Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Jon Osterman]

What's more surprising than Chris being silent (because there're a lot of explanations for that) is that Praetor hasn't come out with anything even though this is seemingly the start of their next big thing. Has anyone tried contacting them about this?

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

Samson Jekyll <<== Wikipedia article (because the meme had his picture)

Short version: Stupid schtick from 4chan.

 

[Kirby]

If anything I'd really like to know how people treated him in prison. Really want to know what Jose and Tyquan thought about him drawing his weird ass sonic shit. If he was in solitary confinement he'd probably start eating his own shit.

There were rumors that Chris became some black gang's bitch and had to suck big black cock everyday for protection from the spanish prisoners who wanted to kill him.

Most likely though Chris was kept in solitary confinement from the beginning because he is retarded, a sex offender and thinks hes a woman and did nothing but drink Fanta and shit himself all day.

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

He looks like Ozzy Osbourne, jesus

Mama's gonna worry
I've been a bad bad boy
No use saying sorry,
It's something that I enjoy

 

[EvilFatjon]

There were rumors that Chris became some black gang's bitch and had to suck big black cock everyday for protection from the spanish prisoners who wanted to kill him.

Most likely though Chris was kept in solitary confinement from the beginning because he is retarded, a sex offender and thinks hes a woman and did nothing but drink Fanta and shit himself all day.

There's no way Chris was allowed to leave solitary confinement. I mean, we sort of know what to expect, but can you imagine Chris having a normal cellmate? The prison letters showed that he didn't change at all.
Can you imagine being a normal human being and having to deal with that batshit lunatic every single day? Can you imagine trying to sleep or read while he mutters endlessly about the dimensional merge or about soul bonding?

 

[Mouse Cop]

Samson Jekyll <<== Wikipedia article (because the meme had his picture)

Short version: Stupid schtick from 4chan.

I for one find the Sam Hyde memes hilarious.

If anything I'd really like to know how people treated him in prison. Really want to know what Jose and Tyquan thought about him drawing his weird ass sonic shit. If he was in solitary confinement he'd probably start eating his own shit.

There were rumors that Chris became some black gang's bitch and had to suck big black cock everyday for protection from the spanish prisoners who wanted to kill him.

Most likely though Chris was kept in solitary confinement from the beginning because he is retarded, a sex offender and thinks hes a woman and did nothing but drink Fanta and shit himself all day.

According to a letter Chris wrote from jail in November 2021: "I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety." Source: the CWCki.

 

[#1 Misogynist]

I don’t know why people are so hung up on “group homes” for Chris.

Yeah, they exist but first of all they tend to be for people actually too mentally ill to take care of themselves, as opposed to too lazy to take care of themselves, like Chris.

Chris doesn’t have that kind of diagnosis.

Secondly, group homes aren’t jails.

I don’t know where you guys get these weird “he won’t have internet!” ideas. Unless we’re talking about some kind of facility for the criminally insane. (Which Chris won’t go to.) Residents of group homes aren’t inmates, of course they can have internet, computers or whatever.

Many group homes are actually that restrictive, and do allow people too lazy to take care of themselves to stay there, but mostly women and troons. I work in the field of developmental disability and have seen many such cases.

 

[repentance]

If I was Chris, the first thing I would do is go to my old house to recover my sonichu totem

Chris sold the Sonichu totem years ago.

 

[CWCVillie Shopkeeper]

The real question is, will he make an attempt to get his stuff back.
If he gets thrown back in jail I will be shocked if that isn't the reason why...
...then again... what isn't shocking about Chris.

He's gotta be sperging out without all his little toys, imagine how he'd react when he finds out some of them were thrown away

 

[Tiresome]

Jail has absolutely taken a toll on Chris, no matter what his delusions are. Shades of the "Faces of Meth" portraits. Half expect to see a rotted-tooth grin and phantom-spider scratch scabs. Ironically looks more like a woman than he ever has in the latest snap.

