumpf for Vladimir suddenly saying "FUCK YOUR TREATY, IMMA DO WHAT I WANT!"

If Bob thinks for one goddamn minute (HELL, if The Biden Administration thinks for one goddamn minute) that Russia got rid of ANY nukes at all during the Cold War Arms Treaties, or at least got rid of any significant number (maybe a few publicly for show but hide the rest), he's an idiot. If Bob thinks that any treaties between the USA and any given Dictatorship are worth the paper they're printed on, he's a complete fucking crayon-eating sped.
 
I don't understand that either. Does Bobby fancies himself as a special agent or some shit?
I think he's ironically pretending to be a journalist/propagandist who just received an update to the current truth. Then again, I actually have a brain, so I have no way of knowing what this buffoon is thinking.
 
We've seen what happened in Martha's Vineyard.

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Bob holy fuck you absolute brain damaged tard. They are going to not only start nuke building, but rearming their bombers that were made non nuclear capable. That's alot of supersonic targets in the air that can swivel and turn on a dime. If WE don't start doing that, getting the B-1's:
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Our heaviest payload carrying and fastest bombers in inventory, which are in terrible need of maintenance, AND build more nukes to keep pace with Russia AND China, along with building more interceptors, we are fucked. They already snuck a balloon in here dipshit, we are getting danger close to midnight Blob.
Another doctor ("Feminist, Cambridge academic") is offended by cartoon.
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I am just glad South Park's ability to offend has not dulled, it fills me with fucking joy that people like Bob who used to watch the show, and you know he did, have to shun it in the name of the mob.
You don't have to worry about disturbing people if you're in the basement, especially if it's a 2 story house. If your parents are trying to sleep while you want to watch the latest MCU product without headphones, you can be a bit louder downstairs than if you're right next to them. Also, basements usually have more room than a bedroom, which Bob needs to store all his Mario figures. Also, you're more out of the way and if you have your own door, it's like you have your own place.

I had some friends who liked living in the basement because they felt like they had more autonomy despite still living at home. It never really appealed to me though.
A mancave/living in the basement does keep the noise down, so from a practical sense of Bob's constant raging, I'd shove him down there too.
 
Mutiny within the NYT Staff Union. Archive of Vanity Fair article.
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I don't think it is a worthwhile exercise to draw a line between journos and "activists"; the pertinent question that any journo-activist should ask herself is: who is paying you, the NYT, or whatever triple-bracket NGO whose view you promote?
He is so incredibly delusional. Bob, again, thinking that his little hovel in Lynn will somehow be spared when the bullets start flying. I'm sure all those fresh across the border and first gen Mexicans that heavily populate his community are reallllllllllllllly gonna be good allies and care about the integrity and safety of Lynn when shit hits the fan.
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Ron Paul's son is a ophthalmologist and politician. I suspect he is better able to function in civilization than Arkle and Bobby.
Let's compare Brain "The Real Human Arkle" Weber's son wit- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Well let's compare Bob "The Moviebob" Chipmans' son wit- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
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I don't understanding the reference. Is Nigger A deadnaming Nigger B?
Seeing how I gave up an eye to be able to read the retard runes I'll give it my best shot. The joke here is that Clarence is also the name of Clarence Thomas, the Supreme Court judge that Bob would openly call a nigger if he could get away with it. This knowledge Thanos snaps The Falcon into oblivion, just like Bob would do to Clarence Thomas.
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No. No it's fucking not. Almost every episode the "proudly ignorant yokels" are shown to be either just that, idiots who are easily led by the nose by any scam, or the flat out villains. This is so incredibly wrong and I don't think that Bob is unaware. Bob is lying because he hates South Park. For any new and fresh Bobologists or anyone looking through this archive you wanna know how not mad he is? Enjoy this literal wall of text, penned at the end of season 19 which introduced PC Principal, of him being a passive aggressive and salty bastard.
Let me first stipulate the following to be true, as I see it:

  • South Park is one of the funniest television shows ever created and arguably among the most culturally-significant.
  • Trey Parker and Matt Stone are two of the most gifted comedy writers, in any medium, of their generation.
  • Both the series and its creators would deservedly retain their pop-immortality even if neither entity were to produce a single work of further note (however unlikely that appears to be.)
  • Anyone over the age of 30 writing on the subject of popular-culture in 2015 who declares something else to be “old” is all but certainly asking for at least 1/3rd of whatever they get.
That having been said…

