Sebastian Daskawicz-Davis / Cart Narcs / Agent Sebastian - I want you in me Cart Narc

[Lead Sammich]

Lmfao at this thread now having 62pages. I was here at page 4, guess i shouldve seen this shit coming.

I dont care what dumbass views you have about putting carts back, this guy is being a fucking faggot about it. I would honestly get some enjoyment out of finding out he had been shot by someone chimping out over his antics, thats how much faggotry he exudes.

Not that i would agree with some nigger shooting some autist for being a fag, i would just enjoy the absurdity of it is all.

 

[No Memory]

That is something I don't think is too serious. I don't think any employer will choose to not hire you because you were a victim of the Cart Narc, nor will your neighbours give you shit for it.

If I saw a neighbour on Cart Narcs I would 100% call him lazybones for the rest of his days.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I’m not the one derailing the thread talking about negrates but do please go on

My brother in Christ, you just admitted you're sticker trolling/abusing when replying to the other dude. As if we needed evidence of that. I'm just trying to get you to calm your ass down before you splatter more diarrhea on the walls.

As for the niggerposting and the moralfagging, those are separate issues or "issues". You can't respond to evidence you've been fucking it up with allegations that other people are fucking it up too. That's MATI as fuck, and, in very slightly more intellectual circles, that is known as a "whataboutism".

 

[atoi]

If I saw a neighbour on Cart Narcs I would 100% call him lazybones for the rest of his days.

reminds me that he got that lunatic Perry Caravello for leaving his cart out. pretty sure he still rages if you bring it up on his Twitch stream

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Do Car Magnets Cause Paint Damage?

a magnet touching a car will not rip paint off in droves, and removing a magnet is not a "substantial inconvenience."

Nice that you omitted this money quote, which is a conditional statement.

To set the record straight—no, car magnets do not damage paint IF installed and cared for correctly. (emphasis added).

A cart hitting someone's car is more likely to damage a car.

More likely, which by inference means that magnets can and do damage a car.

the saddest part about this thread is that probably 80% of the people saying "put the cart away" agree Sebastian is a sperg. the other 20% read like a joke. the only thing worse than him is the people acting like their lives are over because someone pointed out them being lazy, to the point they feel obligated to argue with him.

No one is acting like someone's life is over. I take umbrage with the Amy Cooper and other such fiascos, and I take umbrage with this, for reasons already set forth.

Ok, I'm going to take the L and admit that I hadn't watched that one. That's a bad look for our autistic hero. She looks and acts like a munchie, sure, but she had at least some receipts to back it up. Though she's throwing her daughter into this hot mess when she could've, I don't know, driven away.

Very gracious of you. She's still attractive but if she keeps slogging down that goyslop she may not be for long. Really does not matter though. This video probably convinces me the most that this guy is a menace. I don't like men accosting women, especially married women who are also mothers. I have no idea if she is gaming the handicap spot or not. I would guess more lilely than not it is legitimate, and perhaps had a car accident. In any case, it is not his place to accost her about that, or the cart which she initally agreed to put away until he kept insulting and antagonizing her.

That is something I don't think is too serious. I don't think any employer will choose to not hire you because you were a victim of the Cart Narc, nor will your neighbours give you shit for it. His overall behaviour, demeanour, and lack of restraint all seem extraordinarily autistic, so it's hard to get truly mad at him.

People still do not want to be put on youtube over stuff like this and I understand their frustration even if their reaction is hysterical, cringeworthy, etc.

I don't think magnets can cause damage to the car. At least not fridge magnets. Really strong magnets applied over a long period of time might.

See above, the website referenced expressly qualifies that magnets do not damage only if placed correctly. I do not believe the manner in which is doing this, where is running around trying to avoid phyiscail contact is always placing htem in a way where the car cannot get damaged. In any case, it is other people's property and not his place to do this. The salient passage provied by @Netizennameless is key, explicitly noting inconvenience as a qualifier. That varies of course by state but at least shows it is a legal grey area at least in some jurisdictions.

Edit:

@Chimplord1997 wrote
you wrote a whole essay about fridge magnets on a car...

Somebody has to refute this nonsensical apologism for the Cart Narc menace.

 

[Chimplord1997]

Nice that you omitted this money quote, which is a conditional statement.



More likely, which by inference means that magnets can and do damage a car.

No one is acting like someone's life is over. I take umbrage with the Amy Cooper and other such fiascos, and I take umbrage with this, for reasons already set forth.

Very gracious of you. She's still attractive but if she keeps slogging down that goyslop she may not be for long. Really does not matter though. This video probably convinces me the most that this guy is a menace. I don't like men accosting women, especially married women who are also mothers. I have no idea if she is gaming the handicap spot or not. I would guess more lilely than not it is legitimate, and perhaps had a car accident. In any case, it is not his place to accost her about that, or the cart which she initally agreed to put away until he kept insulting and antagonizing her.

