Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[WonderWino]

Will he get placed in housing similar to Lucas Werner? Both are on lifelong tugboats, and both have behavioral issues. Imagine them as roommates! The milk would flow like the spices of Arrakis!

Well lucas does like to rant about how he wants a woman to move in with him.....

The power of the CPU goddess combined with the strong DNA of the lord of telomeres would make the world tremble. The utter lunacy would truly be a sight to behold..... as would the inevitable comics with whatever fucked up character chris comes up with to depict the wern. I'm thinking some kind of reeking, slovenly humanoid cockroach like the judas bugs from mimic

 

[King Kiwi]

All quiet on the eastern front.

Wherever twiggy is, he obviously is not on the internet and there's no updates from any of his lovers, so it's safe to assume he's still unable to reach out to the public.

Tbh, if he goes to a group home where he's severely limited in contacting anyone is it really that much different than jail?

Especially if we don't know where exactly he is.

 

[Muu]

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[soapy124]

Im really looking forward to him getting a shitty old phone at least, so he can post videos. Its getting boring and reading the cwcki updates about whether he still thinks hes Jesus or no isnt exciting enough ... also ,what the fuck happens to Barb if he moves into a tard home? did I miss out on news of what happened to her or is it unknown ?

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Chris is an emancipated adult, who’s been living off his SSID for two decades now.

This is a really amusing typo considering how internet addicted Chris is.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There are places for tards as they go from children to young adults, but there aren’t many places for people like Chris. The system isn’t really geared towards it.

Chris is a unique outlier. He does have the mind of a child after decades of arrested development. But yeah, there isn't many options the system can do for a mentally impaired 40 year old who's been living in his own world for 20 years.

The best laid plans by loving dads, ruined by autism. Many such cases

I'm fairly certain towards Bob's last months, he reflected on how he raised Chris and felt bad for not doing more. But that's what happens when you don't put discipline on people like Chris. Even Bob hoped Chris could do something with sonichu, but Chris thought different, and I guess it was that disconnect, among other things, is why their relationship was what it was. If Chris was born in the 90s or 2000s, his dad would have a better grasp on how to handle a kid with the 'tism, but since Chris had to be conceived by technically grandparents with little interest/understanding of what autism is, we got Chris Chan, the proto lolcow.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

lol

 

[Lindy64]

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lol

People keep reposting this not realizing this was the same case when he was originally arrested, or at least it was a short time after. this is nothing new

 

[Fapcop]

Im really looking forward to him getting a shitty old phone at least, so he can post videos. Its getting boring and reading the cwcki updates about whether he still thinks hes Jesus or no isnt exciting enough ... also ,what the fuck happens to Barb if he moves into a tard home? did I miss out on news of what happened to her or is it unknown ?

Would do wonders for the CWC subforum to see Chris come out as an irredeemable and proud mother fucker.

“It was soul bonding yes but ah… It was also very mutually pleasurable hmm intercourse! I recommend it wholeheartedly for those who ah… For people whose parents are still alive!”

I’d say odds are 50/50 whether Chris will go that way or cook up some massive conspiracy theory involving Null, the police and dark forces online.

 

[Outland Cow]

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alright I GET IT
just put it in the op post so we stop getting the same image reposted repeatedly goodness gracious

 

[Sorades]

@Sorades You might have opened up things you didn't intend to...

I don't care, i don't even live in the US so what ever shit happens there doesn't affect me in any way.

 

[King Kiwi]

It's going to be really sad when people are disappointed Chris isn't allowed online indefinitely

 

[Sorades]

I'm fairly certain towards Bob's last months, he reflected on how he raised Chris and felt bad for not doing more. But that's what happens when you don't put discipline on people like Chris. Even Bob hoped Chris could do something with sonichu, but Chris thought different, and I guess it was that disconnect, among other things, is why their relationship was what it was. If Chris was born in the 90s or 2000s, his dad would have a better grasp on how to handle a kid with the 'tism, but since Chris had to be conceived by technically grandparents with little interest/understanding of what autism is, we got Chris Chan, the proto lolcow.