If Trey Parker, Matt Stone and South Park have always better than almost anyone in the business at exactly one thing, it’s preventative self-defense: Few other creators are as consistently reflective enough to anticipate almost any criticism of their work and bake sly inoculative retorts directly into the batter. This is, after all, the same series and creative team that structured their (thus far) sole theatrical outing, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, around the conceit of a busybody helicopter mom unwittingly unleashing an Apocalyptic war with Canada over fury at her son being admitted to an R-rated animated film.

So it was both unsurprising but also a bit worrying when the series’ fifteenth season’s penultimate episode arrived with the title “You’re Getting Old,” telling a story that felt as nakedly autobiographical as any before (which is saying something!) in which Stan Marsh (Parker) finds himself in a state of agonizing depression after being struck with an age-related malady leaving him unable to enjoy any of the hobbies, music, movies or even personal-relationships that once brought him joy. Despite poor Stan’s illness being framed in terms of perceiving a world literally morphing into feces (this is still South Park, after all) it was as sad a half hour of TV as ever produced; and that was before Stevie Nicks’ “Landslide” queued up over a pointedly punchline-free finale. To twist the knife further, the storyline’s subsequent concluding episode (“Ass Burgers”) teased the possibility of positive personal-growth from the experience… only to rip it away with a comedically-slapdash hard-reset to zero and a stinging final jab, implying that Stan’s continued “in character” participation in classic-style Park shenanigans with his friends from there on out was to be possible only through drinking himself into a stupor first.

Dark, sure, but also slyly utilitarian: Let no one dare say that any subsequent season carry a sense of creative fatigue or the appearance of going through the motions, lest Parker and Stone (or their legions of fans/defenders) banish you to their Island of Human Punchlines with Barbara Streisand and the Church of Scientology; no doubt cackling all the way. “Ha ha! No duh, genius! We told you that way back in Season 15!”

So it was with an ever-optimistic sense of “maybe they’re building to something I just don’t see yet” that I watched as the show’s most recent season (its nineteenth, i.e. four years out from “You’re Getting Old,” for those keeping track) play out with something feeling consistently… “off.” To be sure, the laughs were still to be had and the craftsmanship was as impeccable (and consistently-evolving) as ever. But there was a sense permeating the air that something in the chemistry – or perhaps the ingredients? – had changed; and as the season-long storyline charged toward its climax (South Park is the latest series to embrace the binge-friendly format of longform episode-to-episode continuity) and a consistent tone, theme and choice of targets began to coalesce in hindsight I could finally give it a name:

Old. The characters, the creators (speaking through them,) the philosophy, the voice of the show suddenly sounds so very, very old.

South Park hit the popular culture in 1997 with the kind of out-of-nowhere impact that nothing can really have anymore, at the last moment in history when “everyone” (at least as defined in terms of Western TV viewership) would find out about a new piece of media all at once. Whereas today even the most obscure talent can accrue a legion of followers via the internet before finally spilling into the world’s livingroom, what became South Park was only ever a crudely-animated video Christmas card from a pair of malcontent Midwestern comedians being passed around Hollywood by this or that insider (early fans included George Clooney) until Comedy Central – seeking to radically rebrand itself away from a clearing-house for standup-boom overflow and quirky fare like the (then) recently-departed Mystery Science Theater 3000 – took a huge chance on a series order. And while history will undoubtedly remember Jon Stewart’s retooled Daily Show (arriving two years later in ’99) as the network’s most lasting and important contribution to the culture, for a minute there Parker and Stone’s foul-mouthed quartet were the face of new wave in TV comedy.

The show seemed to stumble into greater relevance somewhat by accident. It wasn’t the first animated series to work “blue” or to come under fire for it (even The Simpsons, which feels about as “edgy” as Spongebob at this point, earned protests back in the day) but it felt like the first one to truly lean-into the criticism and thrive as a result. Parker and Stone may have begun with a punk rock mandate to enrage as many as possible, up to an including their own fans (early-adopters scratched their heads at an episode that dropped the scatology for an extended Godzilla/Ultraman pastiche and shocked the creators themselves by not finding it hilarious to have been denied an answer to the question of Eric Cartman’s parentage) but when push came to shove it turned out the duo had a lot to say about politics, media and the culture.

