The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

NO FUCKING WAY THE SQUATTERS WERE OTHER TRANNIES HOLY FUCK MY SIDES

It does make sense tho. I was thinking the ranch hasn’t been abandoned long enough for outside squatters to of already made it home. The only way people squat in there is if they knew the current drama/status of the ranch.

Who the fuck is he going to sue and for what money?
Tranny nutbags who squat have fucking nothing to take. That is why they trash places. They know no judgement can be carried out on them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I guess that Nissan Leaf is not going to get on the road ever again...

I doubt the squatters singled out specifically Mandozer's car, that strikes me as a Penny and J move.

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

This outcome is fine and I’m completely unsurprised at how fucking dirty that place is but all I wanted was Tommy Tooter selling rocks out in that dust bowl. Instead of loitering at that gas station he could have been foraging for chips ahoy and cola. He’d feel right at home considering that place looks like a litcheral dumpster

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I doubt the squatters singled out specifically Mandozer's car, that strikes me as a Penny and J move.

The water damage and the way the dust has caked into the leather looks like that windshield has been broken a while.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

An actual Kiwi Farm?

Seems like Kiwis ain't too hard to grow actually!

(Via Google)

"It may surprise you to know that kiwis will thrive in just about any climate that experiences at least a month of below 45 degree F temperatures in winter. The vines need a period of cold to set fruit."

 

[AnOminous]

I'm kinda retarded, but I see 2 stumps and either dirt or ash scattered around them. I have so many questions.

Looks like a half-assed attempt to burn them out, which is a thing you can do but they obviously half-assed it and just gave up. Assuming that's even what it is. It's hard to discern rational goals in what these demented troons do.

I guess that Nissan Leaf is not going to get on the road ever again...

I wonder how much of the shit they bought with their squandered GFM money was completely destroyed by the subhuman behavior of these troons.

You need to share more pics, Bon-Bon, it'll help your legal case I swear! How about some footage?

Funny how all that ACAB bullshit goes straight out the window when troons fuck up this dude's shit.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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Nigga how the fuck are alpacas more clean and considerate than trannies?? lmafuckingo holy shit

 

[William Tyndale]

What a twist! I really wasn't expecting something like this.
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I very strongly doubt that some random squatters / sovereign citizens have occupied the Tranch out of nowhere. Someone's lying, whether that's Bonnie or Penny... I'm not sure. Gayops afoot, maybe? The Tranch is out in rural Colorado, for God's sake! And it was occupied by heavily-armed troons up until a few weeks ago!

Alternatively, maybe this is revenge from Fedposter J or one of the field troons (like the currently MIA @TransgirlTac). I could see them being pissed off and telling some of their Denver Antifa friends that the Tranch is fair game for squatting. Bonnie's shown that he's too much of a coward to confront anyone, after all.
We'll have to wait and see, I guess!

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

These are the retarded ass motherfuckers that “society” tells me are supposed to be the moral standard for my and my children’s lives. They are barely functional enough to keep themselves alive and even then it’s only 59% of them. I am so sick of this absolutely bullshit and I want to thank Josh moon for creating a platform where I can say that freely. FUCK TRANNIES.

I legitimately peaked a few of my friends by introducing them to this thread

It’s piqued btw. No offense.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Seems like Kiwis ain't too hard to grow actually!

(Via Google)

"It may surprise you to know that kiwis will thrive in just about any climate that experiences at least a month of below 45 degree F temperatures in winter. The vines need a period of cold to set fruit."

I would move out to actually join a Kiwi Farm brand Farm.

Can Sheep live in Colorado? I like sheep.

 

[HackerX]

Looks like a half-assed attempt to burn them out, which is a thing you can do but they obviously half-assed it and just gave up. Assuming that's even what it is. It's hard to discern rational goals in what these demented troons do.

Yeah, I imagine they originally used them as stools outside because that would make the most sense.

The thing that gets me is it would have required a minimal amount of physical labor to bring them inside for either that something fire related or spite. I'm leaning towards the latter because "wanna bring in some stumps to make Paul mad" sounds like something angry trannies would do.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Please pardon my sperging for a moment:

THESE FUCKING RETARDED TRANNY FUCKING LUNATIC SEX PESTS THINK THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR SOCIETY AND THEY CANT EVEN BALANCE THEIR OWN FUCKING CHECKBOOK OR KEEP A HOUSE FROM BEING DESTROYED.

