Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

How long till he tries to get back to the Sonichu Temple?

It's almost noon EST. He's probably on his why there now. Back in jail for dinner.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

The Anti-chris walks on this earth again.

The dimensional merge is so on.

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

What the fuck Chris getting released from jail is not something I was expecting in 2023 at all I guess all the trumpets have to be blown before the world comes crashing down.

Great who dun it is now on the table for discussion, who bonded Chris out he must be so happy he finally gets to play with his legos games and sonichu medallions.

 

[Summoned Demon]

look at those arms... so fucking thin...

For a second I thought his right arm had some sort of deformaty, like he had anorexia or something, but it just seems like it's a combination of the lighting and the baggy prison shirt that makes him look like the lankiest he's been in a long time.

 

[ForgedBlades]

And thus begins the countdown to when he is thrown out of the group home.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

The most important question: are we getting a Sonichu prison special comics?

 

[Retard#7822]

From the ongoing FAQ thread it looked like he was going to a group home, Gateway Homes showed up on some document.

How amazing would it be if he just walked back home as if nothing happened? It'll be interesting to see where he ends up.

 

[yoursavior]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

lmao this fag is for real

 

[Local Wordmason]

Alright folks, betting is now open for the fate of CWC!
Odds are as follows:
Reoffending 2:1
Getting institutionalized 3:1
Starting a cult 8:1
Getting a motorcycle and riding to Mexico 1000:1

Place your bets!

 

[Actual Dumbass]

Oh God no.

 

[ChiefHennessey]

This is the most excited my autistic nigger self has been in months holy shit are the next few weeks gonna be intriguing. Can't wait for some gay alog to rush for either the shittiest or greatest interview of all time.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

odds of "Honor Roll" learning anything from the past few years: ~0%

 

[Finger Pistols]

if only ralph was still in the US. could have taken Chris into his crackshack and milk him for content.

Ralph has Chris-Chan's lolcow spirit. By the law of attraction they'll find a way to be on the same place at the same time so that the spirit can return to its rightful owner. Then at that very moment the Ralphamale will interview Chris on that broke dick Joshua "Judas" Moon.

 

[King Kiwi]

HELL YEAH, THE MERGE KEEPS GOING. KEEP YOUR GRANNIES IN, CHUDS.

SONICHU PRISON SPECIAL WHEN???

Don't worry about the granny part for myself.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Inb4 some A-log concocts a plan to get themselves locked up and sent to the same home.

 

[Retard#7822]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

Stfu lol

 

[Kirby]

OH FUCK NO!!!
Quick. If you see this man, KILL HIM. I'm not even joking. After all the awful shit he's done, kill him. It's the only way to keep him from getting away with his heinous crimes again.


PS. I'm serious. The only way to truly bring this man to justice is to kill him. He'll find a way out of jail, he had an exceptionally miserable life, he's criminally insane, he has to die! I mean, sure he's THE LOLcow, but he crossed the moral line into Horrorcow so hard that it's not even funny.

I understand that Chris shits himself all the time but this is hardly any reason to kill him.

 

[Jex]

He's too retarded to lie low, I expect hijinks to ensue.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Don't think its that, no obituaries for a Barbara Chandler in Ruckersville from what I can tell

I think that someone has to specifically create and pay for an obituary. If you are a dementia-ridden son-cum-filled hermit pauper with no family that cares about you, no obit.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why the fuck was the famed Kiwifarms reported, Ethan Oliver "Corncob" Ralph not on scene for this?

we need bookending bitches