Deviously, since they often said so in the voices of precocious cartoon children, their words were invested with a cutting sense of immediacy: No matter what Parker and Stone had to say, it sounded fresh, new and doubly-transgressive so long as it was coming out of Stan, Kyle, Cartman or Kenny – a nifty trick of the medium not deployed so effectively since Charlie Brown singlehandedly collapsed the aluminum Christmas tree industry, and one that South Park used so cannily for so long that having done so is yet another mark in the series’ favor and further testament to its creators’ skill. It also helped that their other skills included maintaining a Herculean turnaround-time in production and a willingness to remain truly engaged with the culture they were commenting on; debuting episodes about “World of Warcraft,” Game of Thrones, Pokemon and even the election of Barack Obama at their discussion-worthy high points.

But all things eventually recede, and in retrospect it seems almost appropriate that I’d get the sense that mortality had finally come to South Park at the tail end of the same year that also saw Comedy Central’s (by now) more iconic fixtures, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, bring down the curtain on tenures that defined an entire generation of American political comedy if not politics, period. The difference, though, was that Stewart’s Daily Show and The Colbert Report came to an end by their creators own hands – and in acknowledgment that they’d said their piece and it was time to move on. By contrast, what was ultimately so disquieting about this season of South Park was how uncharacteristically non-introspective it seemed to be. Not only did Parker and Stone’s avatars, so much more than ever before, sound like angry old(er) men shouting back at a world passing by; they seemed for the first time ever to be striding ahead completely unaware of it.

For those who didn’t watch (or only peeked,) the season’s episodes were structured around an elaborate conspiracy storyline wherein newly-sentient internet advertisements attempted a They Live-style covert takeover of society, starting in South Park, Colorado. The tendrils of the conspiracy manifested in a variety of seemingly-unrelated ways, from construction of a Whole Foods to the gentrification of the town to the popularity of a subgenre of Japanese fan-art depicting same-sex relationships among male cartoon characters (because this is, again, still South Park;) but by far the most prominent was the arrival of a new major antagonist in the form of “PC Principal,” a school administrator who approached a zealous commitment to a laundry list of social-justice causes with an incongruous bullying macho bravado befitting his stereotypical frat-rat character design. In what will probably go down as the season’s signature episode, PC Principal’s attempt to establish criticism-free “safe spaces” for everyone in town gave rise to a personification of “Reality” in the form of a sneering silent movie villain, who berated the townspeople (but, really, the audience) not confronting the supposed facts of daily life – or, in his words, “Well, I’m sorry the world isn’t one big liberal arts campus!”

PC Principal, of course, made an apparent face-turn to the side of good in the season’s strange, rushed-feeling finale. And some of the season’s other attention-grabbing topical bugbears (police shootings, Donald Trump, Caitlyn Jenner) likely would’ve been targets for South Park even without some sort of unifying season-long theme, with Parker and Stone having always taken particular glee in tweaking the nose of topical progressive causes, particularly those embraced by their reflexively-liberal Hollywood peers. But the inclusion of yaoi (male/male romance) fan-art as the main plot-point of an entire episode (“Tweak x Craig”) helped to crystallize, for me, a theme within the theme: namely that this wasn’t simply South Park returning to Team America: World Police’s well of sneering-back at the smug side of pop-progressivism, but more pointedly two of the leading voices of Generation X comedy taking in the increasing cultural-prominence of Millennials and finally, in exasperation and with an almost suspicious lack of self-awareness, demanding to know, well… “What’s the matter with kids today!?”

