Mar-11-23 - Praetor interview

[King Kiwi]

Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and if it's just to get a restraining order Sockness.

You know it's been quite a while since any of these people were in Chris's life.

The only way they're still relevant is if Chris brings them up.

I suppose if the only thing you had to live for was keeping up with an association with a mother raping man child....

I really hope this Praetor kid isn't looking to be president.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I think he's going to sue Tucker Carlson.

Tucker only said "arrested on charges of incest" and "authorities say he was having sex with his 79 year old mother who has dementia" (there's your source @Ophelia) both of which will remain true whether or not he gets convicted. Tucker has also already used the Alex Jones defense that he portrays a fictional character and nothing he says on the show is to be taken as his views or believed by the viewership. If they really want to be cheeky bastards, they could argue that because Tucker said "Chris Chan" and "Chan" as a last name he wasn't referring to anyone named Christine Weston Chandler

Assuming the group home scenario doesn't happen, because if it does then his money is going straight there.

His checks would be redirect there, but I don't think they could drain his savings, especially since they wouldn't be taking it for rent or anything they'd just be taking all his money for fun

 

[draggs]

'Guy saw a bunch of garbage bags and one of them looked like it had bright plastic in it' isn't much to conclude Chris' hoard is finally getting sent to the dump dimension

I do hope it is true and also true that Chris has a few tens of thousands of dollars available to him when he gets out, those are both the best outcomes for entertainment habbening

 

[King Kiwi]

His checks would be redirect there, but I don't think they could drain his savings, especially since they wouldn't be taking it for rent or anything they'd just be taking all his money for fun

Praetanator would be interested in Chris's money.

I read in his Cwcki article that he takes a profit of the Etsy shop for himself and whoever is a part of his team.

 

[TayandYou]

'Guy saw a bunch of garbage bags and one of them looked like it had bright plastic in it' isn't much to conclude Chris' hoard is finally getting sent to the dump dimension

I do hope it is true and also true that Chris has a few tens of thousands of dollars available to him when he gets out, those are both the best outcomes for entertainment habbening

I wonder if any of the shit he collected was actually considered valuable. I think he has an animation frame of the pony cartoon that someone sent him. Maybe a few rare pokemon cards and old toys will be valuable to collectors?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Think, man. That's retarded.

Think, man. Chris is retarded.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I'm going to laugh so hard if history repeats itself and Chris wastes all his money trying to sue trolls much like Barb did fighting the Snyder case.

He could at least do something fun and autistic with some of the money first like a trip to Nintendo Land at Universal Studios, I'd also suggest saving some of the money but like that's going to happen.

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm going to laugh so hard if history repeats itself and Chris wastes all his money trying to sue trolls much like Barb did fighting the Snyder case.

He's probably going to try to sue Null.

Yes, the very guy who not only tried to help Chris but when Null did a °180 and helped Barb out instead by trying to turn Chris in for stealing from her he called Null Judas.

O fuck, what if he tries to get Heilberg to sue Null? Hehehehe. With Caden helping? HAHAHAHA.

And for what? Caring about him more than his family ever did, except for maybe Bob and Corrina.

Naw, all of Chris's untouched funds from the Tugboat should be donated to Kiwi Farms.

Truly that's the only good use for it unless you want to give it back to the taxpayers which probably isn't a bad idea, either

 

[Chimplord1997]

Think, man. Chris is retarded.

Chris might be, but a lawyer probably isn't (nick rekieta notwithstanding)

 

[Ophelia]

Spoiler: Reddit Moment

It appears as though the hoard and Chris’s belongings are slowly being chipped away at. I counted at least 10 bags of garbage outside of the can along with an assortment of miscellaneous boxes and things, one of which was a large cardboard Transformers box and Lego box of similar size.

From what I could tell of the white trash bags, one looked to have an assortment of clothing, while the rest looked to have bright pink, purple, and blue plastics in them, typical colors of children’s toys.

The yard looks to be in better shape than previous pictures of previous years. Somebody was definitely hired to clean up and maintain the property. Any debris and leaf litter are deposited in front off the can.

Both sheds continue to degrade, with the Dreaming Studio continuing to rot away while Bob’s greenhouse has caved in further and the clear plastic panels have deformed and become opaque.

Edit to add: Fashion Square is not closing, they just appear to not be doing well, a lot of the big name businesses, like JC Penny and Belk, that take up whole wings of the mall have mostly all left, which is really bad for Fashions bottom line.

Spoiler: Photo

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No reason to think these aren’t legit, right? Posted by u/Iron_Taipan.

That’s not enough proof. Anything could be in the bag, bin, and box. As I said when the picture first came out, I need to see a pony sticking out of a trashcan and lego spilling out of a sack before I get my hopes up.

Do you think he signed all the medallions as well?

Obviously. Or Praetor forged the signature. Chris isn’t signing anything other than trash in jail.