These are the retarded ass motherfuckers that “society” tells me are supposed to be the moral standard for my and my children’s lives. They are barely functional enough to keep themselves alive and even then it’s only 59% of them. I am so sick of this absolutely bullshit and I want to thank Josh moon for creating a platform where I can say that freely. FUCK TRANNIES.



It’s piqued btw. No offense.

Nah it’s peaked as in I reached the peak amount of this shit I’m going to take

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

Looks like a half-assed attempt to burn them out, which is a thing you can do but they obviously half-assed it and just gave up. Assuming that's even what it is. It's hard to discern rational goals in what these demented troons do.

My take was suburb-idiots who can't use a woodstove dumping whatever filthy semi-burnable wood they can find next to the woodstove until they were down to the last unsplit logs that were too big to burn in that stove. I fucking guarantee there is a third oversized, barely burned log wedged in that stove and somewhere in the filth pile is a empty bottle of lighter fluid they used to try to get it lit after it smoldered out. Then they sat shivering in their filthy troon nest until the cold seeped in, like the end of The Thing. I bet they burned some laminate chunks before they got down to the logs, I'd say that place must stink, but it probably improved the smell.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Can Sheep live in Colorado? I like sheep.

Yes, but sheep people generally do not get along well with most other livestock ranchers if you're using public/shared land to graze.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Yes, but sheep people generally do not get along well with most other livestock ranchers if you're using public/shared land to graze.

Okay well all the Alpacas are dead so.

 

[moocow]

Looks like a half-assed attempt to burn them out, which is a thing you can do but they obviously half-assed it and just gave up.

SOP for these (and most) troons. Make a half-assed effort, fail, wonder aloud why it failed, then give up.

It’s piqued btw. No offense.

It's a reference to "peak tranny" -- that moment a person is exposed to enough troon insanity to overcome their pro-troon conditioning to realize how fucking insane, stupid, evil and dangerous they are. "Peaking" someone means guiding them to (and pushing them over) that peak. A moment of enlightenment, as it were.

A person's interest is piqued by curious or entertaining knowledge. A person's troon-ignorant mind is peaked by horrifying and hilarious forbidden knowledge.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It looks like Penis and company just took literally what they could fit in a car, plus I guess a bunch of the healthier alpaca's. I wonder if there's a bunch of dead/starving paca's/animals left out in the field, which is why Boner won't share more pics because even he knows it would be bad for optics and will try to sell the whole fantasy that he "re-homed" them.

 

[Harambe]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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A) You will never stop posting about this shit Mandozer.
B) Lmao the cops will have two responses to this horrible crime against property. Fuck, and all.
C) Good luck getting shit from Paul
D) Nigger their 'political alignment' they were homeless junkies.
E) This is what being an absentee landlord gets you Paul, not 'raw anarchy.' It gets you squatters and people refusing to pay rent as they build their little camelid death camp.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

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And the lower body of what appears to be a mannequin. Did we know they had a mannequin??

I'm gonna assume the mannequin is this situation:

I'm 50/50 on Sky-Bonnie or Kevin-Alyssa as to who's Frank-Charlie.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Holy shit!
The "squatters" were Tranch guests, but when Penny & co moved out, they never really bothered to make their guests leave? They've totally trashed the place! Bonnie says he's going to sue! ( )
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Holy shit, it’s just like old days, when they would bless us with an I-Spy esque image from the tranch! The main living area one is level extreme!
In this photo:

You can see many things. My personal favorites are the toilet paper on the chess board (seriously were they shitting in the living room)

The logs next to the books scattered everywhere

and… the legs of a mannequin.

I think that these people were living IN this mess, and they didn’t just trash it to look this bad on their way out the door. My first thought was, “how the fuck do troons live like this???”

 

[Pignat]

Alright guys, I'll put up 2.5k towards buying the ranch off of Boner, who's throwing in with me? We'll deep clean the shit out of it and make it the official Kiwi hangout spot!

I'll throw in 100oz of silver, but I think the only thing that will cleanse a tranny hive is fire.