Yaoi, of course, is an established art and literary subgenre with a long and complex history in its native Japan, but it’s popularity has come to the West mainly in the form of online fan-art and exploded in recent years on the social-media platform Tumblr, a fact which feels like the key to the whole season if you’re as familiar with internet-activism culture as Parker and Stone clearly are (the platform has played a part in prior episodes of the series.) Moreso than Facebook and Twitter, Tumblr’s reputation has become that of a rallying-point for socially-conscious Millennials, particularly around social-justice subjects like race and gender politics (fairly or not, it’s often framed as the left-of-center opposite to older libertarian/right-leaning platforms like Reddit and 4chan) which Tumblr users often promote via a mutually-supportive meme-sharing culture that thrives particularly at the intersection of politics and pop-culture where South Park once reigned supreme: In 2005, it was amazing that Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny could turn every snarky college kid into an anti-Scientology whistleblower in a single broadcast, but fifteen years later it’s Tumblr that can mass-anoint the latest Disney Princess an LGBT icon halfway through the first trailer – with both phenomena sharing only the occasionally-overzealous righteousness of their advocates.

In online-adjacent spaces, Tumblr often stands in as a rhetorical punching-bag for everyone from outright hate-groups (think the “GamerGate” harassment campaign, or the various arms of Breitbart and Stormfront) to more reasoned blowback from aging Boomer and Gen-X comedians like Jerry Seinfeld (or Chris Rock) bracing at criticism about offensive jokes from “politically correct” Millennial audiences. PC Principal, of course, is a blunt personification of the former, a literal “PC bully” inflicting aggressive punishment on anyone who dares speak or think out of step with an ever-changing ideological purity; what innumerable hand-wringing thinkpieces have dubbed the “outrage culture.”

All of this, especially the spinning of inbound-criticism into a caricatured villain, is the stuff classic South Park has previously been made of, but this time there’s a palpable lack of actual connective tissue between the disparate elements (a late-arriving moral about politically-correct speech being “gentrification, but for language” lands with a bizarre, impotent thud in the finale) which is, quite frankly, shocking coming from creators who once turned their rivalry with Family Guy into an occasion to examine freedom of expression vis-a-vi religious parody in the post-9/11 era. Parker and Stone are hardly bulletproof and Park has stumbled plenty before, but the spectacle of a series that rewrote the book on staying evergreen and engaged with the culture it satirized seemingly devoting an entire season to scoffing at the concerns of the rising generation without any accompanying self-appraisal was utterly puzzling – particularly since the self-defense was still there, with PC Principal’s first scene being a monologue about how the town’s (read: the series’) behavior was “stuck in a time warp.”

That’s not to say that South Park (or any other series) has some kind of obligation to keep current with the generational or political winds. Indeed, the show (and its creators’) eagerness to prod the left and right with equal vigor has always been part of its signature. It’s easy to forget, but when the series landed right in the midst of the Clinton 90s (the decade where “political correctness” first became a mainstream phrase) seeing a comedy show with actual youth-culture street cred fire volleys at environmentalism, the “tolerance” push and other progressive-perennials Gen-Xers had been receiving as default-positives from Sesame Street right up through Friends was part of what made it feel exciting and different. It’s also what won the series a (then) unlikely following on the right-wing, with columnist Andrew Sullivan dubbing circa-2001 young conservatives “South Park Republicans” to the chagrin of the creators; who steadfastly insisted that they (and the show) had staked their claim squarely in the middle: on the South Park moral spectrum, the military/industrial right and the do-gooder left are equal antagonists of the “little guy” who was likely doing just fine until they started bothering him.

Of all the personal fixations and grievances that Parker and Stone contributed to South Park’s foundational DNA, that particular outlook is perhaps the most quintessentially demonstrative of their upbringing in the American Midwest, a region given to seeing itself as caught between the battles of clashing cultural-behemoths; be it the Republican South versus Democrat coasts or merely New York verus Los Angeles as economic power-centers. But it’s also a universally-comforting notion, since almost everyone would like to think of themselves as the normal, sensible person beset on all fronts by absurd extremes – and who, after all, doesn’t prefer stability (their own, at least) to chaos and upheaval? When a protest-march shuts down a city block, South Park’s first instinct is to look past the activists and their enemy to cast sympathy with the folks who didn’t ask to be involved but are now late for work all the same.