People still do not want to be put on youtube over stuff like this and I understand their frustration even if their reaction is hysterical, cringeworthy, etc.

See above, the website referenced expressly qualifies that magnets do not damage only if placed correctly. I do not believe the manner in which is doing this, where is running around trying to avoid phyiscail contact is always placing htem in a way where the car cannot get damaged. In any case, it is other people's property and not his place to do this. The salient passage provied by @Netizennameless is key, explicitly noting inconvenience as a qualifier. That varies of course by state but at least shows it is a legal grey area at least in some jurisdictions.

My nigga you wrote a whole essay about fridge magnets on a car you're a straight up bonehead

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

My brother in Christ, you just admitted you're sticker trolling/abusing when replying to the other dude. As if we needed evidence of that. I'm just trying to get you to calm your ass down before you splatter more diarrhea on the walls.

As for the niggerposting and the moralfagging, those are separate issues or "issues". You can't respond to evidence you've been fucking it up with allegations that other people are fucking it up too. That's MATI as fuck, and, in very slightly more intellectual circles, that is known as a "whataboutism".

I admitted I’m sticker trolling? If you can be trolled by stickers I feel sincerely sorry for you. As to your second paragraph nigga wut

 

[mold]

People should return their carts, it never even occurred to me that people don't return their carts until the first time I read that copypasta.

Deliberately riling people up is so much more antisocial it's not even on the same scale.

It''s very clear most of this thread never goes outside or at the very least has the NEET lifestyle that allows them to do leisurely grocery shopping during the chill hours.

This jackass' behavior is 100% going to get a gun fired at him in a parking lot by an exhausted freakedout wagie and that puts other people in danger.

If I were the lawyer of any of the injured parties I would go after the shopping center for not doing something about the harassment. eventually there will be a case like that.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

I admitted I’m sticker trolling? If you can be trolled by stickers I feel sincerely sorry for you. As to your second paragraph nigga wut

Yes, you did.

As for the second paragraph, your retort to my original statement was "i'm not the one derailing the thread". Yeah, you may not be derailing the thread or whatever, but you ARE being a nuisance, just a different kind of nuisance.

Edit: also, whether you like it or not sticker abuse is a feature of this website. Be disruptive with stickers and you get fucked. Wanna complain about the rules, complain to the mods not me.

 

[R00T]

Nice that you omitted this money quote, which is a conditional statement.

Oh woah look at what I posted and you omitted directly above the link

also you're over hyping the damage to the paint.

I never implied it didn’t damage the car just that the act of sticking it on doesn’t just destroy paint like people are implying.

Also in regards to the conditional statement: probably wouldn’t be an issue if the person is properly washing his or her car… but would a lazybones do anything close to the bare minimum?

Please take some time to consider your foolishness the next time you’re putting your cart away.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

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Yes, you did.

As for the second paragraph, your retort to my original statement was "i'm not the one derailing the thread". Yeah, you may not be derailing the thread or whatever, but you ARE being a nuisance, just a different kind of nuisance.

That’s admitting I’m aware it upsets people. If an op keeping up with a thread they created and eating things negatively that they disagree with is trolling then yeah I guess I’m trolling but if you’re getting trolled by it you’re pretty fucking autistic

 

[Netizennameless]

@Netizennameless if you think "wee woo wee woo" and lazy bones is " abusive, indecent, profane, or vulgar language" you have paper thin skin.

Calling me thin-skinned isn't a legal defense. The point is that the behaviour OBVIOUSLY causes an immediate public disturbance, as evidenced by HIS OWN videos. He has even less of a defense of ignorance because of this.

I'd reference the tomlinson court case where the judge said the man texting tomlinson was dumb, but tomlinson's response was unreasonable. He made the same argument that it was harassing and dangerous language too.

the harassing/threatening conduct comes from the physical confrontation and the bullet proof vest, not the words specifically. Tomlinson's conduct was over text, not a physical confrontation. Tomlinson had no reasonable fear of immediate bodily injury or harm as a defense.

i could find a video of someone freaking out about being asked to put a shirt on in a store i'm sure. would having a recording of their unreasonable response retroactively make the person saying "put a shirt on" inciteful language.

One person freaking out does not make a "reasonable expectation" legally. Multiple people reacting the same way to him in the same parking lot does.

You're putting the actions of the person on the sperg narc instead of acknowledging they have responsibility for their actions as well.

Yes I am, because he is initiating the confrontation over something that isn't illegal or even a violation of store policy. He does not have any legal claim to the property or the carts. He does not have any authority to enforce the carts non-rule. If he were to mind his own business the disturbance would not happen at all. It is all literally on the sperg narc. The law ALSO puts the actions on the person initiating the confrontation.