(Tucker Carlson claiming “authorities” as his source for Barb’s mental state doesn’t impress me either. It’s worded very carefully)

 

[Optimus Prime]

If that's the case, I hope he doesn't do that, unless the guards will get the wrong idea and put Chris under suicide watch.

I guess it's better that Chris was caught at the time that he did the dirty deed. Like I said before: Chris is speeding the inevitable. Even without the incest, if things progressed the way that they are, probably in the next 15 years, Barb would've died, the bank would take 14 blc/sheriff would kick Chris out, and he would be homeless and taken advantage of. Let's face it: Chris, given who he is, cannot take care of himself. Being in a group home or an adult day care is what's best for Chris, and a nightmare for Bob if he was still alive. But you have to blame his approach on parenting Chris for the way he turned out.

Indeed, you really can't look at the big picture with Chris and see that this is a truly worst case scenario for not getting your autistic child the critical special education they need early on. We know this didn't happen with Chris because his parents didn't want him regarded as the deformed freak of the town (and ended up setting him on the path to become exactly that) as result of the world they grew up in. And because they spoiled the shit out of him all the way through high school and then some, he never learned critical things like having a work ethic or getting over his narcissism derived from his complete lack of empathy.

Where's Chris getting the money to call twice a week if the tugboat and etsy money hasn't been touched, and how are you getting "actively identifying as bigender" from "not caring about pronouns or arguing about gender as much while in jail"?

This is Chris we're talking about - he gave a shit about his pronouns so much that he corrected the fucking judge at one of his early hearings. He absolutely wore the whole transwoman thing all over his person, because he wanted to be seen as a woman that badly.

For him to give up on enforcing that shows that he's slowly abandoning the idea he is at least exclusively female.

His checks would be redirect there, but I don't think they could drain his savings, especially since they wouldn't be taking it for rent or anything they'd just be taking all his money for fun

Honestly, what good would savings even be if he's stuck in a home for the rest of his life? They're not going to allow him to just ship an endless amount of bullshit to his room and he's not going to be going out on his own anymore, so where exactly would that money go?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Chris might be, but a lawyer probably isn't (nick rekieta notwithstanding)

Frivolous lawsuits are the unofficial American pass time, lawyers are mental gymnastics gold medalists.

 

[Ophelia]

Another thought on the gender thing, maybe Praetor talked him into believing just being trans is passé and nowadays the really special people claim to be any and all genders.

I’m picturing Chris telling Heilberg he wants to hire him to be his law attack dog. Lolno.

They're not going to allow him to just ship an endless amount of bullshit to his room and he's not going to be going out on his own anymore, so where exactly would that money go?

Sugar.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Another thought on the gender thing, maybe Praetor talked him into believing just being trans is passé and nowadays the really special people claim to be any and all genders.

I don't think it's a far stretch, I always felt they never giving a shit about him except to make products to sell. They agree with chris' bull shit then go "hey, sign this so we can sell it, or say this is a licensed product"

Chris is a horrible person but praetor is scum. I can imagine when caden was a kid and the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grows up and said he wanted to sell random garbage from a fat incest committing retard with a lego and mlp fetish.

The weens buying them are worse but that's always to be expected.

 

[King Kiwi]

I just can't stop thinking of all of Chris's money being donated to KF.

 

[Jacob]

I'm going to laugh so hard if history repeats itself and Chris wastes all his money trying to sue trolls much like Barb did fighting the Snyder case.

He could at least do something fun and autistic with some of the money first like a trip to Nintendo Land at Universal Studios, I'd also suggest saving some of the money but like that's going to happen.

Even if he did actually say that he plans on using the money to sue people, it's not very likely he'd go through with it.

It's pretty safe to assume he's going to immediately blow it all on a massive LEGO and vidya shopping spree.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

yeah but chris claimed in 2014 afaik that he was transitioning using those old, probably expired tit gels he found laying around.
Did he really get proper hormones or he used mind control music videos to grow a china?

Those Tit gels were on his stomach.
Are you suggesting that now the Deity has a set of tits on his stomach to further get into the furry community?

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Even if he did actually say that he plans on using the money to sue people, it's not very likely he'd go through with it.

It's pretty safe to assume he's going to immediately blow it all on a massive LEGO and vidya shopping spree.

Right, as opposed to finding a place to live?

 

[Jacob]

Right, as opposed to finding a place to live?

Finding a place to stay was only slightly higher on his priority list than toys before he got arrested in the first place.

Another thought on the gender thing, maybe Praetor talked him into believing just being trans is passé and nowadays the really special people claim to be any and all genders.

Why would they do that? It's not like Chris going from mtf troon to gender blob would do anything to sell more of their junk.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Another thought on the gender thing, maybe Praetor talked him into believing just being trans is passé and nowadays the really special people claim to be any and all genders.

I’m picturing Chris telling Heilberg he wants to hire him to be his law attack dog. Lolno.


Sugar.

Or maybe he's not trans and time away from the echo chamber served for deprogramming.