But the absolute middle is as much a fantasy as the existence of “pure” good or evil, and the problem with “leave me alone” as a philosophical ideal (whether for a cartoon show or a human life) is that you can’t resist upheaval without also upholding the status-quo. And in an era where “change” itself (changes in demographics, changes in society, changes in acceptable language, etc) is often at the forefront of our most divisive discussions, being reflexively anti-upheaval (regardless of the reason) is very much taking a side no matter how much one insists otherwise. This is tricky terrain for any work of satire where immediacy is part of the brand: It gets increasingly hard to be a rock star when you’re the one asking for the music to be turned down.

That’s precisely the predicament where Parker, Stone and South Park have now found themselves, in my estimation: It took a while, but they seem to have crossed the point where their dual central-sympathies – their own self-righteousness and the righteousness of put-upon “little guys” – are no longer one and the same. South Park is The Establishment at this point, and the little guys in perpetual danger of being trampled increasingly look less like the middle-age Generation-Xers who created it and more like the aggrieved rainbow of dissidents making noise on the likes of Tumblr (or out in the streets, for that matter.) And Season 19, by the end, felt like nothing so much as the creators gnashing their teeth at ascendant Millennials moments after the realization of this finally smacked them in the face. “Hmph! You kids today with your hula-hoops and your social justice!”

On the one hand, there’s no rule that says edgy humor is the sole province of the under-30 set: witness the aforementioned Jon Stewart’s career-defining metamorphosis from snarky MTV fixture to the sarcastic gray-haired political conscience of a nation for proof of that. But while it’s entirely possible for comedy (and comedians) to survive or even thrive as in the form of an ever-aging grownup grousing about “kids today,” it’s unclear exactly how South Park would do so. Unlike The Simpsons, which gradually pivoted focus from Bart to Homer in transition from trendy-troublemaker to cultural-landmark stature, Park feels permanently wed to the Main Four as central figures. Family Guy navigated similar longevity-pains (your mileage may vary on their success at such) by allowing creator Seth McFarlane’s self-insert character, Brian, to shift organically from being the moral-center of the series to a narcissistic, out-of-touch grump that nobody likes; but “You’re Getting Old” already took Park’s version of that kind of character-shift to the logical extreme and back again.

On the other hand, not every act stays potent in advancing age. Once upon a time, Dennis Miller was political comedy’s pre-Jon Stewart icon; a human-thesaurus motormouth whose snarky takes on current-events made his HBO series a kind of proto-Daily Show. But the march of time (and a self-admitted life-altering reaction to 9/11) took his comedy in an angrier, more conservative direction; and to the degree that he’s known at all today it’s for a right-wing talk radio show (recently concluded) and a recurring guest spot on The O’Reilly Factor – a fate far-removed from what the fans who once regarded him as the “thinking man’s” stand-up hero. Granted, it’s unlikely anything so extreme awaits the maestros of South Park (for one thing, they’ve already established a second mega-successful career as blockbuster Broadway musical creators,) but the gap between Miller’s full-throated embrace of Bush-era neoconservativism to the bafflement of his Gen-X fanbase and Parker and Stone’s grumpy cynicism about “Tumblr Generation”-embraced causes like transgender issues feels less and less vast every day; and the spectre of Miller’s fall hangs over every comic who wakes up one day to find themselves as the Old Man when just yesterday they were still the children he’s about to order off the lawn.

The final irony, though, and the one which makes South Park’s Season 19 pivot feel all the more askew, is the particularities of just what about Millennial social-consciousness, Tumblr-activism, “outrage culture” and the rest seems to bother Parker and Stone so much. The grievances bubbling under the season’s narrative-surface are familiar to anyone whose endured a wave or three of Internet blowback against “SJWs” (“Social Justice Warriors”): They’re too angry. They’re never satisfied. They “shoot” first and ask questions later. They demand ideological purity. They don’t respect procedure, or tenure, or institutions. They rant and rave and rage, treat pop-culture alternately like a toybox or target-range and won’t take “that’s not how it’s done” for an answer. They, effectively, act like indignant, infuriated adolescents too charged up at discovering a new power to shape the cultural conversation to bother wielding it any measure of responsibility.