 

[FinnSven]

Chris most likely bailed himself out and had the funds to do so for a while but he understood even if he did he would have nowhere to go. Heilberg probably talked Chris into staying in jail until a retard home could take him in. The reason Chris's arrest was expedited was because of he didn't want to sleep in a car causing him to steal money from Barb to get a hotel. Chris is scared of being homeless and would have certainly waited until the time was right.

Yes, I always thought this was a big part of why he was kept in jail for so long.

There was a law which came into force thanks to Chris’s lawyer from the running over Michael Snider incident which amounted to the state of Virginia having to ensure a developmentally different person such as Chris, to have adequate care upon release from custody.

A lot of people were speculating that they were taking time while a place was found.

If it is not an actual care home, it must be some form of supervised living.

Totally guessing here, but maybe a form of trusted individual like a social worker has basically allowed or been appointed to care for Chris now?

If this is the case then such a person could prevent Chris getting on the internet or wandering around shopping malls with signs and pepper spray.

 

[Sand Mega]

According to a letter Chris wrote from jail in November 2021: "I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety."

It's expected that no one would be dumb enough to mess with him in prison, it's useless

 

[crayolasword]

I firmly believe Chris was bonded out by Cole and is currently at Carniggo Park.

 

[Neuroticks]

Holy shit

 

[Sorades]

Maybe he did return to 14 BC and we havnt realized it yet.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Maybe he did return to 14 BC and we havnt realized it yet.

Word. He could be spooning Barb as we speak. I don't think anyone ever stopped to ask how she felt about the "situation".

Everyone puts the onus on bent duck and forgets the degenerate doesn't fall far from the poisoned tree. As bizarre as the situation is I wouldn't be surprised if ole Barb wanted her helper monkey back.

She was always weirdly codependent and seemed to foist semi-incestuous situations on honor roll anyways. Weirder shit has happened then a demented old lady enjoying something as disgusting as Jesus Sonichu Christ's amorous advances.

Ugghh. I need a drink after writing that. I can almost hear the echo... "I'm about to put this curse ye hame' ha on you mama!"

 

[Mouse Cop]

I don't think anyone ever stopped to ask how she felt about the "situation".

Oh, it was asked plenty of times. There's just no definitive answer. He did mention in the Incest Call that she seemed "confused" at first, which could imply dementia, or it could just mean she didn't get what he was proposing at first. He also said that he let Barb "make the first move," though again, what exactly that means is unclear. Given that this information comes from Chris, and he's a known liar, all of it is suspect.

Only two things are certain: one, he has not been charged with sexual assault or rape; and two, she was considered mentally competent enough to live alone and care for herself. These suggest that the affair was consensual.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

These suggest that the affair was consensual.

Not sure how it works in Virginia, but...

...in most of EU it is near impossible to convict someone accused with consensual incest. If both was happy to fuck both of themm will probably refuse to talk about it with court.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Sam Hyde reference

Who is Samson Jekyll? Just a breif search on the farms and cwcki doesn't bring up anything

 

[JFK in a pickle suit]

I don’t know why people are so hung up on “group homes” for Chris.

Yeah, they exist but first of all they tend to be for people actually too mentally ill to take care of themselves, as opposed to too lazy to take care of themselves, like Chris.

Chris doesn’t have that kind of diagnosis.

Secondly, group homes aren’t jails.

I don’t know where you guys get these weird “he won’t have internet!” ideas. Unless we’re talking about some kind of facility for the criminally insane. (Which Chris won’t go to.) Residents of group homes aren’t inmates, of course they can have internet, computers or whatever.

Depends on the group home. It's possibly changed within the last 15 years but I know of many people who've ended up staying in group homes due to mental illness, disability, whatever & they only had a certain allotted time for internet access a day, could only leave at certain times of the day for a certain period of time, had limited cell phone use (often times didn't have smartphones). These were for people who were higher functioning too, not those who had zero ability to take care of themselves.

If that's where Chris is going, the state or whoever is keeping watch of him now would probably find it in not only his best interest but also their best interest for him to not be online, especially if he's going to be living with other people. Whoever has taken over his case and is in charge of his welfare can't be ignorant to the fact that he exposed his entire life to the internet 15 years ago and caused his life to become more of a train wreck afterwards.