Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Lady Rackets Ass]

What are peoples thoughts about people who leave grocery items in the wrong place on super market shelves especially items that need to be in a refridgerator or freezer?

Equally as based as leaving your cart out.

 

[MetalOwls]

I think what makes it funny to me is he is in a cart narcs uniform if he came up to me and pressed me I would laugh because its clearly a bit. I think if the person was just dressed in normal clothes I would be annoyed like bro its none of your business.

What are peoples thoughts about people who leave grocery items in the wrong place on super market shelves especially items that need to be in a refridgerator or freezer?

I don't think I ever seen anyone leave ice cream in the pasta section of a supermarket before, but that's the only example I'd be visibly annoyed with.

Also, good on you for recognizing it's a bit; some folks here still don't know that after 64 pages of sperging.

Edit: you're still a faggot, @Lady Rackets Ass

 

[R00T]

the harassing/threatening conduct comes from the physical confrontation and the bullet proof vest, not the words specifically

Do you fear a cop approaching you with a bullet proof vest on?

 

[Netizennameless]

Do you fear a cop approaching you with a bullet proof vest on?

Yes, but not because of the vest. A cop has legal authority and wearing a bulletproof vest for his job is reasonable and common. Random people at the supermarket wearing bulletproof vests and approaching you like a schizo is not common, and when it happens the vest wearer is most often there to rob or murder. Wearing a bulletproof vest and approaching strangers unprompted is admitting that you anticipate confrontation and is therefore threatening from the start.

 

[Haint]

I admitted I’m sticker trolling? If you can be trolled by stickers I feel sincerely sorry for you. As to your second paragraph nigga wut

Best part of the thread! Remember kids, being the loudest asshole is the way to win at life.

 

[Coom Cruiser]

I understand that the majority of the pro-return posters here are low wage low IQ workers. For them it might make sense to return their own carts, clean public restrooms, tidy and stock the shelves themselves. However for the rest of us this is simply a misallocation of skilled labor. Every second we spend doing menial labor to support a grocery chains profits is time we are not performing high value contributions to society or even worse it is eating into our work life balance. That can have catastrophic consequences such as failed rocket launches, delayed product releases, or even losses of millitary engagements.

I know it's a joke but this reads like an argument Peetz would make.

 

[BradCarter]

I think what makes it funny to me is he is in a cart narcs uniform if he came up to me and pressed me I would laugh because its clearly a bit. I think if the person was just dressed in normal clothes I would be annoyed like bro its none of your business.

What are peoples thoughts about people who leave grocery items in the wrong place on super market shelves especially items that need to be in a refridgerator or freezer?

Nowhere near as bad. Basically a non-issue. It doesn't inconvenience literally everyone else around you or risk their personal property. If there's some warm meat in the toilet paper section then it's the stores problem. If there's carts in parking spaces or smacking my car, it's mine.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

What are peoples thoughts about people who leave grocery items in the wrong place on super market shelves especially items that need to be in a refridgerator or freezer?

Absolute scum of the Earth. It's one thing to be a bit of a self-serving ass, and just leave a cart lying in the middle of the parking lot because someone will cover for your lazybones ass, and that'll be that. It's an entirely different matter when you're potentially giving someone food poisoning because the kind of shitty mart where you see that shit happen (ghetto) will often just take those items, and put them back into the freezer. Even when they don't you've just wasted food, which is absolute litterbug behaviour.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Here's my approach: I do what I want!!

I'm always down to return carts. Not because it's based to return them, but because it's based to Tokyo-drift those fuckers down the parking lot and smash them into the return. That is reward enough, and if you can't get down with that, you can't run with the Turbo Team.

That being said, some days I get off work and am tired, my feet hurt, and I just want to go home. I may walk it back, I may leave it there.
But if some goober hopped out of the bushes and started calling me a lazy-bones, and trying to get me to return my cart, I'd probably either laugh or just leave.
I'm not sure why everyone seems to choose violence. Yeah it's annoying, but unless he's physically accosting you or your property, just leave? Like the worst he does is toss a magnet onto your car?
Cool, free magnet!