That reminds me of somebody I used to know. Somebody who reacted to worries about how to tell jokes post-9/11 with “Watch us.” Somebody who wasn’t simply unafraid but eager to “call out” everyone from Michael Moore to Christopher Reeve to Tom Cruise. Somebody who’s response to professional-betrayal by a colleague was an eye-poppingly combative “Fine, go – but we’re gonna turn your character into a brainwashed child-molester and then kill him.” Somebody who saw the value in being loud, angry and tactless where it concerned getting one’s point across, and who didn’t merely invite the condescension and hand-wringing of the older generation but actually reveled in it. Sound like anyone you used to know, Stan? Or you, Kyle?

There’s no such thing, as Trey Parker and Matt Stone have always been all too eager to remind us, as an unacceptable target when it comes to satire. But choice and timing of targets can reveal a lot about those picking them, and in turning the full measure of its guns (an entire season of television) on perceived cornerstones of Millennial culture and, implicitly, on Millennials as a generational-class themselves, South Park would appear to have completed its transition from rebellious “angry kid” firebrand raging at every hint of authority to established, dug-in angry old man shaking a fist at the generation rising up behind it. And while South Park has endured and made fools of its critics before, it’s hard to imagine how you pull out of this particular trajectory when your “brand” has always been blunt-honesty at all costs.

“You’re Getting Old,” indeed.
My favorite part is when the ageing hipster tries to define and explain yaoi. You should take a gander at the comments section to see how people appreciative they are of his insight.
I dunno why Bob thinks his "taps earpiece" bit that he uses periodically is even remotely clever or funny, because it's fucking NOT.
I don't understand that either. Does Bobby fancies himself as a special agent or some shit?
I think he's ironically pretending to be a journalist/propagandist who just received an update to the current truth. Then again, I actually have a brain, so I have no way of knowing what this buffoon is thinking.
I with @Sexy Senior Citizen on this one. He's done this multiple times and it always follows the same format:

Boring diatribe that's a blatant strawman
*taps earpiece*
disbelief or pained acceptance that the strawman he created is wrong

I believe that this particular joke is either supposed to make Tracey look like and idiot because ACKSHOOOOOOLEE Biden is not in charge of Russia OR seeing how it looks like the last thing he was about to say was "That was a ba-(d move or play I'm assuming)" that it's ACTUALLY a good thing because now we can create a new arsenal of nuke weapons and wipe all the bullies off the face of the Earth! I believe it's the former but latter is compelling because I could believe that Bob would want us to go back to 80's style politics and cold war in the most desperate attempt to go back to his childhood, with the swing set still standing, with the family dog still alive, with Miyamoto there in a breast plate of righteousness beating up the bad guys.
 
@Ralph Barnhardt Semper fi for that South Park monologue you crazy bastard. Maybe they'll get back on track, maybe not, but it's still good to see some of the jokes still hit.

Its intriguing to see the divide in the NY times, guess even Journoscum can have enough and realize they're supposed to report the news, not make it. Of course Bob calls them villains when they're risking their jobs for transparency.
 
Sayeth @Ralph Barnhardt:

Enjoy this literal wall of text, penned at the end of season 19 which introduced PC Principal, of him being a passive aggressive and salty bastard.

3500+ words, 10 pages or so of just endless blithering. So many needless words, so much tortured phrasing, so many misused hyphens. Bob has always been a horrific writer; I am amazed he just never seems to improve.
 
Bob screams so much about people being obsolete that he doesn't realize that you can easily make a YouTube channel as an AI movie reviewer and get more views than him. Just make sure it's an anime girl.
Chat GBT would put way more heart into the reviews, saying nothing of the tweets. It would probably talk about genocide better, actually convince a few people lol!
 
@Ralph Barnhardt Semper fi for that South Park monologue you crazy bastard. Maybe they'll get back on track, maybe not, but it's still good to see some of the jokes still hit.
I only found that because I remembered seeing a side character in South Park that looked suspiciously like Bob. I thought that it was something that Trey and Matt snuck in but I was wrong. Fortunately for us some beautiful bastard from 7 years ago archived Bob's blogpost and archived it on Kotaku in Action for me to find today. I say fortunately because Bob DFE'd his whole blog, almost a decade of writing, a year or two ago when someone pointed out something problematic.
Its intriguing to see the divide in the NY times, guess even Journoscum can have enough and realize they're supposed to report the news, not make it. Of course Bob calls them villains when they're risking their jobs for transparency.
It is curious given how much shitty reporting there is. Maybe a lot of the pressure to write absolute drivel comes from the top?
 
