Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.8%

  • Total voters
    337
This is all I can think of every time Nick tries to claim, "This affects all Youtubers and their right to free speech."
Or does it just affect the ones who drunkenly and baselessly accuse some random lolcow of sucking little boys' dicks?

Because I'm pretty sure it would be setting no precedent to call that defamatory per se.
 
There's nothing to apologize for, at least to anyone here. It's not like he's harmed us or something. If he quit cowing it up every single day, people would quit milking him, though, simple as that.
Yes, but his need for approval drives him to 'fix' the problem. It does not need to be fixed. This is what drives the problem. He can just stop, take the hit, and move on, but he is stuck on the past.

In other news, here are some highlights from his latest LOCALS stream:

-Nick doesn't get mad over big things, but small things make him unreasonably angry.

You can ell with how MUCH he talks about things that he doesn't care AT ALL. This self delusions is something else...

-Nick is totally not a swinger. If he were you would know vecuase swingers don't across like that.

That is some great, textbook 'No True Scotsman' logic right there.

-Someone suggested a Mexican LIVE show

LOL! You know Ralph would drive there and confront him!
 
Spent a bit of time looking through Nick's GiveSendGo donos. Found it interesting how many women's names there were, as well as how many donations were from Monty's haters and from "muh free speech"-type people. From the so-called LawTube, donations in order of appearance were: $100 from Eric Hunley, $100 likely from LegalVices (the dono is anonymous, but the comment says "Support for the kindness and support you have shown to me and the Legal Vices channel."), $100 from The DUI Guy, $500 from Robert Gouveia, $600 from Law of Self Defense LLC. That's it.

I also noticed that the donations seemed to dry up considerably in the past couple days, so I made a graph. And boy, does it look sad.
Note that the X-axis goes "4, 3, 2, 1, 0," which is how many "days ago" the donation was made, at the point of 12:00UTC today. So the "4" mark doesn't actually correspond to a 24-hour period, but some period (judging by when the shilling tweets went out, a little over 8 hours) between when the GSG was made and 12:00UTC, March 15th. I bet that if I waited another 15-16 hours, that is, until exactly 5 days after the publication, the decline would be pretty much exponential.
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So yeah, unless he ramps up the shilling, Nick's pretty much done getting money. How embarrassing. I lost whatever respect I had for him long ago, but I bet there are people who will get alienated by the constant e-begging. Which he would have to start doing, because the way it's going, 50k will take forever to get to. Even if we assume that he continues to get $140/day, it'd take him almost a year to get to $50k. You might think that's fine. Consider, however, that it took him just a couple months to burn through 50k already. So he would need at least 5 times more money every day than he's getting now in order to "defray" costs completely. Again, how embarrassing. I mean, "becomes an e-beggar" wasn't even on the bingo card.
 
I feel obligated to look at it solely because of how much it irritates them -- but there's nothing even remotely interesting about any of them. Gang of retarded midwits hurtling towards old age, desperately trying to get in one last coom before it all stops working for good.
The locals chats are interesting inasmuch as they reveal who Nick has the most in common with. Nick has associations with many people, but he treats the Locals as if they are more his people (older, desperately trying to keep their sex lives exciting, prone to substance abuse, petty/sarcastic, love the sound of Nick's voice almost as much as he does, etc).

In their own sad way, they become a mirror to Nick's soul as they take Biblical references out of context and adopt self-serving terminology as they justify their behavior so they can still be as degenerate as they want, but still (in their own mind) be good enough to look down on others.

That said, they aren't unique. They are just the fans Nick deserves.
 
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Someone suggested a Mexican LIVE show

LOL! You know Ralph would drive there and confront him!
This is the cow crossover I need another classic ralphamale w. Are there any famous swingers resorts in Mexico? If he did go south of the border it would just prove our wife is tired of being pozloaded by niggers and wants some carne de hombre caliente
 
"He didn't pick my LLC in Texas, by the way, Rekieta Media LLC, he did not pick that one because that one has an anti-SLAPP also."

No Nick, you absolute fucking imbecile, I'm going to guess the reason Montagraph didn't pick your LLC in Texas is probably because according to Texas government websites, Rekieta Media LLC's right to transact business in Texas is "FORFEITED".

Another bang-up job by its registered agent Ty Beard!


