Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

Is the cart narc based?

  • Returning the cart is the one true test of Whiteness, and thus the cart narc is based.

    Votes: 1,255 59.3%

  • Narcing is the ultimate bitch move, and thus the cart narc is unbased.

    Votes: 489 23.1%

  • Returning the cart is White culture, and thus sharing it is unbased cultural appropriation.

    Votes: 373 17.6%
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I’m an avid listener of The Woody Show. I listen just about every day. Like OP said, it started off as a radio bit over a minor pet peeve and evolved into the Cart Narcs channel. The whole dressing up and taking it seriously is just character for the radio bit. Sebas was homeschooled until high school and is pretty anti social so he may be slightly autistic. He has a degree in chemical engineering. His job on the Woody Show is as a producer. His claims of being a feminist is just a running joke making fun of hardcore feminist. Every time he says that he is, is obviously him joking and saying it sarcastically. The Dr Phil appearance was not only exposure for the channel but also for the radio so he stayed in character with his mom also on the show. During college he donated sperm a lot and he actually has a shit ton of children. Whether you think it makes him a lolcow is up to you

Edit: More info about what he does for the show.

He’s constantly traveling and going out to places for a bit called the DUIQ where he tests drunk people with trivia questions and puts them up against the resident show retard, Menace. Audience calls in to see if the drunk will get it right or not for a prize. He also goes to the gathering of the juggalos every year and comes back with funny audio of retards at the ICP event. Stuff like that. Also Adam Carolla is a friend of the show so he knows Sebas personally and about it being a radio bit.
 
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Shardy Hernandez said:
You can tell a lot about a person if they're a cart leaver. It stems from a bigger problem than just laziness. This is a person who is incapable of recursive behavior. There is no problem with leaving my cart in this parking spot, because there isn't a car there. Their mind can't conjure up a hypothetical scenario where this might inconvenience another human being later on.

Ask a cart leaver how they would have felt if they didn't eat breakfast yesterday. They'll simply respond by telling you they did have breakfast, and your question makes no sense. There is no internal monologue. There is no life behind those eyes. These people are not the same as you and me.
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Underrated. I used this question on a guy once. It works.
 
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Tofu Dust said:
It's fucking carts bro!
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There has been too much violence. Too much pain. None here are without sin. But I have an honorable compromise. Just return the cart. Walk back the cart, return to your vehicle, and don't be a lazybones, and I'll spare your lives. Just return the cart. I will give you safe passage in the wasteland. Just return the cart and there will be an end to the horror
 
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MetalOwls said:
It's not like we laugh at lolcows expecting them to change either, but poking fun at them and riling them up is certainly entertaining. Same concept.
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thats fine, and i am tempted to just fully play into him being the savior of white culture but the underlying ideas interested me in a way that the ones behind something like ethan ralph does not. but yeah entertainment wise nothings hooked me like this in a long time. ultimately if he asked me "should i keep doing this" id tell him yes out of pure selfishness even knowing what would happen.
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I’m an avid listener of The Woody Show. I listen just about every day. Like OP said, it started off as a radio bit over a minor pet peeve and evolved into the Cart Narcs channel. The whole dressing up and taking it seriously is just character for the radio bit. Sebas was homeschooled until high school and is pretty anti social so he may be slightly autistic. He has a degree in chemical engineering. His job on the Woody Show is as a producer. His claims of being a feminist is just a running joke making fun of hardcore feminist. Every time he says that he is, is obviously him joking and saying it sarcastically. The Dr Phil appearance was not only exposure for the channel but also for the radio so he stayed in character with his mom also on the show. During college he donated sperm a lot and he actually has a shit ton of children. Whether you think it makes him a lolcow is up to you
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well then its totally justified on every front if hes just an alog irl.
 
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I think it's funny how absolutely feral some people get, seemingly over a random guy calling them out in jest for leaving a cart stranded. I believe they're so mad because they know they've been caught with their pants down; they've failed to extend a simple courtesy to their fellow shoppers due to their own sloth. If they truly thought not returning a shopping cart wasn't a big deal, they'd treat the Cart Narc like they would any other garden variety vagrant and simply avoid confrontation. But they don't simply brush him off: they treat him like a threat because he threatens their sense of morality; he disrupts the idea they have in their head that they're a decent member of society, and the false idea they wouldn't be a morally-bankrupt savage if it weren't for the threat of punishment.

Cart Narc is waking up the cart-deniers and forcing them to face the truth, and for that, I salute him.
 
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Gig Bucking Fun said:
I think it's funny how absolutely feral some people get, seemingly over a random guy calling them out in jest for leaving a cart stranded. I believe they're so mad because they know they've been caught with their pants down; they've failed to extend a simple courtesy to their fellow shoppers due to their own sloth. If they truly thought not returning a shopping cart wasn't a big deal, they'd treat the Cart Narc like they would any other garden variety vagrant and simply avoid confrontation. But they don't simply brush him off: they treat him like a threat because he threatens their sense of morality; he disrupts the idea they have in their head that they're a decent member of society, and the false idea they wouldn't be a morally-bankrupt savage if it weren't for the threat of punishment.

Cart Narc is waking up the cart-deniers and forcing them to face the truth, and for that, I salute him.
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Un-ironically that’s the whole point of the radio segment. Just to see people have a tard rage at being asked to put the cart away by some retard wearing a bullet proof vest that says cart narcs
 
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Gig Bucking Fun said:
I think it's funny how absolutely feral some people get, seemingly over a random guy calling them out in jest for leaving a cart stranded. I believe they're so mad because they know they've been caught with their pants down; they've failed to extend a simple courtesy to their fellow shoppers due to their own sloth. If they truly thought not returning a shopping cart wasn't a big deal, they'd treat the Cart Narc like they would any other garden variety vagrant and simply avoid confrontation. But they don't simply brush him off: they treat him like a threat because he threatens their sense of morality; he disrupts the idea they have in their head that they're a decent member of society, and the false idea they wouldn't be a morally-bankrupt savage if it weren't for the threat of punishment.

Cart Narc is waking up the cart-deniers and forcing them to face the truth, and for that, I salute him.
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I think they're just lazy and get angry fast because they're retarded
 
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fickdaggot said:
This is why Aldis is better
Put the cart back or lose a quarter
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Man when they put a new Aldis up here they had to put several signs out saying to return the carts because they didn't have a cart person. The first several weeks there were carts *all the fuck over* the parking lot.
PS: I have a little 3d printed cart token thing on my keychain because fuck carrying around change.
 
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