Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[bile demon]

I lost two family members to cancer recently.

Having learned my brother just had a biopsy that tested positive for cancer cells, this post makes me MATI.

Did they get Pfizer or Moderna?

 

[Burd Turglar]

I want to see a new cooking vid from Jack but now instead of the dead arm tucked in his pocket, hes going full kung pow floppy arms.

 

[p1138]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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I just realized what Jack is treating this like. Trivia, happy about a Subway, talking about the food... he's treating this like he's on a fucking cruise. He's going to be filling his gut as much as he can, bitch about any activities that aren't specifically catered to him, and since he's now posting videos I expect him to bitch about the maids in a week. All the while not actually giving a shit about his own recovery.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Okay, new predictions: Cooking With Jack Commentaries will likely be warry of new Jack vids after this unless he does something really retarded, like cooking rotten meat again. I give it 3 weeks.

 

[Polska krowa]

Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889

Of course he was bothered. This is the guy that was bothered his burger didn't have enough lettuce on it.

The smallest things in life piss him off.


He's a salmonella elemental. That's why he's having trouble with his body. The salmonella has taken him over completely and they need to learn how to use his body so he can infect others.


It's due to bromelain in it. It breaks down proteins which is why if you've ever eaten a lot of fresh pineapple you'll find your mouth feels scratchy inside? It's because the bromelain in it has started to work on the inside of your mouth.


It's used as a filler in cheap versions of artificial sweetener. Not all brands of Stevia have it but every brand of Monkfruit, which he's used a lot of, does.

And it's not like it's going to cause issues in somebody who uses it occasionally. It's more if you have underlying issues like high blood pressure, heart disease, have had previous strokes... so you know... Jagoff. They recommend that you limit yourself to 10-15 grams of it a day. Like a couple teaspoons in total. Knowing this faggot he would sit there with an apple that's all cut up and then dip it directly into the bag thinking he's "smart cheating" by doing so.

And it's not a chemical. It's a "sugar alcohol".

I've just read the single paper that is being used to draw these links. While I could attempt to pick this paper apart, the methods and findings are generally robust (it wouldn't be published in Nature, otherwise). What I will say, this is the first paper showing this, and heavy, heavy caution about the validity of these findings has to be applied until follow-ups can be conducted. Jack's response goes to show the sorry state of scientific knowledge amongst the general population.

Spoiler: Bit of a powerlevel

I work in a communications role in the pharma industry. When writing materials for the general population we have to write to the reading age of a 7-8 year old in the UK, as that is roughly the reading age of an adult in English speaking countries. I can't help but feel that something produced for that age group would be a little too challenging for our guy.

 

[Tiresome]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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"I DO NOT LIKE WHEN THINGS EXIST THAT ARE OLDER THAN ME, THESE OLD PEOPLE ARE OLD AND I AM NOT OLD"

Jack, your unbelievable luck is going to run out someday, likely well before you reach the age of any of the poor invalids cursed with your presence.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Jack needs to start feeling at home, because he is never going to leave.

 

[Pig Cups]

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“The trivia was about people that weren’t…even alive before I was…I mean, they died before I was born.”

How much do y’all want to bet that this fucking invalid is getting kindergarten-level trivia questions from a kid’s game set, and is noping out because his mushbrain has liquefied to where he doesn’t know the answers anymore?

The questions probably look something like:

“George Washington was the first president of which country?”

OMG GUIYZ TOO HARD THESE PEOPLE DIED BEFORE I WAS EVEN BORN REEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[beautiful person]

I feel bad for anyone who clearly has an eating disorder like he does and is either oblivious that he's killing himself and destroying his mind and longevity or willingly doing it out of pure self-destruction. I hate seeing this happen to anyone, even if they're doing it to themselves.

Idk, Jack's kind of a stupid cunt. I don't really feel bad for him

Yes Jack, you got a heart attack from artificial sweeteners and not your diet and weight lol View attachment 4656889

Lmaooo, I knew it was going to be something that isn't his own bad decisions. He's so predictably delusional but also surprisingly creative.

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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He doesn't sound or look nearly as fucked up as I was expecting, though his one eye is looking pretty chinky. He's trying to seem like a good sport about it, but you can tell he's pretty indignant about having to be around elderly people all day. He doesn't realize that it's because he's having health issues that he shouldn't be having for another 20-30 years due to his own stupidity.