Yes, I think that's what he was trying to say, and it's not inconsistent with what I've seen online. But the problem for him was that he was trying to make that point without saying the name "Gay 90s", because if you say the name it sounds like a gay bar, and if you go to the website it looks like a gay bar.

Is this moron insinuating that he would have accepted the personal jurisdiction of a court in Illinois or Colorado? The defendant's home state is the proper and safest venue in almost all cases. The forum shopping accusation is retarded. That is unless you are mouth breathing retard like @PocketJacks and enjoy lawsuits that cost 100k+ only to find out that the defendant didn't intentionally reach into your jurisdiction for defamation purposes. It is the single thing that Monty got right in his entire life.

One a second issue- think about the precedent says Nick. Yea, imagine the Minnesota defamation precedent that lawyers high on MDMA can't scream and yell that a random schizo is sucking off kids and being a pedo without any evidence. Freeze Peach everywhere would be over.
 
The locals chats are interesting inasmuch as they reveal who Nick has the most in common with. Nick has associations with many people, but he treats the Locals as if they are more his people (older, desperately trying to keep their sex lives exciting, prone to substance abuse, petty/sarcastic, love the sound of Nick's voice almost as much as he does, etc).

In their own sad way, they become a mirror to Nick's soul as they take Biblical references out of context and adopt self-serving terminology as they justify their behavior so they can still be as degenerate as they want, but still (in their own mind) be good enough to look down on others.

That said, they aren't unique. They are just the fans Nick deserves.
Locals is a permanent structure of the show. They're his primary source of moral support online (which explains a lot really). Maybe even his income eventually. He goes to them for feedback on how to run things, otherwise he would not see any need to overindulge emotionally with his Locals supporter. So it's no accident that Locals has become a cesspit of vipers more than happy to backstab one another in a weak attempt to parrot talking points to appease their Creator. The pecking order formed the more Nick became engaged in chat. It's obvious certain things cannot be said around people there and the feeling from an outsider is that the atmosphere is very jealous and socially repetitive. I can see where it is incredibly mindnumbing to read. Imv, it's simple to analyze as it's no different than the typical Yahoo chat circa late 90s full of low IQ lonely people who see themselves as pioneers of modernity. That's where all the pseudo-Christianity/New Age people go to share their superficial moonspeak. Literally no one else will give it the time of day because they're not as deep as they think they sound irl.
 
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This is all I can think of every time Nick tries to claim, "This affects all Youtubers and their right to free speech."
These idiots need to realise if YouTube rots, something better will fill the void. YouTube isn't life, people shouldn't live on that website.

How did that anti-charismatic fat coomer rat grift $170k from copyright strikes? People who enforce content ID are obviously in the wrong business.

The image in Balldo's griftscamgay page looks like some edgy teenager's Yu-Gi-Oh self-insert parody. Cringe is off the charts. Take that Millenium Scale and put it up there. What's the power anyway, because the grift isn't working.
 
Nick's NEVER gone to a gay bar, he went to an underwear bar, dammit! Everyone's gone to their local underwear bar once or twice before! There's lots of underwear bars out there which aren't gay bars, right?
Nick would never go to a real ♂GAY BAR♂ (never mind a real ♂bondage, gay place♂) because his wife would never look at him again.
Yes. That's a real place (NSFW site warning). Eagle LA - 4219 Santa Monica Blvd, Los Angeles, CA.
 
Crowder has for a month at this point been complaining about the contracts with so called conservative media and wanting to start an alternative. When he announced his move to Rumble on Russell Brand's show, he once again reiterated this idea of his of starting like a creator friendly multi channel network. I could easily see Nick being one of the first one these especially given his familiarity with Rumble already.

Now the counterpoint would be that Nick would've mentioned this if that's what was happening. My counter to the counterpoint is that Nick doesn't watch anything and doesn't keep up to date with anything. So him not knowing about this is completely possible.
LOL NOPE

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Balldo Man is too toxic as a brand lmao.
 
LOL NOPE

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Balldo Man is too toxic as a brand lmao.
Crowders audience are actual Conservatives, Post Balldo Rekieta with his constant coomer talk, his wife posting pics with her ass hanging out, and his pet nigger talking about grooming saving his friends daughter from being sex trafficked, and pissing on her and choking her out the safe way, that shit just won't play well to them, they'd find him ridiculous, and Crowder isn't stupid, he has so many people gunning for him he'll have done his research before makes someone part of his show, as soon as he realizes Nick is no longer LARPing as a Conservative Christian Family Man but is now a sex obsessed deviant who takes poppers and cruises fag bars monogomously he's gonna think he's a fucking creep, and so would his audience.
 