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Nobody thinks he's really some activist who's traveling the country to enlighten lazy pieces of shit about the necessity of putting your cart in the corral, you sperg.

Bull.shit/youdidn’tevenreadthethread

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Bull.shit/youdidn’tevenreadthethread

I only read posts from users whose avatars I like, consider yourself blessed.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

When do we get the shopping cart stickers, null?

 

[fake farts]

Returning the cart is the correct and based move. However, Sebastian is also a faggot and I will laugh at any misfortune he gets.

Simple as.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I return carts because I'm not a nigger. But being a narc is kinda gay too.

Instead I just judge others silently and make plans to move to a better area if I see too many people starting to not return their carts. It's a good indicator of the neighborhood becoming more "diverse."

 

[Netizennameless]

I'm not sure why everyone seems to choose violence. Yeah it's annoying, but unless he's physically accosting you or your property, just leave? Like the worst he does is toss a magnet onto your car?
Cool, free magnet!

Because people have to eat shit all day from the government, from their boss, from their teachers, from their spouses/families, etc that can lord that power over them and they have to sit and take it.

But some snivelly fuck like cart narc? They don't have to take his shit or obey him. So they choose violence.

 

[R00T]

It is not up to you to decide for other people what is threatening. But if you see someone approach you in a bulletproof vest acting like a schizo, it's reckless to assume that person is NOT a danger.

gee this bullet proof vest must be intimidating. i'm sorry i haven't even seen it, maybe after i get a look at it i'll feel the same way you d-

oh it says cart narcs in big red letters on the chest, and he's got the go pro and a reflecting wand.

i'm sorry is there an option besides laughing at him? If i was to not return my cart and i saw this man approach me i would laugh at him. @Disheveled-Human said it best:

I think what makes it funny to me is he is in a cart narcs uniform if he came up to me and pressed me I would laugh because its clearly a bit.

and wow if this intimidates you there's some other issues you need to address. in fact it reminds me of something completely different:

if this "dangerous and schizophrenic" individual approached you would you resort to open hostility and aggression?

grow up and enjoy laughing at both sides of this equation.

 

[Netizennameless]

gee this bullet proof vest must be intimidating. i'm sorry i haven't even seen it, maybe after i get a look at it i'll feel the same way you d-
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oh it says cart narcs in big red letters on the chest, and he's got the go pro and a reflecting wand.

i'm sorry is there an option besides laughing at him? If i was to not return my cart and i saw this man approach me i would laugh at him. @Disheveled-Human said it best:


and wow if this intimidates you there's some other issues you need to address. in fact it reminds me of something completely different:
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if this "dangerous and schizophrenic" individual approached you would you resort to open hostility and aggression?

grow up and enjoy laughing at both sides of this equation.

Does this individual intimidate you?

Because he murdered 10 people at a grocery store last year, starting in the parking lot. While using a go pro. Looks can be deceiving

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Does this individual intimidate you?
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Because he murdered 10 people at a grocery store last year, starting in the parking lot. While using a go pro. Looks can be deceiving

@NotATurkey

Is this you.

 

[autistic dog]

Does this individual intimidate you?
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Because he murdered 10 people at a grocery store last year, starting in the parking lot. While using a go pro. Looks can be deceiving

This guys doesn't take any shit from the lazybones!

 

[Ed Weed]

Best course of action for anyone ever dealing with something like this, tell him to fuck off, get in your car, let him put gay the magnet on and drive a little ways away get out, take it off and go on with your day. Just to prevent yourself from being some worthless louses content

Don't give him what he wants (and deserves) by chasing him or some shit. Leave that for some nigger to do who will probably catch him eventually and make him regret even starting his channel.

Edit: Anyone who's using the "not intimidating" argument to chastise people for being weary of some strange autistic white guy approaching them under specious circumstances must have missed how many austitic shitbags have gone on mass murder shooting sprees in the last 10 years.