Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

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Shidoen said:
I was fine with the packers, I was fine with the ear gauges, I was even fine with the retarded hairstyle. But fucking crocs? Worst Man Ever.
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A crime against taste unforgivable by pretty much anything with something even remotely resembling standards.
And if they're so worried about height dysphoria? Well, short kings help each other out!
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This btw, is by one of the "newer" Pooner artists. While Babybabybaby222's creations set the standard for the pooner art traits, their work tended more towards body horror with emphasis on stuff like maggots in open surgery wounds and multicolored frankendick.
Bitchmittz on the other hand? While you've still got the classic skin tone, facial features, and top surgery scars, there's less of an emphasis on the grotesque.
Instead of weird body horror gremlins in the midst of self mutilation (DiY phallo...), Bitchmittz's Pooners are fatter, and in a lot of ways...kinda endearingly wholesome.
 
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TremendousBoredom said:
A crime against taste unforgivable by pretty much anything with something even remotely resembling standards.
And if they're so worried about height dysphoria? Well, short kings help each other out!
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This btw, is by one of the "newer" Pooner artists. While Babybabybaby222's creations set the standard for the pooner art traits, their work tended more towards body horror with emphasis on stuff like maggots in open surgery wounds and multicolored frankendick.
Bitchmittz on the other hand? While you've still got the classic skin tone, facial features, and top surgery scars, there's less of an emphasis on the grotesque.
Instead of weird body horror gremlins in the midst of self mutilation (DiY phallo...), Bitchmittz's Pooners are fatter, and in a lot of ways...kinda endearingly wholesome.
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Yeah her stuff is great.
You're right its almost wholesome, as wholesome as Pooners can get, I guess.
 
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amateur professional lurk said:
why did she get very obvious and terrible ab implants? she does realize that you can get real six pack abs as either man or woman by working out right? and they would look so much better.those just look horrible. i can only speculate at how messed up her mental health is at this point. the question is was she always this screwed up or was she at least normalish and hollywood fucked her up?
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Muscle implants are seriously the stupidest fucking thing ever. Its like putting a fucking ford engine in a ferrari frame.

It does nothing for you, everyone can tell that its fake, it ages like shit and if it doesn't explode and take your arm with it with it its probably gonna start leaking at one point, not to mention all the other health issues it can cause like displacing tissue, inhibiting actual muscle growth or in the worst cases causing necrosis.

Jesus dude, of all the body modifications you can get I genuinely think synthol injections/muscle implants are the most retarded shit ever.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Yeah her stuff is great.
You're right its almost wholesome, as wholesome as Pooners can get, I guess.
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Yeah, Babybabybaby222's work was really really solid. Unfortunately, I'm fairly certain getting banned from reddit and twitter dried up the inspiration pipeline as a lot of their work seemed to be targeted at specific people in the FtM community. And while the art may have started with elements of creating a ludicrous representation and self mockery? There was also a definite vibe of actively trolling the members of the trans community who saw something like Pooner art and couldn't respond with anything other than shrieking accusations of vicious transphobia.

That said, doing a bit of a deep dive and I'm finding some work of theirs that I'm pretty sure hasn't been posted elsewhere in thread that was otherwise lost with the banning of the pooner art subreddits.
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HOLY CRAP I FOUND IT.
The mythical AMAB Pooner equivalent to Kikomi.

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Oilspill Battery said:
Troons prefering to mutilate themselves and ruin their lives because they don't want the same reponsibilities that literally everyone has had since before society was a thing? Well I never! I always thought them such upstanding socially concious citizens.
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A bit of that.

They also get told HRT is totally harmless and reversible, and that gender change is totally not dangerous.

Worst of all they get told all you need is a couple of cosmetic surgeries to look like the other gender.
 
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Gender: Xenomorph said:
A bit of that.

They also get told HRT is totally harmless and reversible, and that gender change is totally not dangerous.

Worst of all they get told all you need is a couple of cosmetic surgeries to look like the other gender.
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And that it's "life saving" and will fix all your mental illnesses and personality disorders and trauma and whatever else is going on. Just chop off your tits, dooood, it's a panacea.
 
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Surfin Terf said:
Here is what she looks like and here are her ID and birth certificate (she was born in Antigonish, NS
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There is an Acadian village very close to Antigonish called Pomquet. That's probably where her family comes from, rather than somewhere in Quebec. You might as well go back to GoNoWhere town if you are just going to flunk around in Alberta.
Is she able to speak French?
Real POS killing someone in long term care but who knows if she really did it.
Fun fact: Antigonish is also the town where that porn star who killed herself bc twitter said she was transphobic was from.
Her first name is pretty gender neutral and there are some Acadians with very French surnames that speak English as a first and only language and Anglo-sounding first names. Pomquet has a Francophone school though.
 
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T4T couples face a great many challenges these days. Finances, balancing careers and screeching on social media, brewing bathtub HRT.

The same challenges as cisgendered, normal Americans face every day.
But...raising a family? Possibly the hardest of them all.

And thus, I present to you....Eraserpoon.

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TremendousBoredom said:
T4T couples face a great many challenges these days. Finances, balancing careers and screeching on social media, brewing bathtub HRT.

The same challenges as cisgendered, normal Americans face every day.
But...raising a family? Possibly the hardest of them all.

And thus, I present to you....Eraserpoon.

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I've wanted to throw up reading the tranny surgery threads on this site before, but until I saw this, never before had I laughed my ass off at the same time as I gagged and wanted to throw up.

I know it's just mspaint shit but there is something so deeply psychologically unnerving about this pooner stuff in addition to the groteque imagery, and it really doesn't help to know that the stereotypes they play off aren't far from reality.
 
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Dr. Funk said:
I've wanted to throw up reading the tranny surgery threads on this site before, but until I saw this, never before had I laughed my ass off at the same time as I gagged and wanted to throw up.

I know it's just mspaint shit but there is something so deeply psychologically unnerving about this pooner stuff in addition to the groteque imagery, and it really doesn't help to know that the stereotypes they play off aren't far from reality.
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So, when you look at the evidence that will be used by future doctors that GRS was a fucking mistake, yeah it's objectively disgusting. But the Pooner stuff? It's not just "Oh look, it's a rotdog covered in scars" or "Oh shit, look, the Pooner is bleeding from its crotch".
These are images made by members of a community that specifically target insecurities held by members of that community. So they know where to twist the knife. And yeah, a lot of them are utterly fucking ridiculous and exaggerated.

But, having looked at some of the folks some of the Pooner images are based on?
They're not too far off the mark in some cases, and the FtMs making the Pooners can't stand this.

Because 1)It shows that no matter how much they might individually pass? No one is going to think of them when they think of FtM's. They're going to think of Ayden Maxwell Poonington the third, with his gagues and beard that looks like someone bought a homeless guy's pubes and glued them to their face.

2) They're dealing with the thought that no matter how much hugbox support they might get? This is what they actually look like.

So there's a blend of "Gonna make this so ridiculous you've gotta laugh" and members of a community knowing exactly where to twist the knife.
It's why the psychological distress is there. Because unlike someone mocking MtF Hons for the 15th time with the same retreads of wojak imagery? These are the members of a community doing this to themselves, a psychological self harm to go along with the physical.

It's gonna gross you out, even as you laugh.
And with that cheerful thought, here's something a little less Cronenberg.

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TremendousBoredom said:
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On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.
 
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