Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WelperHelper99]

Don't worry they'll tell you in an exclusive youtube vid. There's no way they'd keep quiet.

Whoever did is going to try and grift a ton of clout from this, I couldn't believe they wouldn't.

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

God helps us all

 

[Salter]

I'm really excited to see what Chris' first move will be now.

 

[RACISM]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

Shut up and stop being a nigger.

 

[Corporal Lewis]

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This picture has major fashwave vibes

Because of the red and blue tints on his face, he reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix' Joker...

Chris has escaped Arkham, I can't wait for the next issue!

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

The whole day can go to shit so early...

I'm going to go lie down

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

HELL YEAH, THE MERGE KEEPS GOING. KEEP YOUR GRANNIES IN, CHUDS.

SONICHU PRISON SPECIAL WHEN???

 

[Strangolapreti]

look at those arms... so fucking thin...

 

[Epic Fail Man]

'The dreaded wandering elder rapist of West Virginia' saga has begun. People of West Virginia will tell tales of their grandmas suddenly disappearing and a wandering "sasquatch" that mumbles to himself about interdimensional pop culture references.

 

[A shitty ass clover]

Is it possible it was Keffals who paid the bond, to join forces with Chris Chan to destroy the Kiwifarms?

unlikely but that would be quite the plot twist

 

[Joggin Noggin]

I really can't believe they just let him out

I believe that Virginia has a statutory right to bail, so he would have to have been shown to be unlikely to show at further proceedings or be an unreasonable danger to himself or the community. Even if his situation is worse outside of jail, which it almost certainly is, they didn't really have any other option once bail was posted

 

[WelperHelper99]

Because of the red and blue tints on his face, he reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix' Joker...

Chris has escaped Arkham, I can't wait for the next issue!

Truly we live in a society when a troll pays bail for shits and giggles

 

[Monuklear]

It begins.

 

[Hazel Motes]

Brother Chris has risen from the ashes to finish off this decandent Western society as Allah foresaw, mashallah.

 

[Hokuriku]

To think, I had mainly joined the Farms to gawk at the fallout of the incest saga. I feel like I've aged a decade since then with everything else I've incidentally discovered here.

 

[rodentia]

gender: male

zozzle

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The real questions are why now of all times, who paid and where is he going to be staying? He probably can't go back to the Sonichu Temple unless Barb isn't there anymore. Usually you're not permitted to have any contact with your victim before the trial.

So until we know anything for sure I think it's best to just sit back and wait to see what happens next.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Come on, gang, let's crowdfund him a PS5. He's earned it.

Only on the condition that he streams Howarts legacy with the PS5. Making him the first tranny to ever play and own the game.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Considering how long he was in custody and his mental state he was probably bonded to a halfway house which would still have strict rules for him to follow.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

Oh hey, Anthony LoGatto. It's been a while. How's that comedy career coming along?

"What Saddam did in the Gulf War was small potatoes to what Chris has done." - A-Log