If you find him threatening you've got more problems than most.

It is not up to you to decide for other people what is threatening. But if you see someone approach you in a bulletproof vest acting like a schizo, it's reckless to assume that person is NOT a danger.

also you're over hyping the damage to the paint.

Do Car Magnets Cause Paint Damage?

a magnet touching a car will not rip paint off in droves, and removing a magnet is not a "substantial inconvenience."
A cart hitting someone's car is more likely to damage a car.

I don't think magnets can cause damage to the car. At least not fridge magnets. Really strong magnets applied over a long period of time might.

Magnets placed over grit and dirt will damage the paint on removal by grinding the grit against the paint. If a person has to use a screwdriver or the like to lift up the magnet initially that can also damage the paint. It doesn't have to rip the paint off in droves, it simply has to cause a scratch. The other part of the statute is tampering, which does not require damage.

Having to take your car to a body shop to repair the paint job IS a substantial inconvenience.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

That’s admitting I’m aware it upsets people. If an op keeping up with a thread they created and eating things negatively that they disagree with is trolling then yeah I guess I’m trolling but if you’re getting trolled by it you’re pretty fucking autistic

Nigga. when you obsessively rate everything you don't like dumb for however many pages straight you're abusing the stickers. Thumbs down exists, and also just ignoring the posts you don't like exists as well. Mind, I didn't even say TROLLING necessarily, I said sticker abuse /slash/ trolling. The abuse prevention system is to prevent people from going to war on each other over internet points as if this place is supposed to be Reddit, where downboats are king.

Upsetting people with constant sitcker usage falls under sticker abuse. But whatever, I'm not going to sit here and backseat janny. That's the last I say on this subject.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nigga. when you obsessively rate everything you don't like dumb for however many pages straight you're abusing the stickers. Thumbs down exists, and also just ignoring the posts you don't like exists as well. Mind, I didn't even say TROLLING necessarily, I said sticker abuse /slash/ trolling. The abuse prevention system is to prevent people from going to war on each other over internet points as if this place is supposed to be Reddit, where downboats are king.

Upsetting people with constant sitcker usage falls under sticker abuse. But whatever, I'm not going to sit here and backseat janny. That's the last I say on this subject.

Good because you do sound rather like a janny. Wahhhh he’s abusing dah stickers

 

[autistic dog]

I understand that the majority of the pro-return posters here are low wage low IQ workers. For them it might make sense to return their own carts, clean public restrooms, tidy and stock the shelves themselves. However for the rest of us this is simply a misallocation of skilled labor. Every second we spend doing menial labor to support a grocery chains profits is time we are not performing high value contributions to society or even worse it is eating into our work life balance. That can have catastrophic consequences such as failed rocket launches, delayed product releases, or even losses of millitary engagements.

We are correctly focusing our advanced abilities into things that your cart returning selves simply cannot do instead. I understand some of you lowly spics, hicks, and niggers take great pride in your automobiles and could take great offense to the possibility of them being damaged but without us combustion engines and precision engineered vehicles wouldn't even be possible.

If you see me leave a cart out go ahead and put it away for me as is fitting of those of your station.

 

[Local Wordmason]

I dislike this dude's gimmick. It's one thing trying to help make people more responsible, but this is literally just fishing for fights, and if he did it over anything else that people actually cared about he would be actually shot.

If I remember correctly, the whole point was to give angry people a phone number that they would call and get laughed at on their Howard Stern wannabe show. He started being annoying on purpose to being earnest, only when it suited him.

It goes against my one life rule. People can do whatever they want, as long as they're not hurting someone, or being a faggot about it.

 

[atoi]

Wahhhh he’s abusing dah stickers

"Dumb" would generally imply that the reply was off-topic and/or nonsensical. You just don't like our opinions, you should just use "Dislike" or "Disagree"

But, I will continue to top hat all your replies because you are in fact, MATI

 

[lispy0nline]

Returning the cart is the ultimate litmus test. You don't have to do it and nothing bad will happen if you don't return the cart. It is, however, the objectively right thing to do. Godspeed cart narc. You are making the world a better place one lazybones at a time

also why is there reaction-based infighting happening on a forum dedicated to shopping carts?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

"Dumb" would generally imply that the reply was off-topic and/or nonsensical. You just don't like our opinions, you should just use "Dislike" or "Disagree"

But, I will continue to top hat all your replies because you are in fact, MATI

Still letting me know that you are in fact MATI over stickers this is peak comedy please keep going

 

[Disheveled-Human]

I think what makes it funny to me is he is in a cart narcs uniform if he came up to me and pressed me I would laugh because its clearly a bit. I think if the person was just dressed in normal clothes I would be annoyed like bro its none of your business.

What are peoples thoughts about people who leave grocery items in the wrong place on super market shelves especially items that need to be in a refridgerator or freezer?