This is the appeasement meal, they already tried to give him the health-o-slop. That cook probably googled "Jack Scalfani" and saw the drowned salad with egg and went "Fuck it"
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I’m still rattled from that video he posted. I’m embarrassed to admit that I actually gave Jack the benefit of the doubt and thought that his first broadcast wouldn’t be a full-on bitchfest.
I used to think the venom from @AnOminous was embellished a little, but after watching that, I now agree with him wholeheartedly. I no longer hear an ironic voice when reading his comments. Jack has irreversibly made me into a complete A-log.
I hope that nursing home has a male nurse of color who violently beats and molests Jack before shoving a pillow over his face. All Jack senses is the Muzak from the hallway gradually getting softer before fading out.
…And you just *know* that he’s going to make Tammy hit a drive-thru once they start driving away from the nursing home. I look forward to a sequel to the infamous Arby’s video.
AnOminous does want a lot of cows to fucking drown in their own shit, but to be honest, he has a point. Some of them at least SHOULD be drowned in their own shit.
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What a dipshit. There's literally nothing wrong with this applesauce. But this fat moron would rather continue committing suicide even while still in the hospital as a helpless gimp. I almost bet this faggot checks himself out AMA after getting angy at something, like they won't give him cheeseburgers and then force them down his throat two-handed style, then has another stroke.
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At this point in his life he's not going to change. He can't change. He's spent years gorging on high fat food to fill that empty place inside him. Religion could only do so much and pizza never made him feel bad about himself or judged him.
I've known people who did a complete 180 on their diet and dropped a shit ton of weight, stopped eating fast food and started eating properly because their doctor told them they were going to die in their 50's if they didn't. This guy has suffered FOUR strokes and possibly a small heart attack and he still eats like a pig.
I've mad fun of the man for good reason, I've mocked his cooking, his lifestyle and the fact that he's a massive faggot but I've never wished death on him. Now that's changed. Call me an A-log if you want but the sooner he dies the better the world will be.
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I’m so disgusted right now because I can literally hear him saying it. Listen to him in the Flip Burger video when he doesn’t get his hashBROWNs.
I’m honestly at peace with this. It’s another indicator that nothing has changed and he’s going to go right back to making his trademark content. Our real-time sideshow of a man eating himself to an early grave has been renewed for another season. Sort of a nature-healing-itself moment.
He will, inevitability, have another emergency, which will either kill him or cause him to decay further. It’ll be fun, regardless. The only thing that I’m not too excited about is (as we just experienced) the strong possibility that it will be a dull, non-spectacular end. I’d say we have better chances of winning the Powerball than being blessed with footage of Jack dying.
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He's going to get out of the nursing home into Tam Ham's care and go right back to eating like a slob. What do you guys think? One more year of Jack content? We need a new poll.
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Six month before another "health scare" that leads to another months-long hiatus on videos and that's my optimist scenario
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Holy fuck, imagine being so dedicated to being a Karen that you send back HOSPITAL FOOD. I'd personally just be grateful to not be dead if I were him but nah, gotta complain about being fed applesauce and surrounded by old people!
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I haven't watched or commented on Jack or his videos, but holy shit the fact that his right arm is just laying there on the counter in a fist, completely dead and unmoving, is disturbing to watch.
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Oh my god, I'm dying laughing over here. Why the fuck does he say hashbrowns so fucking weird EVERY time? It's like he's sneezing the word or something. HshBrunZ? Including the weird upward inflection like he's asking a question. It's about 6:15 or so and he says it over and over so many times, and it just keeps getting worse. "Does that look like HshBrunz? I didn't get HshBrunz?" And then he's back to it again at 11:25
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The crazy thing is that he watched it happen and did nothing to stop it or help improve it. He had a stroke and lost the function of his dominant arm and partially in his leg. I’d do some major fucking work if that happened to me. Jack sat by, did nothing, and let it atrophy.
His “rehab” was praying that Jesus would heal him while continuing the exact same behaviors that led up to it. It’s a completely asinine way to respond to the biggest health scare that the vast majority of people his age could possibly experience. It’s so stupid that it’s on the level of a cancer patient celebrating the end of chemo by going out and buying a pack of smokes.
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It’s really bad. It’s worse than the Jimmy Dean sausage guy saying SOSSitch.
One more year would be nice. I could honestly see a Tiny Tim* situation happening, where Jack lingers a bit, then dies shortly after leaving the nursing home.
*TT survived his first heart attack, only to be killed by another two months later.
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Man, Cali Jack looks so young in comparison. You'd think the difference was closer to 30 years than 15.
And he didn't get one of those rehab gloves until it was well and truly over, instead of getting it when it would've been helpful, it was the final attempt to buy an easy way into a working hand. Also, "JESUS SAVED MY ARM!" with Jack doing that stupid gangsta lean as seen in your avatar to hoist up the Kandy Klaw for a photoshoot was the funniest thing.
Hash bro-wens!
Cho-reeso.
Goo-yer cheese.
If you told me that everyone in the FLIP video was dead, I would believe you.
The onionses rings wuz good
Jeff's eyes are some of the lowest eyes I've ever seen on a man. Isn't that one of the soyjacks?
Cho-reeso.
Goo-yer cheese.
If you told me that everyone in the FLIP video was dead, I would believe you.
The onionses rings wuz good
Jeff's eyes are some of the lowest eyes I've ever seen on a man. Isn't that one of the soyjacks?
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He says it like a Frenchman. Les 'ashBROWnz.
My headcannon is now that this is why the wordfilter used to change "hashbrowns" to "big black cock".
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He's trying to avoid the wordfilter so that nobody will know he's really talking about BIG BLACK DICK.
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Good to see Jack eating healthy hahaha there is more cheese than lettuce
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Did he ever explain which type of stroke he had, Ischemmic (blood clot) or aneurysm?
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Cheese clot