Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

Who posted bail?

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>joke to friend about chris being freed 9 days ago
>it happens
Oh fuck it got jinxed into existence 1644515399360.png
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
Here’s a short list of suspects:

Ralph
>Would like to capitalize on his Chris Chan arrested video
>Would give him badly needed views for his Killstream

Keffals
>Both are troons who made creepy statements about their mothers
>Would unite to take down Null

Null
>Tried to help Chris by teaching him to be financially independent for when his elderly mother dies and this bit him in the ass
>Would hunt him down to rectify this mistake

Bella
>Still has a chance to become Chris’s greatest troll by blackmailing him into killing himself
>Would do it just to spite us

A new challenger appears
>Some ween looking to make his mark on Christory
>Doesn’t know what he’s in for
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Ralph is broke and doesn't have enough pesos to bond Chris out.

Keffals is in a rehab facility for almost OD'ing on crack he bought with $100k worth of scammed troon lawlsuit funds.

Null could be the main culprit as he is burdened with the task of being Chris Chan's eternal tard wrangler.

The most realistic probability... A new "Bella" character looking to exploit Chris for attention. We'll see if this mysterious benefactor shows themselves under the larp they're helping Chris and providing him shelter. It's basically some Daniel Larson type shit we're gonna get of a homeless autist getting passed around like a whore between alogs.
 
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Maybe they set the bond super low since he has been in for most of the time he would serve anyways. I think that or an opportunistic Ralph after a new captive to be a nanny.
 
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Potential Scenario:

Chris bonds himself out with his savings. Gets told by the guards that he's not free to go pending transport to a hospital/wherever the fuck. Goes apeshit and gets a new charge for causing a ruckus in a detention facility or trying to get physical with a guard. Chris gets bond surrendered for new charge.
 
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Johnston said:
Pointless Sperg said he would date trans people... I think its for the best if he doesn't come back
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Keeping someone off the site, no less someone who provided seemingly valuable and knowledgeable information for maybe having the wrong opinions goes against everything this site stands for (outside of laughing at retards on the internet). I don't know if he held that opinion or not, I didn't see it anywhere prominent, and if he had it, he wasn't obnoxious about it, so I really don't care.

If you meant maybe he shouldn't be welcome back here for simply having the wrong opinions, I'd invite you to just delete your own account. But I'm just going to assume that you meant for his own sake. Still, fuck that, the site hasn't gotten much worse since he left, especially since most of the stink ditches have moved on to seething about Elon some more.
 
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