I only found that because I remembered seeing a side character in South Park that looked suspiciously like Bob. I thought that it was something that Trey and Matt snuck in but I was wrong. Fortunately for us some beautiful bastard from 7 years ago archived Bob's blogpost and archived it on Kotaku in Action for me to find today. I say fortunately because Bob DFE'd his whole blog, almost a decade of writing, a year or two ago when someone pointed out something problematic.

It is curious given how much shitty reporting there is. Maybe a lot of the pressure to write absolute drivel comes from the top?
I would imagine a lot of the bullshit you see comes from the editors. The articles are always written like they don't give a shit, it would make sense if they actually didn't. Remember the Editors can fire them at the drop of a hat.
 
Calling the Divine Comedy fanfiction is funny like exactly one time when you're a teenager. It's one of the greatest epic poems in human history you uncultured retard. Denigrating a great work of literature just because you need to defend modern mass appeal sludge is pathetic.
Let's see him call the Quran fanfiction...

Bob actually believes this.
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I don't even know how to get base enough to explain it to these people. You changing the speech of someone else, after they're dead, because you find their speech problematic is not free speech. That's still censorship, and in this case corporate backed censorship. Seal clap and arf yourself to the slaughterhouse.
Well then Bob, what was wrong with that one podcast reading your book then? It was just a product of free speech!

UPDATE to not double post:
I dunno why Bob thinks his "taps earpiece" bit that he uses periodically is even remotely clever or funny, because it's fucking NOT. It's literal anti-comedy. I think with this specific bit, and this is kind of a stretch but then again so's Bob's alleged thinking process, he's somehow trying to blame drumpf for Vladimir suddenly saying "FUCK YOUR TREATY, IMMA DO WHAT I WANT!"
Remember the rule - it's Bob attempting a joke assuming you are more familiar with something that exists only in his head and you have laughed at many times before.

In fact I would bet Bob probably saw this video:
Saw how many people laughed at it, and keeps trying to do it's thing hoping they laugh at him.
I say fortunately because Bob DFE'd his whole blog, almost a decade of writing, a year or two ago when someone pointed out something problematic.
Well his old blog had a hot picture of Devon Aoki on it so totes problematic nowadays.
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But actually you can find his old blog on his new site. I located the post you quoted:
 
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But actually you can find his old blog on his new site. I located the post you quoted:
I remembered that he, for some reason, had two sites with the same exact content on both. When he DFE'd he wiped out the entire blogpot site but kept this one up, again for some reason. I just could not remember what it was called and all my internet searches kept coming back to the yeeted one.

just for funsies, let's look at his first post.
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Bob was just under 24 years old at the time of his writing. If I could've only shown him where his life would end up...however 2 days later he started gloating about The Passion of the Christ and does it 4 more times that month alone sooooooooooooooooooooooo...maybe there was never any hope at this point?
 
Ralph Barnhardt said:
He is so incredibly delusional. Bob, again, thinking that his little hovel in Lynn will somehow be spared when the bullets start flying. I'm sure all those fresh across the border and first gen Mexicans that heavily populate his community are reallllllllllllllly gonna be good allies and care about the integrity and safety of Lynn when shit hits the fan.
Bob's the kind of sped that thinks that it'll be the Blue states going into the Red states (and totally NO instances of the other way around) to fight the MAGAnaiseghoulen, with Biden or whoever ordering drone strikes on Cletus and Brandine without any damage suffered by Jamal and Jaquanda. So he thinks entire blue states will be sanctuaries, immune from the Barrow Wight Trash onslaught.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Let's compare Brain "The Real Human Arkle" Weber's son wit- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Well let's compare Bob "The Moviebob" Chipmans' son wit- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
I mean in Bob's case the closest we can get is Chippa's son, and while we know for sure the daughter is a sped, it's only a matter of time before the son proves to be a sped, too. But yeah, Bob's the kind of idiot that shouldn't be dunking on people's appearances, let alone their kids, but does so anyway because ....comedy? Gotcha?

