Mar-27-2023 - Chris is out of custody

[Hogar Grupal]

1: who bailed Chris out? It was not Ethan Ralph because if it was then he would be screaming about it to everyone.

Wasn't it corrected that Chris was released via court order and not bail/bond?

2: where is Chris now? He might be in a group home or out on the street but where can he be. If he was at a weens place we would know. The ween would let everyone know.

He maybe already be in a group home. Knowing Chris, he would've been scrambling to get an online presence somehow by now. It would be funny if he was staying with Heilberg.

3: why is Chris not on the internet? Chris is a addict. Even if he was told he could not or should not go online he would still try. Maybe through a alt. But we would know by now. Getting on the internet at this point is easy. Cheap $20 Walmart phone or the library are easy go to options. This means there is some external force keeping Chris offline.

Chris should have access to his money now. But Chris isn't the type to get a 20 dollar phone. He'll want the latest smartphone that would cost 600.00, and he does have the cash for it. It's the matter of getting Wi-Fi. Actually, he can use the same phone he's been using since he's been locked up; the people at the jail returned all his belongings.

 

[Jobama]

Leaked photo of Chris’s bond hearing

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

3. He may be on the Internet already, and we just haven't found him. He may be trying to find a place to stay. He may be inprocessing wherever he currently is. He may not have money to get himself online.

A lot of people forget, shortly after Chris was arrested, some unknown person posted a video of A-log yelling JUULLAAYYY on Chris's YouTube account.
Whoever this person was could have locked Chris out of all of his other social media as well as his YouTube accounts by changing the passwords assuming they all shared a password.
Chris has been in jail for over a year and a half, more than enough time for all of his socials and accounts to be hacked and compromised from all angles, I doubt he would still have access to any of them.

 

[Kirby]

“Who bailed them out?": Chris Chan's release on bond sparks hilarious reactions as mugshot goes viral

Netizens were shocked after encountering the news of YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, being released on jail bond on Monday, March 27, 2023.

www.sportskeeda.com

god bless the media

 

[Chester Rigby]

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Started on this before I learned he’s in a group home and not just standing on the sidewalk homeless.

The style is somewhat similar to Sophie Labelle's...

 

[Gfkldsl]

The question is how the fuck did he get bonded out because the stuff about a strange man named jekyll getting him out are un-verified

 

[Margo Martindale]

“Who bailed them out?": Chris Chan's release on bond sparks hilarious reactions as mugshot goes viral

Netizens were shocked after encountering the news of YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, being released on jail bond on Monday, March 27, 2023.

www.sportskeeda.com

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Who is Samson Jekyll? Just a breif search on the farms and cwcki doesn't bring up anything

 

[Aegeus]

The only thing he wants to do is beg for money

Chris has always amazed me vis-à-vis how much energy he will put into begging. Most people with an ounce of self-respect feel ashamed by begging, but Chris loves it, and he will constantly beg without ever feeling any shame.

If only he could have worked a part-time job sorting trash (the only thing his "high functioning" brain could handle), it would have required less effort than his hundreds of hours of filming himself begging non-stop.

 

[Kirby]

Who is Samson Jekyll? Just a breif search on the farms and cwcki doesn't bring up anything

who knows
one of the biggest mysteries of our time

 

[Mouse Cop]

“Who bailed them out?": Chris Chan's release on bond sparks hilarious reactions as mugshot goes viral

Netizens were shocked after encountering the news of YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, being released on jail bond on Monday, March 27, 2023.

www.sportskeeda.com

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The question is how the fuck did he get bonded out because the stuff about a strange man named jekyll getting him out are un-verified

Who is Samson Jekyll? Just a breif search on the farms and cwcki doesn't bring up anything

who knows
one of the biggest mysteries of our time

 

[FloorPlanGreen]

“Who bailed them out?": Chris Chan's release on bond sparks hilarious reactions as mugshot goes viral

Netizens were shocked after encountering the news of YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, being released on jail bond on Monday, March 27, 2023.

www.sportskeeda.com

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He cant keep getting away with it...

 

[Fapcop]

The fuck?!

I can guarantee you that nobody outside of Reddit said: “Who bailed THEM out”

 

[Dead Red]

I think that someone has to specifically create and pay for an obituary. If you are a dementia-ridden son-cum-filled hermit pauper with no family that cares about you, no obit.

If this has already been posted I humbly apologize but she has half of one. Ran across it on "find a grave" and while it mentions she isn't deceased yet, there is a note that her resting place has already been prepared while right above that notation someone posted a picture of her laying in the hoard. Elll lllooo elll.

Whoever bailed him out shouldn't have been allowed to unless they agreed to house him also as a condition.

 

[But What About The Frogs?]

I haven't seen the whole thread so apologies if this was already brought up, I'll take my late ratings.
Do you guys think fungus fucker Janke is going to become relevant to Chris's story again? I hope the fuck not but 2023 has surprised me plenty and it's only March.

 

[The Dude]

Can't wait to see how he'll inevitably fuck this up. We all know he will.

 

[Single Serving Friend]

Leaked photo of Chris’s bond hearing
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[Hogar Grupal]

Chris has always amazed me vis-à-vis how much energy he will put into begging. Most people with an ounce of self-respect feel ashamed by begging, but Chris loves it, and he will constantly beg without ever feeling any shame.

If only he could have worked a part-time job sorting trash (the only thing his "high functioning" brain could handle), it would have required less effort than his hundreds of hours of filming himself begging non-stop.

This is Chris. This guy has shamed himself on multiple occasions, and still kept on going. From an attraction sign, to drawing one of the legit few friends he has in a sexual position, to having sex with his blow up doll, I'm surprised Chris (prior to the incest) didn't walk the streets of Ruckersville nude.

 

[PsychoNerd]

“Who bailed them out?": Chris Chan's release on bond sparks hilarious reactions as mugshot goes viral

Netizens were shocked after encountering the news of YouTuber Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, being released on jail bond on Monday, March 27, 2023.

www.sportskeeda.com

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god bless the media

They literally called Chris "Mr. Chan" on Fox News, it's not far off to think they'd believe that "Samson Jekyll" wasn't just a meme amongst the community.

 

[Neil McCauley]

If anything I'd really like to know how people treated him in prison. Really want to know what Jose and Tyquan thought about him drawing his weird ass sonic shit. If he was in solitary confinement he'd probably start eating his own shit.

 

[Kirby]

Whoever bailed him out shouldn't have been allowed to unless they agreed to house him also as a condition.

Chris most likely bailed himself out and had the funds to do so for a while but he understood even if he did he would have nowhere to go. Heilberg probably talked Chris into staying in jail until a retard home could take him in. The reason Chris's arrest was expedited was because of he didn't want to sleep in a car causing him to steal money from Barb to get a hotel. Chris is scared of being homeless and would have certainly waited until the time was right.