It's very likely that Bob just stopped giving a fuck about Chris and came to terms with the fact that Chris is a hopeless case. Bob can find solace in the fact that he has 2 other children and at least one grandchild who are dignified adults at this point. Chris was supposed to be his golden child, but ended up beoming his biggest failure.
Its kind of like Kingcobra, his dad did a lot but he just stopped caring because he has 2 daughter with another woman who are A graders.

It's going to be really sad when people are disappointed Chris isn't allowed online indefinitely

If Chris is in a group home, then the staff will keep Chris in check. They dont let people on the internet 24/7 and besides, the internet there is usually too slow to do shit.

 

[penismuncher89]

Are we in the endgame of Christory?

 

[GypsyBard]

Ok so this can be boiled down to 3 questions

1: who bailed Chris out? It was not Ethan Ralph because if it was then he would be screaming about it to everyone.

2: where is Chris now? He might be in a group home or out on the street but where can he be. If he was at a weens place we would know. The ween would let everyone know.

3: why is Chris not on the internet? Chris is a addict. Even if he was told he could not or should not go online he would still try. Maybe through a alt. But we would know by now. Getting on the internet at this point is easy. Cheap $20 Walmart phone or the library are easy go to options. This means there is some external force keeping Chris offline.

In my city homeless people have Obama phones or Walmart phones. When they pass a business with wifi they check messages and make calls through free apps. Everywhere has wifi so after awhile they have a complete network so they can just get on anywhere downtown. If Chris is homeless this may be his fate

 

[Gorilla Man]

He might be in a group home or out on the street but where can he be. If he was at a weens place we would know.

What happened to his old house and all of his toys?
I assume it got auctioned off by the city, or something?

If I was Chris, the first thing I would do is go to my old house to recover my sonichu totem
He might end up in a homeless shelter near that region, or squatting in the house, if it is still empty

 

[UncommonParlence]

Theory: randos posted his bail so they could unalive him.

He most likely bonded himself out. All it takes is money. This was the first time bond was allowed at all. There's no need for a mysterious ween. Boglim's razor states... what is attributed to malice can most likely be explained by retardation. I.e. Chris is retarded and it may have just occurred to him that he had money in the bank. Sieg Heilberg could have easily handled it for Chris.

 

[SvenDegenerate]

Are we in the endgame of Christory?

I will honestly be in disbelief if Chris continues to use the internet. My bet is that he will avoid public life, but that is the logical thing to do so who knows.

 

[Mouse Cop]

Ok so this can be boiled down to 3 questions

1: who bailed Chris out? It was not Ethan Ralph because if it was then he would be screaming about it to everyone.

2: where is Chris now? He might be in a group home or out on the street but where can he be. If he was at a weens place we would know. The ween would let everyone know.

3: why is Chris not on the internet? Chris is a addict. Even if he was told he could not or should not go online he would still try. Maybe through a alt. But we would know by now. Getting on the internet at this point is easy. Cheap $20 Walmart phone or the library are easy go to options. This means there is some external force keeping Chris offline.

In my city homeless people have Obama phones or Walmart phones. When they pass a business with wifi they check messages and make calls through free apps. Everywhere has wifi so after awhile they have a complete network so they can just get on anywhere downtown. If Chris is homeless this may be his fate

1. Nobody. He was released by court order. The website was updated to reflect this.
2. Unknown. Possibilities as I see them are on the street, in a hotel, or in a halfway house.
3. He may be on the Internet already, and we just haven't found him. He may be trying to find a place to stay. He may be inprocessing wherever he currently is. He may not have money to get himself online.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

It's going to be really sad when people are disappointed Chris isn't allowed online indefinitely

honestly the best case scenario for chris is that he never gets near the internet ever again. so if that ends up being what happens then good for him and the rest of the world that is spared from dealing with him. however chris being chris he will find a way online unless he is drugged out of his mind or being watched 24/7.