 

[AnOminous]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

Maybe the stupid fuck should consider that most people don't eat their way into a nursing home half-dead by his age. Most of the people there are going to be old. Meanwhile, Jack will never be old.

He doesn't realize that it's because he's having health issues that he shouldn't be having for another 20-30 years due to his own stupidity.

I guarantee this fat moron is going to use that bullshit stevia excuse to go back to eating sugar by the pound.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

This is the same guy that tried to argue with a preacher that the sin of gluttony actually had nothing to do with eating. He's completely unable to ever accept any personal responsibility for anything. Total lack of self awareness.

Was this on Eye to Eye? I need to see this.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Couple more strokes and Jack is gonna be looking like the mutant from robocop.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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He feels out of place. Of course he does. He's about 20 years too young compared to anybody else. If this isn't a wake up call that he needs to stop eating shit that caused his 4th stroke then nothing will.

He doesn't sound or look nearly as fucked up as I was expecting, though his one eye is looking pretty chinky.

Yeah I was expecting a lot more mushmouthing but his right eye is severely weakened. Gotta see how he walks now. That's gotta be funny.

 

[densedance]

This fucker is in a better state than I expected, not gonna lie.

 

[Tiresome]

This fucker is in a better state than I expected, not gonna lie.

Seriously, you couldn't get a better example of life not being fair than peoples' loved ones, kindly, salt of the earth types passing away from their very first circulatory event and this asshole just going on and on and on, and not grateful for any of it.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I can’t wait for his post-stroke YouTube videos. Would it be like Fetterman?

 

[Chorton]

JACK SPEAKS AND COMPLAINS ABOUT OLD PEOPLE

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"I'm at the nursing home, and I couldn't be more out of place if I tried."

- He says this as he sits in a facility after having his third stroke and looking in his 70s
- I'd argue most of the older folks are a lot more spry and in better health than he is
- His entire right side is fucked, it looks like he's still struggling with his vision on that side
- The deficits are obvious, I wonder if he can even lift the candy-claw arm at all anymore
- His mouth is making more movements than he's speaking words
- I have to admit that I was expecting something a lot worse, he's not THAT worse off all things considered
- A better man would've been placed in the ground with the first stroke
- I've said it before, but Jack can thank god for saving his life all he wants, but this is the work of satan
- He's already living in hell if he's just going to survive ailment after ailment while his body is ravaged and picked off piecemeal like this for the rest of his existence
- He probably doesn't think it's hell because he's well enough to enjoy food, but we can all agree this is a miserable and pathetic life
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"We were playing trivia, but it was about people that weren't even alive when I was born."

- Excuse me? Depending on what kind of trivia you're playing, yes there is a chance it won't be about people in your generation, I don't even understand this issue
- What a stupid thing to bitch about. Feeling out of place because he thinks he's "young" and thinks he's better than these people. Newsflash, Jack, you've been placed there because you have more in common with these people than you think
- What is he going to pull out an "ok boomer" next?
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"I felt uncomfortable because I felt like it's not where the place I need to be... home is where I need to be."

- See this is why Jack will never make any meaningful improvements to his life or his health. He's bitching about feeling out of place in this home, whinging and whining about every little thing because he's a toddler. He's not coming to terms to the fact that he's acutely dying, nor that he's one Jack on the go video away from being wheeled around by Tammy-wife

 

[marjoram]

Unbelievable.

Dumbass is indestructible.

Welp, I guess if you wanna consider it a bright side, we'll be getting more errr, content outta him. The Wendigo must feed. Sigh...

How pissed is Tammy, do ya think?

 

[ZipDisk]

His right eye is desperately trying to die.

 

[AnOminous]

- I have to admit that I was expecting something a lot worse

I'm surprised he's coherent. Well, at least as coherent as he usually is.

Seriously, you couldn't get a better example of life not being fair than peoples' loved ones, kindly, salt of the earth types passing away from their very first circulatory event and this asshole just going on and on and on, and not grateful for any of it.

It's such standard Jack that the first video he makes after yet another miraculous survival is bitching and complaining about everyone around him. Eat shit, Jack.