So yeah, unless he ramps up the shilling, Nick's pretty much done getting money. How embarrassing. I lost whatever respect I had for him long ago, but I bet there are people who will get alienated by the constant e-begging. Which he would have to start doing, because the way it's going, 50k will take forever to get to. Even if we assume that he continues to get $140/day, it'd take him almost a year to get to $50k. You might think that's fine. Consider, however, that it took him just a couple months to burn through 50k already. So he would need at least 5 times more money every day than he's getting now in order to "defray" costs completely. Again, how embarrassing. I mean, "becomes an e-beggar" wasn't even on the bingo card.
Maybe he should cut his dick off and SWAT himself.
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I can see where it is incredibly mindnumbing to read. Imv, it's simple to analyze as it's no different than the typical Yahoo chat circa late 90s full of low IQ lonely people who see themselves as pioneers of modernity. That's where all the pseudo-Christianity/New Age people go to share their superficial moonspeak. Literally no one else will give it the time of day because they're not as deep as they think they sound irl.
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The list is also chock full of actual talent with track records. All the comedians were staples of the 90s on comedy central. They have been on Rogan multiple times as well. Going into gun content is also a good move.

Another 1k drop on the 17th.He is 5k down from his high of 480k in November.
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He will never break 500k nor will his locals/rumble ever be profitable after they decide to can him for such poor performance. That's when the next big lolcow arc will begin. We can only speculate how he will proceed.
 
He will never break 500k nor will his locals/rumble ever be profitable after they decide to can him for such poor performance. That's when the next big lolcow arc will begin. We can only speculate how he will proceed.
Especially if he goes on some drunken tard rant on YouTube that gets him banned for good this time and has to go the Ralphamale route of streaming on shitty, off-brand platforms that nobody watches, for pennies and sad lewds.
 
The list is also chock full of actual talent with track records. All the comedians were staples of the 90s on comedy central. They have been on Rogan multiple times as well. Going into gun content is also a good move.

Another 1k drop on the 17th.He is 5k down from his high of 480k in November.
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He went from an average CCV of 9k down to 3k. After YouTube takes their 30% he’s made $857,369.80 from superchats since 2011, the nerve it would take to expect your audience to give you even more to pay your legal fees. What an entitled faggot.
This is his most recent CCV (peak/average)
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This is all I can think of every time Nick tries to claim, "This affects all Youtubers and their right to free speech."

What would we do if we couldn't call people pedophiles without evidence??!? It would be the end of the internet as we know it!!! That's why you need to give me, Sir Balldo Mustang the First, all of your moneys. If you don't, my  orbiters friends will go through another purity test tell you how horrible you are for not supporting my bad decision making skills a free internet!!!
Another 1k drop on the 17th.He is 5k down from his high of 480k in November.
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Can we get a 470k special? It will only get worse the more openly combative he is towards his current and former fans.
 
Seems like most people who are done with watching a certain creator, even to the point of not caring to see what the faggot is up to now & again, move on & forget they are even subbed to the channel.

Even if it’s a small percentage of the total sub count, the fact that so many thousands of people have felt so strongly that they actively unsubscribe says a lot. Over time the majority will likely wander away without unsubscribing but won’t be back as active viewers.

Especially since, for whatever reason, the chat interaction seemed to be a draw to the channel. Now that’s it’s fractured between YouTube, Locals, & Rumble with all the various groups & their bs, probably doesn’t make an enjoyable experience for the casual viewer.

Late on this bc site wasn’t letting me do reactions, posts, etc during last few days but this stuff about Locals privacy is really silly. They actually think putting Locals chat to sub only mode will make one iota of difference? Not to the person with a spare five bucks or who can hop on over to the farms to read all about it. And what’s this about “gaining ammunition?” The phrase that should replace it is: “It’ll stop people who don’t pay from reading it and laughing at you“. Except, of course, it won’t. 70A0EC59-3B32-4D76-84BF-CD8C776DC11C.jpeg
 
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