Ralph Barnhardt said:
Seeing how I gave up an eye to be able to read the retard runes I'll give it my best shot. The joke here is that Clarence is also the name of Clarence Thomas, the Supreme Court judge that Bob would openly call a nigger if he could get away with it. This knowledge Thanos snaps The Falcon into oblivion, just like Bob would do to Clarence Thomas.
Holy shit I didn't even think of that. I must be losing my touch. Or I need a nap real bad. Nice one. The sad part is, that's probably the correct interpretation, but fucking NOBODY ELSE would get that, and I'm betting most people looked at that thing Bob posted and scratched their heads going "Why the fuck is his first name being Clarence funny/related to Thanos-snap?"

Ralph Barnhardt said:
This is, after all, the same series and creative team that structured their (thus far) sole theatrical outing, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, around the conceit of a busybody helicopter mom unwittingly unleashing an Apocalyptic war with Canada over fury at her son being admitted to an R-rated animated film.
I have to take an admittedly nitpicky shot at Bob here. R-rated ANIMATED film?! Uh, NO, NO IT'S FUCKING NOT. In-universe, Terence and Philip: Asses of Fire is presented as a LIVE ACTION MOVIE. Just because South Park itself is animated, does not mean that the movies within it, although technically animated by virtue of being in, duh, an animated feature, are by necessity "ANIMATED" in genre.

Ralph Barnhardt said:
I with @Sexy Senior Citizen on this one. He's done this multiple times and it always follows the same format:

Boring diatribe that's a blatant strawman
*taps earpiece*
disbelief or pained acceptance that the strawman he created is wrong

I believe that this particular joke is either supposed to make Tracey look like and idiot because ACKSHOOOOOOLEE Biden is not in charge of Russia OR seeing how it looks like the last thing he was about to say was "That was a ba-(d move or play I'm assuming)" that it's ACTUALLY a good thing because now we can create a new arsenal of nuke weapons and wipe all the bullies off the face of the Earth! I believe it's the former but latter is compelling because I could believe that Bob would want us to go back to 80's style politics and cold war in the most desperate attempt to go back to his childhood, with the swing set still standing, with the family dog still alive, with Miyamoto there in a breast plate of righteousness beating up the bad guys.
It's a "bit" that Bob's used before, not just on Twatter but in his videos, including The Big Screen and The Big Picture. Although in the videos, you get the added sound effect of the garbled high-pitched voice (unintelligible) coming in through the earpiece. The same high-pitched voice he used for that vaguely butterfly-like Zelda-sprite thing (Navi) that appeared as a character (but not as itself, but as an "intern" named Ivan, because OMG, Ivan is Navi backwards, tee-hee aren't I SO clever?) in the Game Overeater, although when he uses it in the Game Overeater, you can actually understand what it's saying.

Yeah, it seems to me like Bob's using the bit as a pretense to him being a "journalist" and when he spouts information that isn't "correct", and then he's "corrected" through the earpiece, he taps it (to bring attention to it), and then goes "I see" to the information that supposedly coming in that nobody can hear, either in a video or in text. And then he behaves like everybody will magically "know" what was being said/what the correct version actually is or that it's that obvious what the unspoken correction is.

In any event, it's still not funny, and never has been. It's one of those "Level 2/3 jokes" that Bob is intellectually incapable of pulling off, because 9 times out of 10, "getting" the "joke" requires getting inside Bob's own head, and nobody's a mindreader so we have to read the sped runes.

I'm sure Bob's as anti-nuke-war as everybody else when it comes to Internationally, but we all know he'd gladly nuke Podunk, AL to rid the world of the Sisterbang Counties filled with inbred MAGAnaiseghoulen Wheelbarrow Wight Trash CHUDs. Problem is, that fallout will eventually make its way over to Lynn, as I'm sure the Ohio Mushroom Cloud fallout will as well. Anything to deny the Wasteland oxygen in Minecraft.

Funny thing, too bad Bob doesn't live anywhere near Cameroon. There's lakes borne of the Great Rift Valley, which are filled with Carbon Dioxide from volcanic seepage. It's a literal bunch of Soda lakes, and periodically the CO2 is released in such quantity, that it literally denies oxygen to the surrounding inhabitants.
 
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